Numi's boudoir

[TongueLust]

Hello, gorgeous! How are you doing? That's some nail art your AV's got going on there

My mood at the moment.

 

[numeniusa]

Well I'll measure you! I have this uncanny ability of finding out the measurement in centimetres using just my hands. *nods*

Well I can't stay dressed ALL day you know?

Hehe, your turn to warm your hands, then...

How ... big are your hands? There's a saying that more than a handful is a waste, when what's in the hand is a breast So maybe we should measure hands in, er, cup sizes

 

[numeniusa]

Hmm? I don't know on a go to toy so I'll impatiently wait for wiser recommendations.

Yes, I was up entirely to early only sleeping an hour or so and sleep later caught up to me again so I napped.

Oh no, an hour or two is not nearly enough. Except when what's keeping you up is entirely more filthy than counting sheep, of course.

I think I'd start you off with a simple multi-speed vibe. See what mischief you could get up to with that.

 

[numeniusa]

My mood at the moment.

Eek! I like very much that you express it like that, actually, rather than curling up and hiding your feelings.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Hehe, your turn to warm your hands, then...

How ... big are your hands? There's a saying that more than a handful is a waste, when what's in the hand is a breast So maybe we should measure hands in, er, cup sizes

My hands aren't overly large but I don't take any stock in that rumour.

Bigger the cup size, the better but small cup sizes can be equally appealing.

 

[numeniusa]

My hands aren't overly large but I don't take any stock in that rumour.

Bigger the cup size, the better but small cup sizes can be equally appealing.

You're probably a C-hand then? Perfect...

I saw someone in a restaurant recently drinking a cocktail out of one of those glasses modelled on Marie Antoinette's breast. You know, one of these:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8f/Glass02.jpg/250px-Glass02.jpg

It's a myth in any case, I believe, and I wouldn't choose to drink out of one, but they always make me giggle.

I prefer my fizz out of a flute, and my breasts out of a wine-glass

 

[iLackBrainCells]

You're probably a C-hand then? Perfect...

I saw someone in a restaurant recently drinking a cocktail out of one of those glasses modelled on Marie Antoinette's breast. You know, one of these:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8f/Glass02.jpg/250px-Glass02.jpg

It's a myth in any case, I believe, and I wouldn't choose to drink out of one, but they always make me giggle.

I prefer my fizz out of a flute, and my breasts out of a wine-glass

Haha, the best post I've read all day.

I never knew it was supposedly modelled on her breast. I don't mind drinking out of glasses but I do prefer breasts.

 

[tnman03]

Oh no, an hour or two is not nearly enough. Except when what's keeping you up is entirely more filthy than counting sheep, of course.

I think I'd start you off with a simple multi-speed vibe. See what mischief you could get up to with that.

I suspect that would be one of my life's more mischievous experiences Numi.

 

[TongueLust]

Eek! I like very much that you express it like that, actually, rather than curling up and hiding your feelings.

Thank you.

I appreciate those who accept me for who I am.

 

[DarkSimian]

Been a while since I've been here. Hello Lady Numi, TL, and any others that I may have missed.

 

[numeniusa]

Haha, the best post I've read all day.

I never knew it was supposedly modelled on her breast. I don't mind drinking out of glasses but I do prefer breasts.

You like drinking out of .... oh, I see *grimaces*

I read that actually glasses that shape were being made a good century before Marie Antoinette. And furthermore, although she started off slim in her youth in Austria, the food at Versailles was just so plentiful and Louis XVI such a glutton, that she would definitely not have fitted in one of those in her later years

And I have to confess that after I got out of the bath this afternoon, I considered my breasts in the mirror, to see what sort of glass they might fit into Weird, or what?

 

[numeniusa]

I suspect that would be one of my life's more mischievous experiences Numi.

Oh no. No.

I'm certain we can build you up to way more mischief than that

Vibrating cock-ring?

 

[numeniusa]

Thank you.

I appreciate those who accept me for who I am.

I adore who you are You have a great sense of humour (even if you can't spell 'humour' ), and wonderful taste in imagery.

 

[numeniusa]

Been a while since I've been here. Hello Lady Numi, TL, and any others that I may have missed.

Lord Dark! How the very devil are you?

 

[DarkSimian]

Lord Dark! How the very devil are you?

I am good. Last week was a bit rough, caring for my mother. All is well now. So how are you and Lord H?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

You like drinking out of .... oh, I see *grimaces*

I read that actually glasses that shape were being made a good century before Marie Antoinette. And furthermore, although she started off slim in her youth in Austria, the food at Versailles was just so plentiful and Louis XVI such a glutton, that she would definitely not have fitted in one of those in her later years

And I have to confess that after I got out of the bath this afternoon, I considered my breasts in the mirror, to see what sort of glass they might fit into Weird, or what?

I don't mind drinking off breasts too? Just pour some wine down your chest and I'll be there.

Go on, you can't leave us in suspenders... what sort of glass do you think would compliment you? Enquiring minds want to know.

 

[tnman03]

Oh no. No.

I'm certain we can build you up to way more mischief than that

Vibrating cock-ring?

Hmm? Well I've used vibrators on partners...tried cock rings...just not vibrating ones... hmm.

 

[TongueLust]

I adore who you are You have a great sense of humour (even if you can't spell 'humour' ), and wonderful taste in imagery.

https://youtu.be/MWtUVDG5M1w

 

[numeniusa]

I am good. Last week was a bit rough, caring for my mother. All is well now. So how are you and Lord H?

I'm glad to hear you got things sorted out. It's never easy dealing with that sort of thing, neither from an emotional perspective, nor in practical terms.

Lord H has man-flu. He's hot and cold, coughing, no appetite. For anything I am a model of sympathy *polishes halo*. No, I really am. I even ironed his shirt today for our weekend away

I'm storing up so many favours....

 

[numeniusa]

I don't mind drinking off breasts too? Just pour some wine down your chest and I'll be there.

Go on, you can't leave us in suspenders... what sort of glass do you think would compliment you? Enquiring minds want to know.

Hmm. Well, I'm not going to fit in a flute, that much is clear A pint glass would be too large. Straight or dimpled.

Bugger. It's going to have to be the Marie Antoinette, isn't it?

 

[numeniusa]

Hmm? Well I've used vibrators on partners...tried cock rings...just not vibrating ones... hmm.

I've never quite mastered the vibrating cock-ring, in truth. Difficult to keep the vibration in the right spot.

Did you like wearing a cock-ring? I like a man in steel. It looks ... amazing. The thing itself. But also the effects

 

[numeniusa]

https://youtu.be/MWtUVDG5M1w

Aw... Just over a year since she died.

 

[TongueLust]

Aw... Just over a year since she died.

OMG! She died?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Hmm. Well, I'm not going to fit in a flute, that much is clear A pint glass would be too large. Straight or dimpled.

Bugger. It's going to have to be the Marie Antoinette, isn't it?

Haha!!

I'm not fussy. Better a Marie Antoinette than a Yard of ale glass!

 

[tnman03]

I've never quite mastered the vibrating cock-ring, in truth. Difficult to keep the vibration in the right spot.

Did you like wearing a cock-ring? I like a man in steel. It looks ... amazing. The thing itself. But also the effects

I found the cock-ring to be an interesting experience and do plan to acquire some properly fitted metal ones. It was interesting to read about the history behind them and see some of the ones that have been discovered from so many years ago.