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Johnny Mayberry · Aug 10, 2003

Re: collars for sale..

Caitlynne said:
Well, then what's left??

Shoot, I hate it when that happens.. the Donkey always gets whatever he wants ...

Did the donkey eat the condo payment you were supposed to make?!?

Caitlynne · Aug 10, 2003

Re: Re: collars for sale..

Johnny Mayberry said:
Did the donkey eat the condo payment you were supposed to make?!?

Oops!!! Well, you see Sir..... er um... Well, I was standing in line at the Post Office holding the envelope with the check inside (I swear) when (Through no fault of mine I can assure you..) a donkey cut in front of me while I was in line...

Well you can imagine my distress, I've never seen a donkey in line at the Post Office. There I was, trying to figure out how to tell the donkey that he had to go to the back of the line and the other partrons were no help, so, it fell to me to get the donkey out of the line.

WELL, I was pulling and tugging on the lead. The donkey was a stubbborn cuss, but I finally got him out of the line and to the back. Then as I turned to go back to my place in line..... (Where I WAS going to send the check to you Overnight Express.. I SWEAR!!) ... when all of a sudden the donkey reared his head and with his teeth grabed the envelope right out of my hand... And ate it right then and there on the spot...... (Cross my heart, it's the truth!!)

I was desolate, I had gotten a Cashier's Check just as you instructed, but the bank says it will take 6 months to get the check replaced.. (Something about not quite believing my story...) But as soon as I have it, I'll send it along to you..... (I PROMISE!!!)

~ Cait

Johnny Mayberry · Aug 10, 2003

Re: Re: Re: collars for sale..

Caitlynne said:
Oops!!! Well, you see Sir..... er um... Well, I was standing in line at the Post Office holding the envelope with the check inside (I swear) when (Through no fault of mine I can assure you..) a donkey cut in front of me while I was in line...

Well you can imagine my distress, I've never seen a donkey in line at the Post Office. There I was, trying to figure out how to tell the donkey that he had to go to the back of the line and the other partrons were no help, so, it fell to me to get the donkey out of the line.

WELL, I was pulling and tugging on the lead. The donkey was a stubbborn cuss, but I finally got him out of the line and to the back. Then as I turned to go back to my place in line..... (Where I WAS going to send the check to you Overnight Express.. I SWEAR!!) ... when all of a sudden the donkey reared his head and with his teeth grabed the envelope right out of my hand... And ate it right then and there on the spot...... (Cross my heart, it's the truth!!)

I was desolate, I had gotten a Cashier's Check just as you instructed, but the bank says it will take 6 months to get the check replaced.. (Something about not quite believing my story...) But as soon as I have it, I'll send it along to you..... (I PROMISE!!!)

~ Cait

*Smacks Cait with a bag full of hot nickels for being a smartass!*

Caitlynne · Aug 10, 2003

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Johnny Mayberry said:
*Smacks Cait with a bag full of hot nickels for being a smartass!*

*Ouch*

lassarina · Aug 11, 2003

Re: Re: collars for sale..

Johnny Mayberry said:
Did the donkey eat the condo payment you were supposed to make?!?

Ohhhhh i thought that you said "condom payment". looks around at the cases of condoms in the living room.......

boredoldlurker · Aug 11, 2003

this thread plan ''killed'' me thank god i live on the planet dindin where i can be reincarnated by the female of are race which is 3 feet tall and pubic hair is posions to the male which explains why 80% of the population is homosexual the other half ... suffer a untimely death we also suffer many wars which are lead by the females of are planet that make us slaves for 400 years .... which killed off 90% of the population ......... ( about as sound as this thread but really this stuff is funny )

His Flower · Aug 13, 2003

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lassarina said:
Ohhhhh i thought that you said "condom payment". looks around at the cases of condoms in the living room.......

Ouu...send some of those here.....

His Flower :rose:

AnelizeDarkEyes · Aug 13, 2003

Wanders through and steals the donkey, thus saving it from a lifetime of service to the wicked evil MasterMindfuckMayberry and His minions....

(petting the donkey....poor thing, He had ulterior motives for you)

Luna_Wolf72 · Aug 13, 2003

dropping in

checking for cobwebs in the corners, and gummi worms/bears...

dusting the rack, stock, and other gear...taking a count of the *cyber* collars....

Wandering back out...after yodelling *Goodbye*

lil girl :rose:

Johnny Mayberry · Aug 13, 2003

Re: dropping in

apet4you said:
checking for cobwebs in the corners, and gummi worms/bears...

dusting the rack, stock, and other gear...taking a count of the *cyber* collars....

Wandering back out...after yodelling *Goodbye*

lil girl

You forgot to clean up after the donkey...again!

