Numi's boudoir

[numeniusa]

OMG! She died?

Oh, damn, sorry, I misidentified her I thought it was MTM. It's Sally Field, isn't it?

You, er, didn't alert the media, did you?

I may have to go into hiding...

 

[numeniusa]

Haha!!

I'm not fussy. Better a Marie Antoinette than a Yard of ale glass!

Yard of ale! Fuck!

Now those would be some Impossibly Long Nipples...

(I can't look in that thread. Makes me squirm *shudders just thinking about it*)

 

[numeniusa]

I found the cock-ring to be an interesting experience and do plan to acquire some properly fitted metal ones. It was interesting to read about the history behind them and see some of the ones that have been discovered from so many years ago.

The proper fitting is really important. Simon has some good info in his thread about measuring and stuff.

I didn't know there were any historical examples. I bet the Romans were into that sort of stuff. They were delightfully, uninhibitedly filthy

 

[tnman03]

The proper fitting is really important. Simon has some good info in his thread about measuring and stuff.

I didn't know there were any historical examples. I bet the Romans were into that sort of stuff. They were delightfully, uninhibitedly filthy

I found pictures of a Roman one made from leather. It's amazing that there was anything left of it.

And yes, your absolutely correct on the importance of fitting so I'll continue to research. One thing that school and career taught me was how to do some serious research.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Yard of ale! Fuck!

Now those would be some Impossibly Long Nipples...

(I can't look in that thread. Makes me squirm *shudders just thinking about it*)

Haha. Nipples that are a yard long - you could utilise them as rope swings.

Get the Antoinette glasses out.

 

[TongueLust]

Oh, damn, sorry, I misidentified her I thought it was MTM. It's Sally Field, isn't it?

You, er, didn't alert the media, did you?

I may have to go into hiding...

I need to check, I don't own a TV, I do everything on the computer.

I don't watch the news, my cousin alerts me if I need to be concerned about a storm, etc.

 

[papadoc19]

How are you doing, Numi?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I need to check, I don't own a TV, I do everything on the computer.

I don't watch the news, my cousin alerts me if I need to be concerned about a storm, etc.

that was Sally Fields in the clip. She is alive and well and was finishing her memoirs in December. Her mother, actress Margaret Fields died in 2011

 

[Grntmb]

dropping by to say hi and wish you a wonderful weekend!!

 

[numeniusa]

Haha. Nipples that are a yard long - you could utilise them as rope swings.

Get the Antoinette glasses out.

Don't talk about the nipples. Don't even point...

 

[numeniusa]

How are you doing, Numi?

Hey, papadoc!

I'm doing very well, thank you for asking. Had a busy weekend away, seven hours of theatre on Saturday Very enjoyable, although I was quite exhausted at the end of it, I can't imagine how tired the performers must have been...

How was your weekend? Are you into this Super Bowl thing that was happening?

 

[numeniusa]

dropping by to say hi and wish you a wonderful weekend!!

Thank you, G Did you have fun?

 

[numeniusa]

that was Sally Fields in the clip. She is alive and well and was finishing her memoirs in December. Her mother, actress Margaret Fields died in 2011

She's ten years younger than Mary Tyler Moore, I don't know how I got them muddled up! Her Mum must have been a grand age when she died, I didn't know of her at all.

Good to see you, Guy!

 

[numeniusa]

I need to check, I don't own a TV, I do everything on the computer.

I don't watch the news, my cousin alerts me if I need to be concerned about a storm, etc.

I will let you know if Sally Fields does succumb. I think she's good for quite some years yet, though

 

[numeniusa]

I found pictures of a Roman one made from leather. It's amazing that there was anything left of it.

And yes, your absolutely correct on the importance of fitting so I'll continue to research. One thing that school and career taught me was how to do some serious research.

Once you get it right, the sizing, it's great. The very wide rings don't suit my man, he's just too curvy for them to be comfortable, but otherwise the sizing seems consistent.

Your comments about the Roman leather ring reminded me of these:

http://www.ancient-origins.net/sites/default/files/services-painted-walls-brothel-pompeii.jpg

Frescoes on the walls of the brothel at Pompeii, or the ruins thereof, of course. Fascinating. A menu? Price list? Or just inspiration? The beds looked awfully hard, though, as I recall.

 

[tnman03]

Once you get it right, the sizing, it's great. The very wide rings don't suit my man, he's just too curvy for them to be comfortable, but otherwise the sizing seems consistent.

