New diet......

[Batgirl]

Oh yeah any excuse!
I came upon this article about swallowing and losing weight (hope you guys can read it alright) - some of the men out there might find it usefull.......lol
Whats the bet it was written by a man???

 

[Moridin187]

If any ladies out there are interested in getting in on this magnificent new dieting technique, I am now officially opening up Moridin's Dieting and Excercise Clinic, come participate in the most calorie burning excercise known to man, along with daily supplements of our fabulous fat burning compound!

All this for the low low price of a plane ticket to Vermont

 

[Silverlily]

There are airports in Vermont?

 

[Batgirl]

If any ladies out there are interested in getting in on this magnificent new dieting technique, I am now officially opening up Moridin's Dieting and Excercise Clinic, come participate in the most calorie burning excercise known to man, along with daily supplements of our fabulous fat burning compound!

All this for the low low price of a plane ticket to Vermont

Oh you are so selfless, so giving...there has to be a catch? What do you get out of it???

 

[dqrich]

Ha, Thinking of starting your own clinical study?

 

[Moridin187]

Oh you are so selfless, so giving...there has to be a catch? What do you get out of it???

What can I say? I'm such an altruist. Oh, nothing whatsoever, I assure you, this is totally for the benefit of my patients, think of me as a medicine dispenser/workout machine/physical trainer

 

[Batgirl]

What can I say? I'm such an altruist. Oh, nothing whatsoever, I assure you, this is totally for the benefit of my patients, think of me as a medicine dispenser/workout machine/physical trainer

Yeah but can you handle the pace? All those hoards of women that will flock in the thousands to your clinic???

 

[Moridin187]

Well, I'll handle the first few, then once more come I'll have to hire assistants of course. At the moment I'm thinking scylis (I think he'd be a good asset) and modest mouse (he's local) for starters. After that, I'll just take as many cases as I can and leave the rest to the assistants

See? I've got this all planned out.

 

[Batgirl]

Well, I'll handle the first few, then once more come I'll have to hire assistants of course. At the moment I'm thinking scylis (I think he'd be a good asset) and modest mouse (he's local) for starters. After that, I'll just take as many cases as I can and leave the rest to the assistants

See? I've got this all planned out.

Or.........you could burgle the local sperm bank?

 

[Moridin187]

Naw, that'd be illegal. Plus I'm working on a report that proves it needs to be fresh for effectiveness. Plus the calorie burning involved in the process is of utmost importance to the program.

 

[Batgirl]

Something tells me that it will be you that manages to burn the most amount of calories!

 

[Moridin187]

Oh no, not at all. Our trainers (especially myself) are well versed and willing to help our patients warm up for as long as necessary before they wish to take their daily dose. Be it minutes, or hours. Another benefit of Moridin's Dieting and Excercise Clinic is that you will go to sleep exhausted and happy everynight, guaranteed.

 

[Nighthunter]

And I offically annouce the opening mf my clinic,serving the SE in beautiful Alabama, guarenteed to keep you slim,trim,and happy!. (contact me for details and directions to the clinic)

 

[Moridin187]

You get the north, I'll get the south, Fuzzy.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

MORIDIN! FUZZY! Bro, FuzzBall, you both are Dead the next time I see you two. (Mor- That will be after I fly in on that god forsaken prop lane *shudders* Kitten Eyes, there are, but you have to come in on commuter flights that are tiny turbo props) (Fuzz- That will be whenever you get that tail of yours out to Cali). Oh By The Way, Girls who are interested in these two: I have it on good authority that both are single, the Northerner is a Big old Teddy Bear, and the Southerner is just a pussy cat.




(They're so going to yell at me for this one )

 

[scylis]

SHIT! how come i get stuck up here, when 2/3 of AK's population is male! damnit!!

 

[ExLimey]

Excuse me, Mr. Moridin,

Where can I submit my resume?