My Grandfather and a Sausage

[geronimo_appleby]

unknown to the philandering uncle phrenol, delores was a bit of a goer herself.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

she loved to dance and sing. it was during one of her excursions from the marital home that she met - and subsequently fell in love with - albert 'hung like a horse' hoffman.

albert in 1972

too cool for school

too rough for muff

too hard for lard

etc...

ad nauseum.

http://blog.ecr.co.za/breakfast/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/weird-cat-3.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

abert and delores in acapulco, 1867

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/cats/catsummer.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

albert went missing one evening in 1988 after telling delores he was, 'just nipping to the shops for some cigarettes'.

he never returned.

one theory is that albert met schroedinger, and is now the cat of the same name

an artist's impression of albert as he may/or may not be today

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/17/300px-Schroedingerscat2.jpg

 

[Yes_YEs_YES]

You are one sick fuck


A good trait in people you know!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You are one sick fuck


A good trait in people you know!

someone being sick...

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u57/hlauss/vomit.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

an identikit picture of who may have taken albert

http://dbeveridge.web.wesleyan.edu/wescourses/2001f/chem160/01/Who's%20Who/Schroedinger.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

delores was inconsolable

delores inconsolable

http://thump01.pbase.com/g4/12/60812/3/61328857.SadCat.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

delores carried her grief for twelve minutes.

then she was saved by juanita.

juanita and delores yesterday

http://www.yellowdoggereldemocrat.org/images/20060921_Tabitha_003.jpg

 

[lovemonster]

Poor delores. She really does look inconsolable.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

but, juanita was really in disguise. she was on the run for tax evasion and farting in public.

juanita's true identity

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/hillary-clinton-10.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

juanita's former husband - and occasional bank robber - 'big' brian juggernaut wooed delores away from his estranged wife.

big brian this afternoon

http://www.superiorpics.com/hs/monica_lewinski/main1.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

can you see where this is going?

well, it ain't.

 

[Yes_YEs_YES]

someone being sick...

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u57/hlauss/vomit.jpg

Thank you...my day is complete now.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

hmmmm, apparently some have trouble viewing big brian.

here he is again:

http://loc.rousefamily.com/leftofcentrist/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/monicalewinsky.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Thank you...my day is complete now.

one does try.

a try as it may have looked in olden times:

http://v4admin.sportnetwork.net/upload/245/EMP-5596517.jpg

 

[limiwa]

Thank you Sir A.

My day needed but that.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Thank you Sir A.

My day needed but that.

a mere trifle.

a mere trifle:

http://myplateoryours.typepad.com/my_plate_or_yours/images/bloom_trifle_2_018_copy_1.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

unfortunately 'big' brian was aprehended by the police after failing to vault a motorway sign during a high speed chase from wigan to abroath.

http://images.newsquest.co.uk/image.php?id=422908&type=full

 

[chargergirl]

someone being sick...

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u57/hlauss/vomit.jpg

not clicking that one!

a mere trifle.

a mere trifle:

http://myplateoryours.typepad.com/my_plate_or_yours/images/bloom_trifle_2_018_copy_1.jpg

mmm....

*drool*

 

[geronimo_appleby]

not clicking that one!


mmm....

*drool*

i'm only trifling with you

http://fruittart.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/trifle-side.jpg

 

[lovemonster]

unfortunately 'big' brian was aprehended by the police after failing to vault a motorway sign during a high speed chase from wigan to abroath.

http://images.newsquest.co.uk/image.php?id=422908&type=full

You think he'd have managed it with that length of run-up....

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You think he'd have managed it with that length of run-up....

he lost concentration when he was distracted by the tower...

http://www.listen2unclejay.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/CN%20Tower.jpg

 

[lovemonster]

he lost concentration when he was distracted by the tower...

http://www.listen2unclejay.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/CN%20Tower.jpg

Yes, i can see how that would happen. It is rather a large erection, after all....

 

[geronimo_appleby]

all alone in the world, delores packed her bag and headed off into the sunset.

delores and her bag

http://www.snowboard-mag.com/usr_images/catbag-3_468x351.jpg

a sunset later today

http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/image/s_sunset23.jpg

...and another angle on delores and her bag

http://api.ning.com/files/H0nJZpnK0XoYw7AkYk2PhCJGzt46YKN4XNr2HCIj868_/bag_cat.jpg