Nora!

[cybergirly]

Thanks for helping earlier.

I you.

 

[QuickDuck]

I you.

doesn;t everyone?

 

[Nora]

Thanks for helping earlier.

I you.

nononononononononono! I YOU!!!!

You know I live for home-ec stuff. Anytime you need a stain remover or homemade sex toy recipe, you know you can come to me, hon.

 

[Eumenides]

Re: Re: Nora!

nononononononononono! I YOU!!!!

You know I live for home-ec stuff. Anytime you need a stain remover or homemade sex toy recipe, you know you can come to me, hon.

And you haven't shared that recipe with me because.....



Why again????

 

[cybergirly]

Re: Re: Re: Nora!

And you haven't shared that recipe with me because.....



Why again????

Hey I'm stalking Nora here, back off *growls*

So Nora, tell me about these recipes for home made sex toys...

 

[Nora]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Nora!

Hey I'm stalking Nora here, back off *growls*

So Nora, tell me about these recipes for home made sex toys...

Well, the simplest ones are just kitchen tools. The offset spatula being my favorite..

For the do-it-yourselfer, I recommend getting a nice thick dowel and hotgluing some padding to it. Then get furniture tacks and put them in the padding at regular intervals. Cover the whole thing with a condom and voila! Homemade studded dildo!

 

[HeavyStick]

I love it when ladies bond....

 

[Nora]

I love it when ladies bond....

I would strongly, really strongly recommend NOT using Bondo.

 

[HeavyStick]

how about handcuffs... or a double dong?

 

[QuickDuck]

hmmm and remember that Super Glue will melt a condom.... ummm .... apparently.

 

[Nora]

QuickDuck. I so totally don't wanna know how you know that. Although I'm sure you read it in a back issue of Martha Stewart's Living, right?

HeavyStick. You can make a double-dildo the same way, just use two condoms and pad both ends. Do remember to change the condom after each use, please.

Handcuffs? Well, home metal-forging is beyond most people, but there are several lovely patterns out there for ties of various sorts. I would think making one out of peachskin (a type of silk) would be extra-cool. Of course, you can also make matching hoods and other garments so that you have a nifty matching set!

 

[QuickDuck]

QuickDuck. I so totally don't wanna know how you know that. Although I'm sure you read it in a back issue of Martha Stewart's Living, right?

EXACTLY!!! or something like that

 

[cybergirly]

Originally posted by Nora

Handcuffs? Well, home metal-forging is beyond most people, but there are several lovely patterns out there for ties of various sorts. I would think making one out of peachskin (a type of silk) would be extra-cool. Of course, you can also make matching hoods and other garments so that you have a nifty matching set!

Tell me more about these patterns. Are they available at Martha Stewart online?