Your comments about the Roman leather ring reminded me of these:

http://www.ancient-origins.net/sites/default/files/services-painted-walls-brothel-pompeii.jpg

Frescoes on the walls of the brothel at Pompeii, or the ruins thereof, of course. Fascinating. A menu? Price list? Or just inspiration? The beds looked awfully hard, though, as I recall.

Hello beautiful Numi, hopefully you've not been ill with the flu your life's partner wrote of earlier. If so than I hope that any and all in your household are fully recovered now.
As for the informational conversation regarding cock rings I agree, they are a bit persnickety in their fittings. It's good that you find such enjoyment in your mans use of them.
I'd not viewed the above frescoes before so they are interesting. The Romans were an interesting society completely willing to adapt or appropriate other societies niceties or perversities into their own. It makes me wonder what future generations will think of us when they dig up a few of our toys or artwork.

 

[numeniusa]

Hello beautiful Numi, hopefully you've not been ill with the flu your life's partner wrote of earlier. If so than I hope that any and all in your household are fully recovered now.
As for the informational conversation regarding cock rings I agree, they are a bit persnickety in their fittings. It's good that you find such enjoyment in your mans use of them.
I'd not viewed the above frescoes before so they are interesting. The Romans were an interesting society completely willing to adapt or appropriate other societies niceties or perversities into their own. It makes me wonder what future generations will think of us when they dig up a few of our toys or artwork.

So far, fingers, toes and everything else crossed, I have escaped the dreaded lurgy. H is nearly better, I think. It's been a horrid thing, but I'm hopeful he might even be well enough for some naughty behaviour soon

They were very free about all things physical, the Romans, eh? Mind you, all that sunshine, olive oil, tomatoes and red wine has the same effect on me... One whiff of a basil leaf, and I'm well away

 

[numeniusa]

So there I was, idly browsing lingerie from a link in an email I'd been sent. Although why companies think I might be interested in this stuff I can't imagine... *smirks*

Some lovely chemises, a nice cami/French knickers set, some gorgeous burgundy lacy sets *happy sigh*. I wasn't in the market, particularly, but I notice that I haven't deleted the email, so...

Anyway.

Imagine my horror when, in the middle of all this gorgeousness, are these:

https://res.cloudinary.com/s8/image/fetch/c_scale,d_missing_imx2hb.png,f_auto,q_auto,w_350/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.lipsy.co.uk%2FImagesA%2F800%2FEA05310_146_a.jpg

What the heck? Apparently they are 'adhesive', they stick to your breasts somehow, and lift them without straps or anything around the back.

Just look at them, though. Hideous. Imagine unwrapping your lady at the end of a romantic evening and discovering those...

https://cdn.fashiola.co.uk/L372642575/women-bras-bustiers-magic-bodyfashion-lift-its-women.jpg

*theme from Psycho plays*

 

[TongueLust]

Hello pretty lady!

 

[tnman03]

So far, fingers, toes and everything else crossed, I have escaped the dreaded lurgy. H is nearly better, I think. It's been a horrid thing, but I'm hopeful he might even be well enough for some naughty behaviour soon

They were very free about all things physical, the Romans, eh? Mind you, all that sunshine, olive oil, tomatoes and red wine has the same effect on me... One whiff of a basil leaf, and I'm well away

So there I was, idly browsing lingerie from a link in an email I'd been sent. Although why companies think I might be interested in this stuff I can't imagine... *smirks*

Some lovely chemises, a nice cami/French knickers set, some gorgeous burgundy lacy sets *happy sigh*. I wasn't in the market, particularly, but I notice that I haven't deleted the email, so...

Anyway.

Imagine my horror when, in the middle of all this gorgeousness, are these:

https://res.cloudinary.com/s8/image/fetch/c_scale,d_missing_imx2hb.png,f_auto,q_auto,w_350/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.lipsy.co.uk%2FImagesA%2F800%2FEA05310_146_a.jpg

What the heck? Apparently they are 'adhesive', they stick to your breasts somehow, and lift them without straps or anything around the back.

Just look at them, though. Hideous. Imagine unwrapping your lady at the end of a romantic evening and discovering those...

https://cdn.fashiola.co.uk/L372642575/women-bras-bustiers-magic-bodyfashion-lift-its-women.jpg

*theme from Psycho plays*

I've told H before how lucky a man he is to be partnered with you Numi. Your a prize beyond all compare. So here's hoping that you have your fresh hot basil bread, some cheese and fruit and a nice bottle of red wine. All followed by much fare l'amore.
I don't understand the fashion behind the use of the above synthetic enhancers you posted. The size of the bust doesn't dictate toe quality of the lust or depth of feelings in a woman...or at least that's my viewpoint. I've known women who had to have reconstructive surgeries due to cancer or injury. One woman was so courageous she did nothing having the viewpoint a lover could love her for her or he wasn't worth being with.

