No, I'm not a fucking newbie

[miles]

...and won't start threads with these titles:

Who is the best/worst anything
Who is the horniest
Who is the biggest slut
Which Lit poster is.......
Lavender
Redwave
Marxist
Never
So it seems America has.....
So why does Bush........
What is wrong with America when..........
Never Ending Thread
Yayati
Hi!
Ducks

..and so on ad nauseum.

And if anyone is bored enough to look up all my threads and find one of the above, you can go fuck a rolling doughnut.

 

[perks]

miles, shut the fuck up.

 

[badasschick]

Gee I never knew you felt that way

 

[lilminx]

Nah, instead you start threads with "." or "~" as the title.

 

[red_rose]

...
And if anyone is bored enough to look up all my threads and find one of the above, you can go fuck a rolling doughnut.

Before I go wasting my time and trying to find these mythical threads...

...explain to me how to "fuck a rolling doughnut".

It sounds kinda kinky... but I'm afraid I don't have the right equipment...

 

[miles]

lilminx

I like your ~.

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's a tilde, miles.

Did you know that for about thirty minutes last night there were only three threads that weren't neverending threads on the first page?

My homework was more interesting.


I'm a bad person. I'm ripping CDs.

 

[alexandraaah]

Of course you won't, cause they won't get you laid.

 

[AzureAngel]

My heart is warmed.

 

[lilminx]

Re: lilminx

I like your ~.

Thanks Miles. Your ~ isn't so bad either, and I'm particularly fond of your .

 

[miles]

Of course you won't, cause they won't get you laid.

Tantalizing ta-ta, you tangential twat.

 

[miles]

lilminx

Ooh baby, touch my tilde.

 

[alexandraaah]

Tantalizing ta-ta, you tangential twat.

miles, the maladapted master of many manipulative a mood.

 

[miles]

miles, the maladapted master of many manipulative a mood.

nice shoes

 

[alexandraaah]

nice shoes

I'm barefoot, but if ya wanna fuck, just say so.


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,

~

 

[sexy-girl]

why aren't the newbie patrol in here telling miles he is a grumpy git ... stand up for yourselves

 

[MechaBlade]

...and won't start threads with these titles:

Who is the best/worst anything
Who is the horniest
Who is the biggest slut
Which Lit poster is.......
Lavender
Redwave
Marxist
Never
So it seems America has.....
So why does Bush........
What is wrong with America when..........
Never Ending Thread
Yayati
Hi!
Ducks

..and so on ad nauseum.

And if anyone is bored enough to look up all my threads and find one of the above, you can go fuck a rolling doughnut.

Good. Neither will I and I have only 700 posts. But you did do the cliched thread title that doesn't say completely what the thread is about.

I fucked a rolling donut once. That donut was a slut. Creamed everywhere.

 

[miles]

Re: Re: No, I'm not a fucking newbie

Good. Neither will I and I have only 700 posts. But you did do the cliched thread title that doesn't say completely what the thread is about.

I fucked a rolling donut once. That donut was a slut. Creamed everywhere.

Did you share coffee and a cig afterwards?

 

[Summery]

I personally like raspberry filled doughnuts.
But, I would never fuck one. Especially if it was rolling.

 

[Problem Child]

I'm holding you to it miles.

 

[Shaq]

I'll pee in your freezer if the phonebooth is full...

How's that for a thread title...


*dunk*