Nude Day 2011 Contest Support Thread

[Qeda_Charlemaigne]

al queda Charlemaigne?

Lesbian Sci-Fi????


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I read with interest the bit about insulting someone, and if memory serves, YOU made quite the distinction.

I am neither Muslim, nor am I a terrorist, motherfucker.

And it's VERY easy to see who people are talking about when they refer the "idiot on everyone's ignore list," you pedantic piece of overstuffed human slime. I wasn't upset when I sent you the message earlier, but after I've been referred to as a terrorist, I'm pissed right the fuck off.

I served the United States by way of the Marine Corps, you sphincter-nugget. I'm proud to have served and lost a LOT of friends.

I'm not a goddamn terrorist.

To the rest, I apologize for "going off" in this forum, but this turdhead REALLY got me.​

 

[Qeda_Charlemaigne]

That's strange. Usually, something like this is taken care of quickly.

You might try sending a PM.

http://forum.literotica.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=7

There's an easy link. The email "contact" links don't ever seem to get a response, but a PM will usually do the trick.

THANKS!

 

[sr71plt]

Oh, it never occured to me that the contest stories went straight to the top. It looked like yours were always in the top 5 on top.

That's one of the perqs of entering your story in a contest. It gets listed in the top set of the "New" page. Others include being included on the contest list and being passed through within twenty-four hours rather than days.

 

[Darkniciad]

THANKS!

No problem -- and our resident troll annoys everyone. Best thing to do is put him on ignore. A few of us suffer for the sake of informing anyone who hasn't crossed the delusional fraud, but there's no need for anyone else to feel the pain.

 

[sr71plt]

I used the webmaster contact email, posted it in my FB group, in Literotica's FB group, and here. I would imagine that she'll run across it eventually.

For those of you who are confused about my sex, I'm a woman.

There's no evidence the administrators read e-mail. Contact Laurel through the Private Message (PM) system (block at the upper right corner of this page).

 

[bashfullyshameless]

I served the United States by way of the Marine Corps, you sphincter-nugget. I'm proud to have served and lost a LOT of friends.

Thank you for your service. I realize this is just words on the internet, but I'm very sorry for all your lost friends.

Don't give the slightest thought to the keyboard commandos. The rest of us don't.

 

[Qeda_Charlemaigne]

Don't give the slightest thought to the keyboard commandos. The rest of us don't.

*snicker* Keyboard commandos, I can handle. Attack my works? Not a problem in the slightest. Attack my loyalty via my GIVEN first name? BIG problem.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

This is the time that I hate the most.

After being so alive with activity, listen to that. It's so quiet. I hate the quiet. I can't keep a thought in my head, when it's this quiet. I prefer the noise of everyone busy writing their stories.

A familiar smell, rather than coming here to be sad with the inactivity of another contest gone by, I'm sitting here with my coffee while, what else, writing a story for the Summer Lovin' contest.

I already have one story finished and just started a second story.

My first story for the Summer Lovin' contest is a family story with mother, sister, and brother. Ah, can you smell the incest in the air? There's nothing like the smell of incestuous sex in the morning.

The second story is of the mature variety about a man getting lucky with a woman half his age. Those are always fun to write, as they are real crowd pleasers, too.

Well, I just thought I'd drop and wish everyone good luck in the contest.

"Good luck in the Nude Day contest."

 

[Guest]

Updated Scores (LITEROTICA CONTEEST only) Wednesday July 13th

(Early A.I.R. Results are very different!!!!)

