Nude Day 2011 Contest Support Thread

* * * * OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT * * * *

I’m sorry but I have to announce that I won’t be entering a story in this year’s NUDE DAY contest in spite of the contractual provisions of my ROYALTY contract.

It’s my own personal protest of what the LITEROTICA contest system has become.

This will be the first LITEROTICA themed contest in the last ten years that won’t have an entry from one of the TOP 40 “MOST FAVORITE” Authors on this site.

Maybe it’s time that the oggmans of our world start asking themselves why.

I felt it was my duty to stand with these titans and join the message that the LITEROTICA greats were sending:

It’s time to clean up the travesty the contest system has become.

james r scouries will stand with these men and women even if his ROYALTY receipts suffer.

And we’re not doing this for ourselves; instead we’ve taken this stand for the good of the vast LITEROTICA audience who has supported us all these years.

It’s time for change!

And time to

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Aren’t we all lucky we have A.I.R.?

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
And yes this clown is one of the major reasons!

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superheroralphie

Yes we’ve traded works by the likes of these twenty popular authors for twenty, unedited, 800 word SURVIVOR stories by little ralphie. Fortunately many of these giants are represented in the A.I.R. Contest.

20 Favoritest Authors

• 1.Many Feathers (2692)
• 2.Slickman (2608)
• 3.BarondeSade (2454)
• 4.rgjohn (2409)
• 5.scouries (2395)
• 6.alwayswantedto (2394)
• 7.Selena_Kitt (2291)
• 8.Goldeniangel (2246)
• 9.Daniellekitten (2133)
• 10.sarahhh (2128)
• 11.Elianna (2035)
• 12.TryAnything (1959)
• 13.youbadboy (1698)
• 14.SecretFantasy69 (1697)
• 15.JazCullen (1641)
• 16.nikki_2021 (1632)
• 17.secretme (1623)
• 18.Ahabscribe (1602)
• 19.Tx Tall Tales (1548)
• 20.walterio (1537)

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
Other than write a story to celebrate National Nude Day I was wondering if anyone did anything daringly exciting.

What did I do to celebrate the holiday, you ask? I'm glad you asked.

I took a shower naked. Normally, I wear clothes.

Alas, my daringly exciting days are in the past. The most I ever did on Nude Day was to have 19 naked people in my pool, two of which were my sisters-in-law, along with my mother-in-law.

We were all drunk and it was dark. No one could see, that is, until I turned on the pool flood lights. Hey, I couldn't video all the action in the dark, now could I?

"Oops. Sorry. I must have hit the light switch by accident. I'll just turn off the lights. Before I do, can I get a drink for anyone (lol)?

Does anyone else have a story they'd like to share?

Teehee! I was there and saw the whole thing. Nice memories.
 
Just makes you want to cry...

Roger and Denise were avid Literotica readers. They used the erotic stories on the site as inspirational fodder to spice up their sex lives. Sometimes, they included their best friends, Irene and Dave in their sexy games. Taking sexual inspiration from many of the categories from Literotica, they even made a wheel that they spun to decide what they'd do each sexy holiday. With nearly every day a holiday, albeit an obscure holiday, they turned every day into a sexual holiday. With never a dull sexual moment, because they were in love and because they were so sexual and sensual, they had more sexual holidays than they did categories, which required them to overlap them and, in essence, make the game that much more interesting.

Nude Day to many is the one day a year that we celebrate being naked in public. Those who cannot bear to wear nothing but skin, but who still want to celebrate the Nude Day holiday, can do so in the privacy of their homes. Then, just as there as those of us who use the holiday to legally expose themselves where and when permissible, there are those of us who use the Nude Day holiday to voyeur those celebrating the Nude Day holiday by being naked in public. Ah, human nature is alive and well on Nude Day.

Thank for quoting two paragraphs from my story, Bind & Strip Me Naked for Nude Day. I take it as a compliment that you enjoyed the story or should I be waiting for the other shoe?
 
If you were waiting for the last minute -- this is it.

You have until 11:59 EST to get your story in and have it be eligible for the contest.
 
