New sub Haven

[D's mariposa]

Of course we will forget to check the mail.

Isn't it the job of some poor, downtrodden, humiliated, worthless etc, subbie to run to the mail box.

Or all we are too tired from running to the male box..

 

[D's mariposa]

Re: 20 online collars for sale or rent!

Since there is a need for an online collar, I want all you subbies to line up with money or barter (Valued at $100) and get one of this collars.

Guaranteed to make you the online slave of His Bigginsness!

Line up sluts!

OOOOHHH! A cyber collar! SO pretty! Made of the finest velcro and rhinestones. May I reserve one so I can get my worthless self back on my corner and earn the $100?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Re: Re: 20 online collars for sale or rent!

OOOOHHH! A cyber collar! SO pretty! Made of the finest velcro and rhinestones. May I reserve one so I can get my worthless self back on my corner and earn the $100?

HA!!! i got the very first one...which means that you are now 2nd...better hurry up and make that money sweetie...or there won't be any left!!!!

lil girl

 

[Zaudika]

I am back, with a message for all the new submissives: I am now your Master, and you will bow down to Me! You will address Me as Master Mayberry, you will give your complete obedience to Me, and I wear a size 12 ring, when I decide you will start buying Me jewlery.

Hmmm..Master Mayberry...... sounds like a funky kind of Domly dessert.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Hmmm..Master Mayberry...... sounds like a funky kind of Domly dessert.

yes but then the question becomes who will be the eater????

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[thegirl]

Ah, His Great Master Mayberryness has outdone Himself.

Sweet Jesus, this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.






I second the motion!

 

[FungiUg]

I second the motion!

Obviously that Master Mayberry dessert has a high content of prunes...

 

[thegirl]

Obviously that Master Mayberry dessert has a high content of prunes...

'wink' I just love prunes 'wink'

 

[FungiUg]

'wink' I just love prunes 'wink'

Open wide then, here comes your serving of Master Mayberry!

No, dammit, not your mouth...

 

[thegirl]

Open wide then, here comes your serving of Master Mayberry!

No, dammit, not your mouth...

No thanks, had my quota for the day!

 

[il mio angelo]

No thanks, had my quota for the day!

you just said no in the sub haven.... you're gonna get it.


*runs and hides from the big bad Domly ones*

 

[thegirl]

you just said no in the sub haven.... you're gonna get it.


*runs and hides from the big bad Domly ones*

Just what am I going get?

 

[FungiUg]

Just what am I going get?

No more Master Mayberry dessert, that's for sure!

 

[il mio angelo]

Just what am I going get?

Much to scary to talk about.... yikes!!



*runs to the corner, looking for pet*

 

[thegirl]

No more Master Mayberry dessert, that's for sure!

and i was having so much fun! 'wink'

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Shut up cunts!(especially you, Fungi)

Hmmmmm....what sort of deviance do I have planned for today? Maybe I will approach a new submissive, coller her after an hour chatting on Yahoo. Then, when we meet in person, I will have her service 3 of my friends, and beat her if she dares to complain, question, or even hesitate.
After all, a Master gets what he wants...even from someone who had no idea what she was agreeing to at first!

 

[His Flower]

Shut up cunts!(especially you, Fungi)

Hmmmmm....what sort of deviance do I have planned for today? Maybe I will approach a new submissive, coller her after an hour chatting on Yahoo. Then, when we meet in person, I will have her service 3 of my friends, and beat her if she dares to complain, question, or even hesitate.
After all, a Master gets what he wants...even from someone who had no idea what she was agreeing to at first!

That's it? And I thought it was sooo much worse. You're toooo kind. Nope....guys, I don't think he's Domly enough







running to go hide now that I've been such a brat.


His Flower

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

That's it? And I thought it was sooo much worse. You're toooo kind. Nope....guys, I don't think he's Domly enough







running to go hide now that I've been such a brat.


His Flower

*drags out the nail gun, the bullwhip, and the trained donkey*

 

[His Flower]

*drags out the nail gun, the bullwhip, and the trained donkey*

uh oh...i think i'm going to hide in the corner....hopefully he wouldn't find me

His Flower

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[D's mariposa]

Re: Re: Re: 20 online collars for sale or rent!

HA!!! i got the very first one...which means that you are now 2nd...better hurry up and make that money sweetie...or there won't be any left!!!!

lil girl

comes running back in with $83.61 (us), 15 euros, a handful of mexican pesos, a Canadian five dollar bill, a hockey puck, a bag of gummi bears and some chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies.. Did I make enough? Huh, huh, did I PLEASE? Can I have the purple one with the rhinestones and the super mega scratchy velcro?


( to pet)

 

[Coca~Cola]

Obviously that Master Mayberry dessert has a high content of prunes...

ohhh, You didn't have any yet, did You???

it will keep you in the shiter all weekend....

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Re: Re: Re: 20 online collars for sale or rent!

Can I have the purple one with the rhinestones and the super mega scratchy velcro?

I think the Donkey ate it.

 

[Caitlynne]

collars for sale..

I think the Donkey ate it.

Well, then what's left??

Shoot, I hate it when that happens.. the Donkey always gets whatever he wants ...