ShyChiWriter 4.89 347
WatchingCloud 4.79 828
RejectReality 4.76 54
LettersFrom Tats 4.72 43
silkstockingslover 4.71 231
D_Lynn 4.71 217
LunaEroticaMystica 4.69 202
Qeda_Charlemaigne 4.66 85 *chapter*
Spen Sterling 4.65 401
jackvick 4.64 14
bashfullyshameless 4.63 201
IrateQuaker* 4.56 179
Scaramouche 4.48 262
dave110256 4.48 225
LiquidMatthew 4.48 126
DG Hear 4.46 814
kromen 4.44 235
DG Hear 4.42 596
LiquidMatthew 4.41 318
UhlBWett 4.41 157
DG Hear 4.39 925
SweetWitch 4.39 127
simadict 4.38 168 *chapter*
MarlowBunny 4.37 161
Boxlicker101 4.36 474
AlwaysHungry 4.35 211
kromen 4.32 191
dave110256 4.32 165
TxRad 4.32 122 *chapter*
silkstockingslover 4.31 1072
photoman4u2 4.25 32
Deikin 4.24 58
Boxlicker101 4.17 189
Boxlicker101 4.17 12 *chapter*
Dujour 4.09 115
Old_Blue 4.02 86
jennanips 3.95 130
Bethyboo 3.90 97
SuperHeroRalph 3.89 39
SuperHeroRalph 3.87 197
SuperHeroRalph 3.86 77
SuperHeroRalph 3.85 71
foolstop* 3.84 25
litfan10 3.78 74
Bethyboo 3.77 167
Boxlicker101 3.73 11
Bethyboo 3.72 43
Bethyboo 3.70 27
CM22now 3.66 162
SuperHeroRalph 3.66 116
GuyIncognito619* 3.66 96
PrincessErin 3.65 195
MarlowBunny 3.65 85
SuperHeroRalph 3.62 81
onwardbob 3.6 25
oggbashan 3.54 85
Luscious_Lane* 3.54 41
Benny024 3.52 58
gonnagetchu 3.51 217
SuperHeroRalph 3.48 48
SuperHeroRalph 3.48 44
Kaishaku 3.29 52
SuperHeroRalph 3.01 78
Akai21 2.88 24
SuperHeroRalph 2.88 17
Baked Boss 2.36 36

juanwildone tba
LitEroCat tba *chapter*


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*showing a max of 10 results per author

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[Guest]

and what about our survivalists??? how are they doing??

yes our friends from the SURVIVOR contest also enter their works in the themed contests... how lucky is that for our readers...

Updated SURVIVALISTS scores (LITEROTICA CONTEEST only) Wednesday July 13th

Alicia at the Nudist Club simadict 4.38
Naked Housecleaning Boxlicker101 4.36
Memories of our First Nude Day TxRad 4.32
Siblings Get Naked for Nude Day SuperHeroRalph 4.30
Naked America - A New Day Nude day SuperHeroRalph 4.23
Hero's Nude Housecleaner Boxlicker101 4.17
Paulette Celebrates Nude Day Boxlicker101 4.17
Nude Day Pornagraphic Movie SuperHeroRalph 4.16
Nude day What Does it matter SuperHeroRalph 4.14
Nude Day-A Pervert's Anal Field Day SuperHeroRalph 4.13
Pretending to be Gay For Nude Day SuperHeroRalph 4.06
Happy Lewd, Crude and Rude Nude Day SuperHeroRalph 4.03
Cousin Rocks My World on Nude Day SuperHeroRalph 3.99
Mother's Nude Day Sexual Fantasy SuperHeroRalph 3.99
Bushwacking Bethyboo 3.90
Have You Been Flashed or Flashed? SuperHeroRalph 3.89
Strip Poker, Nude Day & Lesbian Sex SuperHeroRalph 3.87
Cross Dresser Flashing for Nude Day SuperHeroRalph 3.86
A Dead Cat Kills a Blind Bat SuperHeroRalph 3.85
Pool Days Bethyboo 3.77
Streakers and Streaking Boxlicker101 3.73
The Carnal Clubs Auction Bethyboo 3.72
The Tale of Twelve Feet Bethyboo 3.70
CFNM, Nude Day, and Drunken Women SuperHeroRalph 3.66
Boat Sex PrincessErin 3.65
Terror Filled Nude Day Naked Walk SuperHeroRalph 3.62
Rescuing Sophie oggbashan 3.54
Nude Day, Every Day Is Nude Day SuperHeroRalph 3.48
Opposite Attract Then recoil Back SuperHeroRalph 3.48
Renee, Todd, Nude Day, & Lady Gaga SuperHeroRalph 3.01
Nude Day- A Celebration of Flashing SuperHeroRalph 2.88
A Day at the Beach Baked Boss 2.36

AVERAGE SURVIVALIST SCORE 3.82



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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[SweetMaj]

Hello...ello...ello.

 

[michchick98]

I read with interest the bit about insulting someone, and if memory serves, YOU made quite the distinction.

I am neither Muslim, nor am I a terrorist, motherfucker.

And it's VERY easy to see who people are talking about when they refer the "idiot on everyone's ignore list," you pedantic piece of overstuffed human slime. I wasn't upset when I sent you the message earlier, but after I've been referred to as a terrorist, I'm pissed right the fuck off.

