note to self

[Zumbamami_69]

NTS: All you to get is pasta to make your homemade mac & cheese

 

[cheekygirl75]

NTS: pick up wine on the way home from work today

I hope you remembered your note!!

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

NTS; You can and will make it through this ordeal.

 

[LaBreia]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the butch

 

[LaBreia]

Married women who like women...it's a real dykotomy

 

[KatieKulka32]

I hope you remembered your note!!

I did! And it was good!

 

[Underscore_2]

NTS: I'm better than them

 

[Underscore_2]

NTS: Ignore all muppets

 

[Samdesu]

NTS: It was 2 years ago, not today.
Deep breathes and slow down some.

 

[Taegul]

NTS: Get another refrigerator. There's no more room on the one you already have for all these sticky notes to yourself that you always forget to read.

 

[SavannaT]

Don’t be so hard on that guy who cut the hole in his condom, you are gonna miss his dick later