Luna_Wolf72 · Aug 13, 2003

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Johnny Mayberry said:
You forgot to clean up after the donkey...again!

But Master of MindFucking...Anelize stole the donkey!!!! How was i to know i was supposed to clean up after something that was no longer here!!!!!!!

Johnny Mayberry · Aug 13, 2003

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apet4you said:
But Master of MindFucking...Anelize stole the donkey!!!! How was i to know i was supposed to clean up after something that was no longer here!!!!!!!

DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING?!? THE SHIT IS STILL THERE, EVEN IF THE DONKEY IS GONE.

HERE'S YOUR KNIFE AND FORK, NOW CLEAN IT UP!

Luna_Wolf72 · Aug 13, 2003

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Johnny Mayberry said:
DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING?!? THE SHIT IS STILL THERE, EVEN IF THE DONKEY IS GONE.

HERE'S YOUR KNIFE AND FORK, NOW CLEAN IT UP!

*trembling in fear*

okay...do i get a bib as well????

thegirl · Aug 13, 2003

Re: Re: Re: Re: dropping in

Johnny Mayberry said:
DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING?!? THE SHIT IS STILL THERE, EVEN IF THE DONKEY IS GONE.

HERE'S YOUR KNIFE AND FORK, NOW CLEAN IT UP!

May i have a donkey bag, Sir? :devil:

Luna_Wolf72 · Aug 22, 2003

*giving a bump to the thread most worth being read by any and all newbies*

hell ya'll, just read it, so's you know what you should NOT allow...
(even from johnny)

*wandering back out into the forum*

pet AKA lil girl :rose:

SilkVelvet · Aug 22, 2003

Having read all twenty-one pages, may this most unworthy sub approach His Magnificence The Master Mayberry.. I bring gifts.. a platinum VISA card, a box of Havana cigars, a Gucci tie, a year's subscription to Playboy, a pair of sterling silver Concorde cufflinks, a bottle of Dom Perignon vintage champagne

..but alas and alack..(trembles at the knees as she makes her obeisance to His Domliness) ..no gummi bears. ..I hath searched the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from Land's End to John O'Groats, the furthest most corners of Her Majesty The Queen Elizabeth the Second's kingdom.. and I am told that no such thing as gummi bears existeth.

Ebonyfire · Aug 23, 2003

SilkVelvet said:
Having read all twenty-one pages, may this most unworthy sub approach His Magnificence The Master Mayberry.. I bring gifts.. a platinum VISA card, a box of Havana cigars, a Gucci tie, a year's subscription to Playboy, a pair of sterling silver Concorde cufflinks, a bottle of Dom Perignon vintage champagne

..but alas and alack..(trembles at the knees as she makes her obeisance to His Domliness) ..no gummi bears. ..I hath searched the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from Land's End to John O'Groats, the furthest most corners of Her Majesty The Queen Elizabeth the Second's kingdom.. and I am told that no such thing as gummi bears existeth.

I will take the VISA, since I am Lord Thicky's Accountant, and he is much too busy to take of plastic.

Johnny Mayberry · Aug 23, 2003

SilkVelvet said:
Having read all twenty-one pages, may this most unworthy sub approach His Magnificence The Master Mayberry.. I bring gifts.. a platinum VISA card, a box of Havana cigars, a Gucci tie, a year's subscription to Playboy, a pair of sterling silver Concorde cufflinks, a bottle of Dom Perignon vintage champagne

..but alas and alack..(trembles at the knees as she makes her obeisance to His Domliness) ..no gummi bears. ..I hath searched the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from Land's End to John O'Groats, the furthest most corners of Her Majesty The Queen Elizabeth the Second's kingdom.. and I am told that no such thing as gummi bears existeth.

*SMACK*

Welcome, slut, your offerings are worthy....now let me tie you up and beat you.

SilkVelvet · Aug 24, 2003

Wot no blindfold Your Goldenness ?

Ebonyfire · Aug 24, 2003

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thegirl said:
May i have a donkey bag, Sir?

I am laughing so hard, I have to pee!

TwistaFate · Aug 27, 2003

welcome to all the newbies

AnelizeDarkEyes · Nov 6, 2003

This deserves a bump for all the new subs hitting the boards lately. Read from the beginning....it's worth every page *grin*

~anelize

SweetCherry · Nov 6, 2003

All 27 pages? Damn, now that's an assignment.

Luna_Wolf72 · Nov 6, 2003

thanks for finding it.....

pet :rose:

AnelizeDarkEyes · Nov 6, 2003

apet4you said:
thanks for finding it.....

pet

Hey, what's a librarian for? LOL

Gotta earn my keep

~anelize

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