I served the United States by way of the Marine Corps, you sphincter-nugget. I'm proud to have served and lost a LOT of friends.

I'm not a goddamn terrorist.

To the rest, I apologize for "going off" in this forum, but this turdhead REALLY got me.

Unfortunately, your post won't make one bit of difference to the sphincter-nugget. I really like that phrase - *adds to list of clever nicknames for scouries and co.* He does shit like this mostly to annoy and mostly because he thinks he's better than everyone else...or at least everyone who doesn't gush and sing his praises (which is...well, everyone.)

Best (as others have said) to put him on ignore and be done with it. No one puts any credence into most of his drivel anyway. He does have a few valid points from time to time, but it's buried under all the other bullshit he spews.

Welcome to Lit and the AH and thank you for your service to our country.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

You've outdone yourself, Scouries. You made me laugh. I usually laugh at some of the stuff you write, except for the stuff where you're being mean and attacking people, which seems to be more often than not lately, now that you're off your medication, again.

Yet, answer me this, just as it doesn's matter how many stories a writer enters in a theme contest, per Laurel, what does it matter if a writer participating in the Survivor contest has stories entered in the theme contest? Who the Hell are you to protest? Just like me and everyone else here, you're just a guest at the bequest of Laurel.

Just as are the monthly contests, there are no limits to the number of stories that can be entered and judged. Besides, we all know that these are not writing contests. These are popularity contests. We all know that this is not the Harvard Review, the Atlantic Monthly, or the New Yorker, it's just a porn board and you're just another fucked up pervert.

Instead of making an ass of yourself, why not participate in the Survivor contest. Oh, sorry, I forgot, you only write incest stories. Is that it? You aren't able to write anything other than your mother moaning and your daddy groaning? Is that why you're such an asshole because your father and mother forced you to have sex with them? I'm sorry for that. I truly am.

That's too bad that you don't enter the Survivor contest because I have fun writing in different categories. Win or lose, I'm still here writing my stories. If there were no contests, I'd still be here writing my stories. The only thing that matters to me is the story. My passion is writing, while your passion is to annoy everyone.

Only, the thing that troubles me is, why do you continue posting photos of your family? I hate to be the one that tells you this, but your family looks like, well, like a bunch of monkeys. Tell me, which one is your sister or is that your mother. To be honest, you look exactly like your father.

Thank you for the laugh.

 

[Guest]

you are soooo welcome...

I must admit little ralphie that every once in a while you can make all of us at ScouriesWorld laugh. This line is one of your all time greats (not a big challenge actually).​

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superheroralphie Oh, sorry, I forgot, you only write incest stories. Is that it? You aren't able to write anything other than your mother moaning and your daddy groaning? Is that why you're such an asshole because your father and mother forced you to have sex with them? I'm sorry for that. I truly am.

2011 Contest INCEST from littleralphie

Cousin Rocks My World on Nude Day (3.99) Kissing cousin comes for a visit to rekindle incestuous lust. Incest/Taboo 07/08/11
Mother's Nude Day Sexual Fantasy (3.99) Son reads his mother's Nude Day sexual fantasy. Incest/Taboo 06/20/11
Nude Day Pornographic Family Movie (4.17) Mother & Son, Father & Daughter, & Siblings make a movie. Incest/Taboo 07/07/11
Siblings Get Naked for Nude Day (4.30) Reluctant sister celebrates Nude Day naked with her brother. Incest/Taboo 06/21/11

Mother-in-law is My Sexy Valentine (3.99) Mother-in-law tricks son-in-law to have Valentine's Day sex. Incest/Taboo 01/25/11
Mommy's Favorite Valentine is Me (4.33) Mother and son have a special relationship transcends incest. Novels and Novellas 01/31/11
Sisters-in-law Valentine's Surprise (4.29) Three sexy sisters-in-law get a Valentine's Day surprise. Incest/Taboo 01/28/11
Mom Needs Son's Help to Strip Naked (4.31) Mom hurts her back dumpster diving for cans and bottles. Incest/Taboo 03/29/11

We’ve only started the contest year and yet you already have seven stories up (oh yes we saw you tried to slip one in under Novels) that are Incest stories. We all wondered why that was given your oft stated aversion to such goings on. In this contest you already have four of them up – mothers, cousins, fathers, sons, daughters – heck you’ve covered all the bases in your family fucks.

