Nerd Hook Up Thread

[PenIsMightier1]

I'm quite willing to write the script for that.

I'm trying to think of a good porno name for it

Yea, I think that and http://failbook.failblog.org are my two fav sites for a good laugh.

Would be pretty bad to have my AV and not like it



lol I wish! I could make a fortune renting these babies out



Hehe, yea I've been passing it around at work too, love it!

*tries to imagine myself with breasts anything close to yours*

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

I'm trying to think of a good porno name for it

*tries to imagine myself with breasts anything close to yours*

Boobs vs. Brains? Dawn of the Dick? Zombie Breasts?

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Boobs vs. Brains? Dawn of the Dick? Zombie Breasts?

How about Dick Rising?

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

How about Dick Rising?

Haha, that works too.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Haha, that works too.

Dick space, do you think that's too geeky a reference?

 

[CarnageSIS]

*tries to imagine myself with breasts anything close to yours*

Knowing you Pen it would probably be just more of an excuse to stay in bed masturbating

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Dick space, do you think that's too geeky a reference?

Haha, could be. I'd probably stick to movies rather than games.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Knowing you Pen it would probably be just more of an excuse to stay in bed masturbating

Why I - Yeah you're probably right, or go out and find someone who will appreciate them

Haha, could be. I'd probably stick to movies rather than games.

Probably

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Why I - Yeah you're probably right, or go out and find someone who will appreciate them

Probably

I actually love making up fake porno titles. Once had a series of joke titles that were "Jesus Penis vs. _______". Stemmed from a joke that went from "God Hand" to "God Penis" to "Jesus Penis".

 

[CarnageSIS]

Why I - Yeah you're probably right, or go out and find someone who will appreciate them

Well hell, sounds like they'll have a better time with you than they are with me, lol.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Well hell, sounds like they'll have a better time with you than they are with me, lol.

If you just give into your urges I can help you with that

 

[okayterrific]

So as someone who uses her iPhone for a good 90% of her Lit posts as well as e-mail and texting. I have been burned by autocorrect more than once thus http://damnyouautocorrect.com is freaking hilarious, I totally feel their pain.

that one is pretty good, but personally my favorite is

http://mydrunktexts.com/

*tries to imagine myself with breasts anything close to yours*

*suddenly becomes lightheaded*

 

[PenIsMightier1]

that one is pretty good, but personally my favorite is

http://mydrunktexts.com/



*suddenly becomes lightheaded*

I imagine the only way that could have been hotter for you is if I was straight hey?

 

[CarnageSIS]

If you just give into your urges I can help you with that

Isn't Mal back from the sex shop yet? >.>

 

[okayterrific]

I imagine the only way that could have been hotter for you is if I was straight hey?

you mean my gigantic e-crush on you isn't doing anything to turn you straight?

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Isn't Mal back from the sex shop yet? >.>

She's studying you have to put up with me being bored

you mean my gigantic e-crush on you isn't doing anything to turn you straight?

Sorry hun, that's not the way it works

 

[okayterrific]

Sorry hun, that's not the way it works

d'oh!!

 

[CarnageSIS]

She's studying you have to put up with me being bored

Bah, damned responsible people

Sorry hun, that's not the way it works

On a semi-related note the second guy I met from the Internet, who flew from Enlgand to meet me, contacted me years later just months before his operation to become a woman.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

d'oh!!

Better luck next time

Bah, damned responsible people



On a semi-related note the second guy I met from the Internet, who flew from Enlgand to meet me, contacted me years later just months before his operation to become a woman.

And he wanted to use your boobs as a template?

 

[okayterrific]

On a semi-related note the second guy I met from the Internet, who flew from Enlgand to meet me, contacted me years later just months before his operation to become a woman.

wow, did you have any idea beforehand that he wanted to become a woman?

 

[CarnageSIS]

And he wanted to use your boobs as a template?

That guy never saw my boobs except completely covered, we were just friends. Also this was before I was corrupted by Lit and her citizens.

 

[okayterrific]

And he wanted to use your boobs as a template?

you're not much different than a guy, always thinking about boobs

 

[CarnageSIS]

wow, did you have any idea beforehand that he wanted to become a woman?

Not a clue, a year after we met he married a mutual female friend and moved to California. They had two kids, got divorced and then I get contacted for the first time in years with that info.

 

[King_durandel]

...............................

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Bah, damned responsible people



On a semi-related note the second guy I met from the Internet, who flew from Enlgand to meet me, contacted me years later just months before his operation to become a woman.

That's vaguely depressing. At least, I have no intention of ever becoming a woman.