What would you do with this?

[PaigePeach25]

Was doing a Walmart order for someone and they ordered 32 sticks of butter… got me thinking.

What would you do with it? Feel free to respond to the 32 sticks of butter or share your own thing and ask what people would do with it.

Can be serious, funny, or stupid answers!!

 

[Skippertyrell]

Keep myself well lubed for the fucking this cost of living crisis is giving me

 

[deft]

Give it to 32 butterless souls.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Was doing a Walmart order for someone and they ordered 32 sticks of butter… got me thinking.

What would you do with it? Feel free to respond to the 32 sticks of butter or share your own thing and ask what people would do with it.

Can be serious, funny, or stupid answers!!

Maybe Thanksgiving? That or they're stocking up for the next couple years

 

[baculum]

Just enough to do popcorn for a month

 

[stxjimmy]

A remake of Last Tango in Paris

 

[dkovic77]

Was doing a Walmart order for someone and they ordered 32 sticks of butter… got me thinking.

What would you do with it? Feel free to respond to the 32 sticks of butter or share your own thing and ask what people would do with it.

Can be serious, funny, or stupid answers!!

What else did they have? Just the butter?

 

[maybenotacreep]

Could be making shortbread or butter cookies to sell of for an event. Those have a ton of butter in them.

 

[Thrildo_Baggins780420]

Was doing a Walmart order for someone and they ordered 32 sticks of butter… got me thinking.

What would you do with it? Feel free to respond to the 32 sticks of butter or share your own thing and ask what people would do with it.

Can be serious, funny, or stupid answers!!

0.o

making some clarified butter for a catering company.

But probably for lube.

 

[Trubbycat]

My wife stocks up on butter for holiday baking.

But maybe just melting in the tub for a butter bath...

 

[*Twisted*]

My wife stocks up on butter for holiday baking.

But maybe just melting in the tub for a butter bath...

Perhaps they wanted to donate it to a food bank in preparation for the holidays?

 

[PaigePeach25]

I think it was for a birthday party and it was party favors

 

[Thrildo_Baggins780420]

I think it was for a birthday party and it was party favors

Sounds like a helluva party!

 

[*Twisted*]

I think it was for a birthday party and it was party favors

New and improved version of an olive oil and plastic sheets party?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Maybe they run a home bakery out of their kitchen? I have a friend who does that

 

[ericalauren]

This just reminded me that someone mailed 50 belly button rings to my dad's office. We don't know why... maybe it was part of a brushing scam? My dad threw them away.

 

[ericalauren]

Maybe they run a home bakery out of their kitchen? I have a friend who does that

That's great! My friend has a home bakery. However, she got COVID-19 in 2020 and had to pause her business. She lost a lot of customers, alas.

 

[KyleR215]

Was doing a Walmart order for someone and they ordered 32 sticks of butter… got me thinking.

What would you do with it? Feel free to respond to the 32 sticks of butter or share your own thing and ask what people would do with it.

Can be serious, funny, or stupid answers!!

16 batches of Chocolate Chip cookies.

Greasing the pole holding the bird feeders so the squirrels don’t climb up it

Greasing the pole because the Eagles/Phillies/Flyers/Sixers won a Super Bowl/World Series/playoff game

Seasoning the Blackstone

Ran out of KY Jelly

Cholesterol was way too low

Waxing the floor

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Two words: Butter. Sculpture

Please tell me y'all have seen Butter! If not, you're missing out on a lovely little dark comedy @PaigePeach25.​

 

[awired50]

32 butts.

 

[SmokingFap]

Just enough to do popcorn for a month

Popcorn soup?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Make a vat of garlic butter

 

[MedicalMuse]

32 pound cakes.

 

[CuriousCat89]

Was doing a Walmart order for someone and they ordered 32 sticks of butter… got me thinking.

What would you do with it? Feel free to respond to the 32 sticks of butter or share your own thing and ask what people would do with it.

Can be serious, funny, or stupid answers!!

I’d brown it and make cookie dough. Easy.

 

[LizWetmore]

Maybe they’re making a lot of ghee?