I feel like arguing a start.

[stickygirl]

My mother called me Silver. I was born part precious metal, part pirate.
So a bit like Terminator 2, T800

 

[yowser]

'I have been afraid of putting air in a tire ever since I saw a tractor tire blow up and throw Newt Hardbine’s father over the top of the Standard Oil sign.' The Bean Trees -Barbara Kingsolver

Sounds like a career in automotive repair is not in the cards here.

 

[Euphony]

You are out of your depth, Donny.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water;

WTF? Water flows down hills – even subterranean aquifers. You don’t go up a hill to collect water.

1,995 ‘Jack and Jill’ stories on this site attest to what they were really doing up there.