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Johnny Mayberry · Nov 7, 2003

On your knees, whores!!!this is such a fun thread...

BrightFlower · Nov 7, 2003

Johnny Mayberry said:
On your knees, whores!!!this is such a fun thread...

Is that so we can look you in the eye?

Johnny Mayberry · Nov 7, 2003

BrightFlower said:
Is that so we can look you in the eye?

No you stupid fucking bitch, although I am glad you respond to the name 'whore'...like mother, like daughter. You can get on your knees and look my one-eyed trouser snake in the eye, though.

BrightFlower · Nov 7, 2003

Johnny Mayberry said:
No you stupid fucking bitch, although I am glad you respond to the name 'whore'...like mother, like daughter. You can get on your knees and look my one-eyed trouser snake in the eye, though.

I would if I could just find it, it MUST be there somewhere...can you stand in the light a little more....let me get my magnifying glass, that should help....

Johnny Mayberry · Nov 7, 2003

BrightFlower said:
I would if I could just find it, it MUST be there somewhere...can you stand in the light a little more....let me get my magnifying glass, that should help....

Try cleaning the dog cum out of your eyes, you moron.

BrightFlower · Nov 7, 2003

Johnny Mayberry said:
Try cleaning the dog cum out of your eyes, you moron.

Awwww, you finished before I was ready?

PinkOrchid · Nov 7, 2003

Luna_Wolf72 · Nov 7, 2003

*Bustling in...sweeping out corners...throwing out all of the used Trojan Magnums lying about....giving Sir BIg Dickness's toys a spit shine*

HI everybody!!!

just came in for some house cleaning duties...has been ages since this thread has gotten any use.

*slinking out the side door*

Princessintrng · Nov 11, 2003

What lark said

lark sparrow said:
Don't forget to get her telephone number in the first 5 minutes and call her collect for your stroking sessions... when your wife and kids aren't around.

BTW... I think a real online Master would have shown us a picture of "his" big dick by now and given some rules about worshipping said man meat. I'm not convinced of your authenticity yet.

Getting head should be a top priority for a TRUE online Master.

And you haven't sent PMs to every female that exercise your true dominance with those ever wonderful words that every new sub longs to read "Knell Bitch"

Kajira Callista · Nov 11, 2003

http://www.soulshaven.f2s.com/net_idiots.php3 seems to go with the theme....i got a good laugh from it

Princessintrng · Nov 11, 2003

Still laughing

Kajira Callista said:
http://www.soulshaven.f2s.com/net_idiots.php3 seems to go with the theme....i got a good laugh from it

Thanks for the link, I almost forgot why I don't do chat rooms anymore

Krinaia · Nov 20, 2003

AnelizeDarkEyes said:
Wanders through and steals the donkey, thus saving it from a lifetime of service to the wicked evil MasterMindfuckMayberry and His minions....

(petting the donkey....poor thing, He had ulterior motives for you)

I've always wanted to be a minion... is there a sign up sheet? I'd like to write my maxed out credit card number somewhere... maybe, just maybe, if i pretend to be a bad ass Domme, i can have someone pay off my maxed out credit card and then have him buy me something Guchi

<tacks a sign up sheet on the wall, to begin excepting applications for personal pets who are willing to buy me things>

this place is such a great idea Your Mayberness. You've been a real inspiration. I'm glad we can be minions here.

I WANT A DONKEY!!!!

i'm going to train it to mow my lawn and bring me a glass of lemonade and a plate of cookies..... oh and pcik up the slack on my undone minion work

Sirs Lady · Dec 1, 2003

This is a fun thread to read...johhny poo are you a real time "master" or do you just play one on line?

Sirs Lady · Dec 1, 2003

hhmm, sorry about the caps...Johnny poo and "Master"....i usually use the proper etiquette when the respect is deserved...

thegirl · Dec 3, 2003

*Wonders the same thing? Real life Master or online player, Sir Mayberry? Or may berry is both?*

Hi Johnny! :kiss:

FungiUg · Dec 3, 2003

Sirs Lady said:
This is a fun thread to read...johhny poo are you a real time "master" or do you just play one on line?

Originally posted by thegirl
*Wonders the same thing? Real life Master or online player, Sir Mayberry? Or may berry is both?*

You dare doubt the golden one? Oooooh, you're in trouble now!

Runs off to tell

thegirl · Dec 3, 2003

FungiUg said:
You dare doubt the golden one? Oooooh, you're in trouble now!

Runs off to tell

Hi FungiUg, Sir! *kneels quickly!* *grins at You!*

"No, Sir, just wonders at his experience level, Sir! A girl has to be careful you know, Sir!"

Sirs Lady · Dec 3, 2003

yes, exactly, with all the "wanna-be's" out there, and those who just want kinky sex..it pays to be careful... that is all i'm trying to say...(looking away, laughing softly). Usually the ones who are not real are the ones who talk as he is doing.

AnelizeDarkEyes · Dec 4, 2003

Sirs Lady said:
yes, exactly, with all the "wanna-be's" out there, and those who just want kinky sex..it pays to be careful... that is all i'm trying to say...(looking away, laughing softly). Usually the ones who are not real are the ones who talk as he is doing.

*chuckling*

Right--that's exactly the POINT.

Read from the beginning, you'll find the thread a primer on online wanna-be doms and their bullshit. It's a blast, flows off topic here and there, but is a great parody, a good time, and has a lot of good info for newbie subs who are getting their feet wet.

As to Johnny -- He would roll His eyes at being called "Master"; in fact, He'd probably walk in the other direction if I ever uttered that word. LOL--It's not one of His favorites.

Now...I'll return to groveling at the feet of the His most golden glorious Domliness, while intoning "I am not worthy, I am not worthy, I am not worthy" over and over and and over again.....

~anelize

FungiUg · Dec 4, 2003

If I ever meet him in person, I'll be sure to call him "Mathter" in my best Igor voice... :devil:

Of course, if I'm Igor, and he's Dr Frankenstein, then that makes...

Nope, not going there!

Sirs Lady · Dec 4, 2003

laughs softly, yes exactly...

btw, i am a new sub...sort of...i'm always looking for more information...and advice....it's been fun getting on here and "talking" with people like me...

BrightFlower · Dec 4, 2003

FungiUg said:
Of course, if I'm Igor, and he's Dr Frankenstein, then that makes...
Nope, not going there! [/B]

Put....the candle........back!
Hey wait, maybe we can use that...... :devil:

Krinaia · Dec 4, 2003

FungiUg said:
If I ever meet him in person, I'll be sure to call him "Mathter" in my best Igor voice...

Of course, if I'm Igor, and he's Dr Frankenstein, then that makes...

Nope, not going there!

Did I ever mention how sexy I find Igor? Oh and the hunchback of Notre Dame. I just get squirrely with excitement.

FungiUg · Dec 4, 2003

SkylineBlue said:
Did I ever mention how sexy I find Igor? Oh and the hunchback of Notre Dame. I just get squirrely with excitement.

"Squirrely"? Your cheeks go all pouchy and you start hoarding nuts?

Krinaia · Dec 4, 2003

Pecans actually.

We minions like pecans.

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