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[FungiUg]

And exactly where's the best place for minions to hoard nuts? hmmm... now I know why those cheeks are pouchy!

 

[Sirs Lady]

rofl..goodness..

 

[kayte]

rofl..goodness..

Goodness? Here?

 

[Sirs Lady]

laughs..i'm sure it's here somewhere....

 

[FungiUg]

Goodness? Here?

Oh shush you. I have my suspicions about exactly where you'd be wanting to hoard nuts...

 

[kayte]

O shush you. I haven't heard anywhere near enough begging from you to allow you near my nuts.

Yes Massa, Sir.

Kneeling, raising my head but keeping my eyes lowered. Please, please share your sugared pecans with me.... I crave the sweetness and the crunchy texture.... Please let me have one........

 

[FungiUg]

Looks at his bag of roasted chestnuts. Well, that's an easy choice...

 

[Kajira Callista]

Roasted on an open fire?

 

[kayte]

Oh shush you. I have my suspicions about exactly where you'd be wanting to hoard nuts...

Moi?

 

[FungiUg]

Roasted on an open fire?

But of course! Although it's summer here, so it would have to be more of a bonfire.

Images of cute naked sluts roasting chestnuts and trying not to singe their nipples...

 

[Kajira Callista]

And whats wrong with singed nipples?

 

[FungiUg]

Ask that of the sluts roasting my chestnuts! Smiles smugly

 

[Kajira Callista]

lol

 

[Sirs Lady]

smiles...hhmm, i've always loved a good bonfire...

 

[FungiUg]

Excellent! Another slut to add to the line of singed nipples!

 

[Sirs Lady]

~shivers~ i'm getting goosebumps

 

[FungiUg]

Stand closer to the fire then! You can get rid of any body hair while you're there.

Besides, what do I care if you have goosebumps? It's all about me! Back to roasting chestnuts, slut!

 

[Sirs Lady]

i keep forgetting it isn't about me...
I was sure enjoying myself though..laughs softly...
but yes. let me get back to the task at hand.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*crawling in*

*feather duster, vacuum and other cleaning supplies attached to my leg*

"This girl is only coming in to clean the place up. I see roasted nuts and squirrel droppings, tis not a happy place. This girl will be done in a moment and then everyone may go back to their nomal routines"

*Stands up, eyes averted and begins dusting and vacuuming..finishes...leaves thread after placing the proper offering of chocolate walnut cookies and home made german chocolate cake*

Toodles....

 

[FungiUg]

i keep forgetting it isn't about me...
I was sure enjoying myself though..laughs softly...
but yes. let me get back to the task at hand.

Yes, you must keep in mind -- you are only here to warm my nuts.

 

[Sirs Lady]

laughs...did she say chocolate german cake?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

laughs...did she say chocolate german cake?

nope german chocolate...ya know..with that crunchy, nutty icing...

 

[Sirs Lady]

so, i could have my cake and eat it too? cake ...crunchy nutty icing...

 

[FungiUg]

so, i could have my cake and eat it too? cake ...crunchy nutty icing...

Only if the nuts are warmed first!

 

[Krinaia]

And exactly where's the best place for minions to hoard nuts? hmmm... now I know why those cheeks are pouchy!

Only one who is a master could order me to tell.


<smirks defiantly>