Of course we know the dilemma you face – your unedited Survivor style stories are unreadable and the only way to generate views is to put them in the Incest category and mention “mommy”.

No ones reads them all the way through – even 800 words of your fiction can be a brutal read – but at least you get a few views.

But of course writing all these Incest stories (I think you’ve written more of them this year than any other LITEROTICAN) causes you another, perhaps bigger problem. If you keep producing this incestuous drivel at your current pace you won’t get any credit for them in the SURVIVOR contest when they tally up the scores at year end. Heck you’re already on the third level in Incest while having lots of categories you’ve hardly started.

Views vs Survivor????

We’ll all be watching how your little brain addresses this problem in the next contest. Of course you should probably go for the Incest and the views, the QUEEN ain’t going to let you win SURVIVOR no matter what you do…

... but hey, keep the laughs cuming...

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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[oggbashan]

This thread is a lot shorter with a few names on an ignore list.

Jeanne D'Artois is still struggling to finish her entry.

Og

 

[Qeda_Charlemaigne]

To All: Thanks for pointing out what I already knew: that scouries is a small-minded, one trick pony who considers himself to be the best thing since George Washington Carver invented peanut butter.

I can handle slings and arrows, pointers and tips on my writing style; in fact, I encourage those things and encourage my readers to call me on something which was not made clear in a previous chapter. But, as I said in the missive I sent scouries (thank you to the person who informed me of his name), a single minute of oh-so-precious time scanning the comments would have revealed the fact that I didn't enter the contest.

Special message to scouries: Get over yourself. I've not read any of your works, but it's plain to see how much you think of yourself when you use "I" and name yourself in subtitles.

Y'all have a wonderful day!

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

I must admit little ralphie that every once in a while you can make all of us at ScouriesWorld laugh. This line is one of your all time greats (not a big challenge actually).​

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superheroralphie Oh, sorry, I forgot, you only write incest stories. Is that it? You aren't able to write anything other than your mother moaning and your daddy groaning? Is that why you're such an asshole because your father and mother forced you to have sex with them? I'm sorry for that. I truly am.

2011 Contest INCEST from littleralphie

Cousin Rocks My World on Nude Day (3.99) Kissing cousin comes for a visit to rekindle incestuous lust. Incest/Taboo 07/08/11
Mother's Nude Day Sexual Fantasy (3.99) Son reads his mother's Nude Day sexual fantasy. Incest/Taboo 06/20/11
Nude Day Pornographic Family Movie (4.17) Mother & Son, Father & Daughter, & Siblings make a movie. Incest/Taboo 07/07/11
Siblings Get Naked for Nude Day (4.30) Reluctant sister celebrates Nude Day naked with her brother. Incest/Taboo 06/21/11

Mother-in-law is My Sexy Valentine (3.99) Mother-in-law tricks son-in-law to have Valentine's Day sex. Incest/Taboo 01/25/11
Mommy's Favorite Valentine is Me (4.33) Mother and son have a special relationship transcends incest. Novels and Novellas 01/31/11
Sisters-in-law Valentine's Surprise (4.29) Three sexy sisters-in-law get a Valentine's Day surprise. Incest/Taboo 01/28/11
Mom Needs Son's Help to Strip Naked (4.31) Mom hurts her back dumpster diving for cans and bottles. Incest/Taboo 03/29/11

We’ve only started the contest year and yet you already have seven stories up (oh yes we saw you tried to slip one in under Novels) that are Incest stories. We all wondered why that was given your oft stated aversion to such goings on. In this contest you already have four of them up – mothers, cousins, fathers, sons, daughters – heck you’ve covered all the bases in your family fucks.

Of course we know the dilemma you face – your unedited Survivor style stories are unreadable and the only way to generate views is to put them in the Incest category and mention “mommy”.

No ones reads them all the way through – even 800 words of your fiction can be a brutal read – but at least you get a few views.

But of course writing all these Incest stories (I think you’ve written more of them this year than any other LITEROTICAN) causes you another, perhaps bigger problem. If you keep producing this incestuous drivel at your current pace you won’t get any credit for them in the SURVIVOR contest when they tally up the scores at year end. Heck you’re already on the third level in Incest while having lots of categories you’ve hardly started.

Views vs Survivor????

