My Grandfather and a Sausage

[geronimo_appleby]

'mad cunt' last saturday evening - not in disguise:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1074/531521963_4cf2e6f9b7.jpg

... he's the one in the purple tee-shirt, you fucking perv.

 

[IhateClowns]

Never knew this thread existed till Kendra pointed it out. Very good stuff

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

erm ... where was i?

it's been several months - and a couple of wars ... ooh, and nearly a world cup since i was last in.

here's what i've been doing:

http://secretwave101.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/toilet.jpg

what are those bricks for?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

what are those bricks for?

i shit 'em.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

i shit 'em.

I knew they someones anal bricks

 

[mickyp123]

'mad cunt' last saturday evening - not in disguise:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1074/531521963_4cf2e6f9b7.jpg

... he's the one in the purple tee-shirt, you fucking perv.

Yummmmy pic

 

[kendra1980]

i shit 'em.

Pfft, that made me ... well truly laugh out loud.

GA shits bricks

 

[geronimo_appleby]

during the long, hot summer of 1998, buster flambard received a custodial sentence of 5 years for wearing dodgy shorts in front of Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth the Second.

buster in his shorts (what is not seen in the picture are the vibrating duo-ball love-eggs inserted into buster's rectum)

can you spot buster?

http://sloblogs.thetribunenews.com/slovault/files/2009/03/cal-poly-basketball-1924-s.jpg

 

[kendra1980]

during the long, hot summer of 1998, buster flambard received a custodial sentence of 5 years for wearing dodgy shorts in front of Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth the Second.

buster in his shorts (what is not seen in the picture are the vibrating duo-ball love-eggs inserted into buster's rectum)

can you spot buster?

http://sloblogs.thetribunenews.com/slovault/files/2009/03/cal-poly-basketball-1924-s.jpg

I think he's the one on the far right with the funky grin on his face

 

[starrynightin64]

I think he's the one on the far right with the funky grin on his face

HA!

I think you're right.

 

[DuBois1]

Geronimo, you're a frickin' genius! I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. I mean, I nearly pissed my pants.

*looks down*

Whaddya know? I did piss my pants!

 

[starrynightin64]

bumped since I am sure there are others who could use a good hard laugh ~

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Damn I was hoping GA had resurrected it for Christmas

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I never saw my grandfather, But I'm pretty sure he loved sausages

This thread is hilarious

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Damn I was hoping GA had resurrected it for Christmas

hmmm ...?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

one cold day ... in bedford ... a geezer with a white beard was seen carrying a bucket and three bags of dog food along the A421. when stopped by the old bill, jeff - the name given to police - had no reason to be in the area, so the police beat him up.

jeff and the arresting officers:

http://amazingdata.com/mediadata32/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool5_a-funny-kid-crying-santa-9_20090726135335182.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

a crowd gathered in protest:

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/policecar-snow415.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

another crowd having a better time than jeff:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2009/3/14/1237041053141/Spring-break-A-crowd-of-s-002.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

jeff was taken to the cells at bedford nick. earlier that day he was then questioned by det. supt, barrie codpiece.

barrie codpiece in ... plain clothes, during a sting operation to find out why this bird has a face like a horse.

barrie excelled at hairstyles that made him look a right cunt:

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/jeff-reed-pittsburgh-steelers-drunk-pictures1.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

barrie's mobile police unit, circa 1978:

http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/big-lorry-blog/BedfordTMNG.JPG

 

[geronimo_appleby]

barrie and jeff became friends when they both discovered a shared love for celine dion.

celine dion today:

http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/media/gallery/20080530-horseface.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

and celine dion's latest album - the face that sank a thousand ships:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/titanic_468x288.jpg

 

[PenIsMightier1]

this thread is making me giggle so much....more more!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

jeff with celine just before the 'autograph' incident:

http://www.wackyowl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/weird-Christmas-Music-2.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

jeff shortly after celine declined his invitation to autograph his buttocks:

http://www.masaniwayama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/drunk-santa.jpg