My Wish For Today

[YoursSINSerely]

I wish a bright star would move over my river.


I could use three wise men with really big packages.

 

[ravi64]

I wish a bright star would move over my river.


I could use three wise men with really big packages.

I wish i could bring 3 packages for Babs

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Today...I wish I could do something to help.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I wish I had central heat in the office again.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I wish I could figure out my new iPod without getting help from a youngen.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I wish I could find a girl friend...

 

[SweetMaj]

I wish I could find a girl friend...

I wish you would stop complaining!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I wish I could find a girl friend...

I wish I could hook you up with my friend. Man! I tried for you again this weekend. Sorry, Thee. I can't figure out what's wrong with these girls these days, either. They aren't very adventurous.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I wish I could stop thinking about my ex. I haven't talked to her for 14 1/2 years now.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Today?

I have a simple wish for one and all--even DK Moon.

Happy New Year--it's coming soon. Yeah!

 

[estragon]

Happy New Year to all! Best wishes and many orgasms for 2012!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I wish I had a cleaning lady.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I wish I could get a good night sleep tonight.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I wish I was living with a chef instead of a..........................cat.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I wish I was living with a chef instead of a..........................cat.

Maybe you can make an exchange at the shelter.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I wish everyone wasn't going out of their way to screw with me this week.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I wish everyone wasn't going out of their way to screw with me this week.

Thee - I thought you've been wishing for somebody to screw with; maybe the Wish Fairy misinterpreted...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Thee - I thought you've been wishing for somebody to screw with; maybe the Wish Fairy misinterpreted...

Actually, I have been wishing to have a girlfriend, or to not be so lonely. The one time I had sex for the sake of getting laid, it wasn't all that good.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Actually, I have been wishing to have a girlfriend, or to not be so lonely. The one time I had sex for the sake of getting laid, it wasn't all that good.

I was only joking, Thee. And I do agree with you about preferring the gf to the mechanic.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Maybe you can make an exchange at the shelter.

I wish I could stop giggling over that one. Very funny, Tio!

 

[SweetMaj]

I wish I was living with a chef instead of a..........................cat.

I can't help wondering how the cat feels...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I can't help wondering how the cat feels...

Hey, that cat loves me! I saved him from the barn!

 

[SweetMaj]

Hey, that cat loves me! I saved him from the barn!

I'm not doubting that your cat loves you, Babs.

It was just a thought.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I wish I had a drum set.

 

[mynameisben]

I wish I could get the semen stains out of my Hello Kitty underwear.