We’ll all be watching how your little brain addresses this problem in the next contest. Of course you should probably go for the Incest and the views, the QUEEN ain’t going to let you win SURVIVOR no matter what you do…

... but hey, keep the laughs cuming...

http://www.animated-gif.net/wp-content/uploads/139/chimpanzee-laughing.gif​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

A mere 10% of my stories are incest stories when, 90% of your stories are in that one category. I write in 30 of 35 categories, Scouries.

30 out of 35 categories, that's the number that you are unable to compete or compute.

I'm the only writer on the site who has finished second place in the Survivor contest 3 out of 4 years, 2007 and 2008 as Bostonfictionwriter and 2010 as AndTheEnd.

I would have won the thing twice, if these contests were fairly run, yet, it doesn't matter. It's not about winning contests, it's about the stories, Scouries and you only write incest.

 

[AlwaysHungry]

Have the bots ever made their journey through the entries? Last contest, my vote totals went down several times. This contest, none so far.

 

[Guest]

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superheroralphie not wanting to answer the question raised…

A mere 10% of my stories are incest stories… I would have won the thing twice, [size=+2]if[/size]these contests were fairly run, yet, it doesn't matter. It's not about winning contests, it's about the stories…

IF … IF … IF … I’m afraid that’s the story of your writing life.

C’mon little ralphie, be honest for once. Why are you writing all these mommy incest stories?

We all know why. It’s the only way you can get views.

C’mon little ralphie, be honest for a second time. Why are you entering all your stories in contests and not through normal channels?

We all know why. Views, views, views! Views you can’t get any other way.

So tell us, how many more unedited mommy stories are you going to foist on us in the next contest? And the one after that?

And are we going to have to endure your whining act again when the QUEEN doesn’t count them at the end of the year?​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[Darkniciad]

There simply aren't words for what's going on in the empty head chamber up there. LMAO

Anyway... The sweeps are never completely predictable. Sometimes, they roll dozens of times ( Back in the day, it was nothing unusual for your vote total to bounce like a yo-yo from day one ) and sometimes, you don't see anything until the last couple of days.

In the end, it all seems to come out to about the same increase in average score and average percentage of votes swept, so no need to fret. The longer they wait to sweep, the less time the trolls have to swarm back in to attack again.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

Happy National Nude Day everyone! Whose going to "bare" it all?! (Perhaps this evening). At least I am getting plenty of yummy inspiration.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Other than write a story to celebrate National Nude Day I was wondering if anyone did anything daringly exciting.

What did I do to celebrate the holiday, you ask? I'm glad you asked.

I took a shower naked. Normally, I wear clothes.

Alas, my daringly exciting days are in the past. The most I ever did on Nude Day was to have 19 naked people in my pool, two of which were my sisters-in-law, along with my mother-in-law.

We were all drunk and it was dark. No one could see, that is, until I turned on the pool flood lights. Hey, I couldn't video all the action in the dark, now could I?

"Oops. Sorry. I must have hit the light switch by accident. I'll just turn off the lights. Before I do, can I get a drink for anyone (lol)?

Does anyone else have a story they'd like to share?

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

Mine's up.

http://www.literotica.com/s/vive-la-corse

I'm a bit late with the post; three cheers for a hectic life.


Best of luck to anyone scrambling to make the deadline.

 

[scouries]

Just makes you want to cry...

Roger and Denise were avid Literotica readers. They used the erotic stories on the site as inspirational fodder to spice up their sex lives. Sometimes, they included their best friends, Irene and Dave in their sexy games. Taking sexual inspiration from many of the categories from Literotica, they even made a wheel that they spun to decide what they'd do each sexy holiday. With nearly every day a holiday, albeit an obscure holiday, they turned every day into a sexual holiday. With never a dull sexual moment, because they were in love and because they were so sexual and sensual, they had more sexual holidays than they did categories, which required them to overlap them and, in essence, make the game that much more interesting.

Nude Day to many is the one day a year that we celebrate being naked in public. Those who cannot bear to wear nothing but skin, but who still want to celebrate the Nude Day holiday, can do so in the privacy of their homes. Then, just as there as those of us who use the holiday to legally expose themselves where and when permissible, there are those of us who use the Nude Day holiday to voyeur those celebrating the Nude Day holiday by being naked in public. Ah, human nature is alive and well on Nude Day.

 

[Darkniciad]

Time to take out the trash again