My Grandfather and a Sausage

[geronimo_appleby]

I dunno, the one on the right look positively delighted with the find

STFU, i was going to get there.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

here, have a donkey, just for the hell of it.

... you know you wanna.

http://people.umass.edu/scable/LING620-SP09/donkey.jpg

 

[merlinsapprentice]

Look G.A....I think we´ve all waited long enough !
I for one want to see evidence of your "Sausage"......show it to me now *Stamps foot petulantly*

 

[geronimo_appleby]

click

 

[merlinsapprentice]

click

Ok......."Sheepishly"But i have to say it wasn´t quite what i was expecting...........

 

[mwmnpa]

What happend, did he run out of relatives?

 

[Lady_Fiona]

What happend, did he run out of relatives?

Oh now you are asking for it........I think.

 

[kendra1980]

I'm glad this thread got bumped, it is one of my favs.

I either laugh or shake my head each time I read it.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

a picture from the archives of my great great great not-so-great uncle roderick in the winter of 1789:

http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funny-pics-0924/funny-pic-ugly-man2.jpg

 

[TiedbyChris]

It looks like he invented glue though ....... so maybe he was greater than you give him credit for?

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

a picture from the archives of my great great great not-so-great uncle roderick in the winter of 1789:

http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funny-pics-0924/funny-pic-ugly-man2.jpg

Oh Lord.



Soooooooo wrong.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

roderick's first-born was my second cousin - once removed and twice convicted, cousin benjamin butterball:

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Snotty_20Nose_20Snotneus.jpg

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

roderick's first-born was my second cousin - once removed and twice convicted, cousin benjamin butterball:

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Snotty_20Nose_20Snotneus.jpg

eeew.

 

[Lady_Fiona]

ugh ugh ugh.....

 

[mwmnpa]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Once again, the lesson is: One should be careful what one asks for...

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Once again, the lesson is: One should be careful what one asks for...

I TOLD you but would you listen? Would you hell

 

[mwmnpa]

I TOLD you but would you listen? Would you hell

I did it because I know how annoying it is...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

cousin butterball's mother, euphemia, feeling rather ill:

http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/puke.jpg

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Ooooooooooooh mmmmmmmMmmmMmm mm m

 

[geronimo_appleby]

uh ... where was i?

... oh yes ...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

once upon a time there was a man ...

http://arts.uwaterloo.ca/arts/ugrad/profiles_professors/images/eastonpic2.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

... and he kept pigs.

his pigs were special pigs.

they had unfeasibly large bollocks.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zFXLJk3ank0/SQsIWv9EkII/AAAAAAAAAnQ/no9xTkdiqIU/s400/bollocks3.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

one day, as the man was feeding his pigs, an elf appeared.

http://www.bigbootdance.com/userimages/Tich_Is_God.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

the elf turned two of the pigs in to ...

uh ...

men?

http://images.heaven666.org/p/2/huge-balls-buddies.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

... and he turned the third pig into a man too.

... i think.

http://images.shemalepistols.com/hot-ladyboy-shows-off-her-huge-balls-02.jpg