My Grandfather and a Sausage

[geronimo_appleby]

oboe was forever after afraid of youths in hooded tops:

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/birds-scary-shit-demotivational-poster.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

oboe moved to a sanctuary located on the site of a former leper colony in the pacific.

here he met the man who was to be his spiritual guide for the rest of his days.

... which weren't that many as it happens, but that's another story.

oboe and the reverend ayatollah rosenburger - and friend:

http://www.classicalvalues.com/Sac-O-Shit.jpg

 

[kendra1980]

oboe moved to a sanctuary located on the site of a former leper colony in the pacific.

here he met the man who was to be his spiritual guide for the rest of his days.

... which weren't that many as it happens, but that's another story.

oboe and the reverend ayatollah rosenburger - and friend:

http://www.classicalvalues.com/Sac-O-Shit.jpg

the protrusion from that mans's abdomen...is disturbing!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

the protrusion from that mans's abdomen...is disturbing!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/hampshire/content/images/2005/12/09/gallery36_470x300.jpg

 

[kendra1980]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/hampshire/content/images/2005/12/09/gallery36_470x300.jpg

so you think so too, or maybe all the men in your family are made like that?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

so you think so too, or maybe all the men in your family are made like that?

http://images.travelpod.com/users/mark1234/asia-2006.1164811500.fuck_you.jpg

 

[Lady_Fiona]

My face hurts from giggling...

G_A to echo the sentiments of others......I wuvs you

 

[geronimo_appleby]

at around the time of the fall of the berlin wall, my cousin, ronnie techno, achieved a brief burst of notoriety when he made off with the takings from the local avon lady.

cousin techno and the avon lady grapple for possesion of the handbag:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kKpJRdXfZuA/Rn0ePbofBoI/AAAAAAAABBY/GmrW4jhJMrM/s400/Murray220607PA_468x328.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

the rozzers close in on cousin techno:

http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/penguincopchases.gif

 

[geronimo_appleby]

cousin techno blagged some wheels:

http://image.ifrance.com/cinema/film/2/3/43232-1-ali-g.jpg

 

[XsnowbunnyX]

Ger your posts usually make me blink. But you're adorable for doing them

 

[geronimo_appleby]

... and the rozzers gave chase ... again:

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/bike-cop.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

... the old bill close in:

http://k43.pbase.com/v3/47/577147/2/46770742.IlfracombeVictorianFestival1.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

the avon lady was spotted by a famed publiscist and was offered several jobs on reality tv. she later went on to a lucrative career in disney world:

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/78%20Some%20People%20are%20Weird.jpg

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

*wets herself laughing*

 

[Lady_Fiona]

the rozzers close in on cousin techno:

http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/penguincopchases.gif

Damnit G_A you made me snort my tea

 

[geronimo_appleby]

cousin techno in heavy disguise last week:

http://scrumptiousliving.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/27feb09_owl350.jpg

 

[daintyfemme]

cousin techno in heavy disguise last week:

http://scrumptiousliving.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/27feb09_owl350.jpg

eeeeeewwww
that's disgustiiing

 

[DaveRidesAgain]

eeeeeewwww
that's disgustiiing

Hey, owl be the judge of that!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

then cousin techno met belligerent bear:

http://d3sp.c58.ru/thumbs/bad-taste-bear-fuck-off-2.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

belligerent bear was in fact bungling barry the big boned burglar from basingstoke. barry was hiding out on the costa after a wages heist that had gone wrong.

barry as he was in primary school, aged 6:

http://www.theosociety.org/pasadena/invit-sd/HPB-1887-Maycot.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

by coincidence - funny how that happens, eh? barry knew cousin techno's aunty ... hang on, would that be my mum?

... anyway, cousin techno's aunty was a lovely, vivacious schoolgirl named grime.

unforunately - just like kittens do - grime didn't stay a lovely vivacious schoolgirl for long.

grime aged 72:

http://www.pinkshemalesreview.com/pictures/hung-shemale-slut.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

aye karamba, said cousin techno - and barry - when they saw grime in her prime.

barry shortly after uttering the phrase, aye karamba.

http://www.akikomatic.com/catalog/portraits/squaredKnotts.jpg

 

[Essa]

aye karamba, said cousin techno - and barry - when they saw grime in her prime.

barry shortly after uttering the phrase, aye karamba.

http://www.akikomatic.com/catalog/portraits/squaredKnotts.jpg

Barry looks remarkably like me the morning after a heavy drinking session

 

[lovemonster]

Barry looks remarkably like me the morning after a heavy drinking session

He's better looking than you