 

[hotoldrguy]

So there I was, idly browsing lingerie from a link in an email I'd been sent. Although why companies think I might be interested in this stuff I can't imagine... *smirks*

Some lovely chemises, a nice cami/French knickers set, some gorgeous burgundy lacy sets *happy sigh*. I wasn't in the market, particularly, but I notice that I haven't deleted the email, so...

Anyway.

Imagine my horror when, in the middle of all this gorgeousness, are these:

https://res.cloudinary.com/s8/image/fetch/c_scale,d_missing_imx2hb.png,f_auto,q_auto,w_350/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.lipsy.co.uk%2FImagesA%2F800%2FEA05310_146_a.jpg

What the heck? Apparently they are 'adhesive', they stick to your breasts somehow, and lift them without straps or anything around the back.

Just look at them, though. Hideous. Imagine unwrapping your lady at the end of a romantic evening and discovering those...

https://cdn.fashiola.co.uk/L372642575/women-bras-bustiers-magic-bodyfashion-lift-its-women.jpg

*theme from Psycho plays*

so this is basically like a breast lift without surgery or a push up bra? They should at list put some kind of pokey nipple thing on the ends cuz what is the fun of being braless if your nipples do not poke at the fabric of the clothes...at least that is my thought from the male perspective....just sayin

 

[numeniusa]

Hello pretty lady!

Hey, beautiful! I hope you're having a good weekend

 

[numeniusa]

I've told H before how lucky a man he is to be partnered with you Numi. Your a prize beyond all compare. So here's hoping that you have your fresh hot basil bread, some cheese and fruit and a nice bottle of red wine. All followed by much fare l'amore.
I don't understand the fashion behind the use of the above synthetic enhancers you posted. The size of the bust doesn't dictate toe quality of the lust or depth of feelings in a woman...or at least that's my viewpoint. I've known women who had to have reconstructive surgeries due to cancer or injury. One woman was so courageous she did nothing having the viewpoint a lover could love her for her or he wasn't worth being with.

I consider myself very lucky too Except in food terms - the day of your post was a juice-fast day, ugh. Not a basil leaf in sight. Or more importantly in nose vicinity. I like your menu, though. That would definitely get my knickers off.

I'm not sure what I'd do in the face of a decision whether or not to have reconstructive surgery. I don't think you can really know until you're actually in that position. In terms of 'enhancement', though, I'm as fond as the next woman (I would guess) of a push-up bra. Everything hoisted up nicely...

I once saw Kelly Reilly play Desdemona in Othello. I think she's gorgeous, fabulous bone structure, lovely figure. She's quite slight, though, and they had her in a 'hoist them up' arrangement which gave her very spectacular globes

There's a scene where her maid undresses Desdemona for bed. At which point the spectacular globes descended, rather...

 

[numeniusa]

so this is basically like a breast lift without surgery or a push up bra? They should at list put some kind of pokey nipple thing on the ends cuz what is the fun of being braless if your nipples do not poke at the fabric of the clothes...at least that is my thought from the male perspective....just sayin

Yes - they are supposed to give you support and lift without any visible strapping. The reviews seem to indicate that unless you have absolutely tiny breasts, though, they just fall off. And if you have tiny breasts you probably don't get any benefit from them anyway.

Excellent point about the pokey nipples, though. I very rarely go braless, but I have a white tank type thing I have been known to slip on if there's no one around whose eye might be taken out by an uncontrolled bosom on the rampage "Pokey nipples" is a phrase I have heard whilst in that get-up. Usually with a grin

 

[papadoc19]

Yes - they are supposed to give you support and lift without any visible strapping. The reviews seem to indicate that unless you have absolutely tiny breasts, though, they just fall off. And if you have tiny breasts you probably don't get any benefit from them anyway.

Excellent point about the pokey nipples, though. I very rarely go braless, but I have a white tank type thing I have been known to slip on if there's no one around whose eye might be taken out by an uncontrolled bosom on the rampage "Pokey nipples" is a phrase I have heard whilst in that get-up. Usually with a grin

*Pictures your uncontrolled bosom*

How are you, Numi?