Goodluck getting your stories in!

How long ago was that SuperHeroRalph?

YourSincerely: Ooh...tell more? :)

I didn't do too much Nude Day celebrating. There was some naked curling up and snuggling. Too bad it hadn't been the night before. Or last night's full moon. :catroar: I did get some fresh inspiration for Summer Lovin' out in nature though! ;)
 
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Jeanne D'Artois has just submitted another of her Laundry Tales.

Was she in time?
 
Hey, it's not the last minute! There were eleven minutes left when I finished the story and submitted it. :rolleyes:

I'm just glad to have finally completed something and submitted for the first time in seven months. Deadlines are good for something.
 
just announced!!!!

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LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD
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The Board of Directors of the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) decided last year that it would be appropriate to honor one of the giants of LITEROTICA fiction at the end of each of the Special Themed A.I.R. Contests.

They decided to call this new prize, one they believe will soon become emblematic of erotic fiction excellence and the most respected author’s award in the genre, the MANU. This name of course honors the first PRINCE of erotic fiction, a man who’s become a giant in the field of erotic publishing.

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the [size=+2]:D MANU :D[/size] award

These prizes will be awarded based on the author’s complete body of work. This is the seventh MANU to be awarded.

He’s the author of some of LITEROTICA’S greatest stories (“Ohhh Mommy”, I Groaned, “Daddy”, I Whispered, Allison’s Ankle, A Nun Falls, Swimming With the Dolphins, etc., etc.) while also THREADMASTERING some of LITEROTICA’S most famous threads AND he’s a member of the 100+ COMMENT club, the 1000+ VOTE club as well as being one of LITEROTICA’S “FAVORITEST” authors AND a multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner. LITEROTICA’S renaissance man, he’s the one and only:

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Joining ManyFeathers, rgjohn, SamuelX, sarahhh, Slickman and Try Anything as the only holders of the coveted MANU!​

Well done boss.

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida
 
Anyway... The sweeps are never completely predictable. Sometimes, they roll dozens of times ( Back in the day, it was nothing unusual for your vote total to bounce like a yo-yo from day one ) and sometimes, you don't see anything until the last couple of days.

In the end, it all seems to come out to about the same increase in average score and average percentage of votes swept, so no need to fret. The longer they wait to sweep, the less time the trolls have to swarm back in to attack again.
On the other hand, in the past when the bots came earlier, it put my vote average over the 4.5 mark so I got the red H, which I think attracts more readers.
 
On the other hand, in the past when the bots came earlier, it put my vote average over the 4.5 mark so I got the red H, which I think attracts more readers.

Unless a sweep rolls through on the first couple of days your story is out, it probably won't make any difference. After that, any reads are probably coming from the contest page, and it doesn't display the Hs.
 
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MagicaPractica, thank you for your lovely comment! :rose: I'm glad you enjoyed it. Oh! I'd love to read it sometime if you still have it around. I thought of going with a massage, but her trauma was pretty fresh and the steamy scenes I figured were enough stress (albeit, the good kind) on her body. ;) I'd love to see what perspective you gave the subject.

I'm a slow-poke reading entries this time around, but my life has been pretty busy and fullfilling. This week things slow down a bit and I'm going to make time to read. The ones I've read thus far, I've really enjoyed.
 
Jeanne and I would be contenders for the Authors' Hangout Last Place (tm) Contest except that we are permanently disqualified...
 
I see there hasn't been many mini vacs lately. Still waiting for the hoover. It has till friday to suck away. LOL Best of luck all.
DG
 
I still have a lot more entries to read. Hope to be done by Wednesday.
 
Jeanne and I would be contenders for the Authors' Hangout Last Place (tm) Contest except that we are permanently disqualified...

Right now, I think I would be considered the favorite for that distinction. I have one with a score of about 3.73, but only 11 votes. :eek:
 
Kromen, same here. There are many more stories now! I had a mini-vac earlier today, just one vote difference. I can't believe that I'm already 10 pages into my Summer Lovin' story! But now it really is time for sleep. Gnight all. :)
 
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