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The Top 16 Future Quotes from Grandparents
16> "Hell, I remember when we only had 500 channels of
mind-numbing crap to watch!"
15> "You call that *dancing*? Shoot! Tell your grandma to bring
that 'Macarena' CD over here and I'll show you some REAL
dancing."
14> "Stop laughing! Canada really used to be a separate country!"
13> "When I was your age, we didn't have surgically implanted
telepathy microchips! When we wanted to talk to our
friends, we had to use a CELL PHONE!"
12> "Senility, my ass! I'm telling you President Hasselhoff used
to have a talking car!"
11> "When I was your age, we didn't admire the grace and beauty
of a tuna swimming in some aquarium tank! No, sirree.
We *ate* the bastards -- right out of the can!"
10> "In my day, Ozzy was scary and Anna Nicole was sexy."
9> "Back in the day, we couldn't get sex whenever we wanted from
perfectly lifelike robots. 'The day' sucked, to be honest."
8> "When I was your age, we could only pee in one color --
and that was plenty!"
7> "We didn't have rap music. If someone talked while the
music was playing, we beat the snot out of 'em."
6> "You kids today will never know the warm feeling a fully
soaked adult undergarment will give you."
5> "When I was your age, there wasn't any Internet. I had to
walk barefoot in the snow to the Quicky Mart and sneak my
porn home in brown paper bags the way God intended."
4> "Your generation doesn't understand the importance of
supporting your president. Just you wait and see, President
Bush will get that bastard Saddam Hussein -- even if her
father and grandfather couldn't."
3> "Did I ever tell you about the time I got my pole waxed in
the Oval Office, Bill Jr.?"
2> "You kids have it so easy today! I made the trip every day.
10 miles, uphill, in the snow -- in an old-fashioned
2004 Lincoln Navigator."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Future Quote from Grandparents...
1> "Aliens from another galaxy -- big deal! When I was young,
we had Michael Jackson!"
16> "Hell, I remember when we only had 500 channels of
mind-numbing crap to watch!"
15> "You call that *dancing*? Shoot! Tell your grandma to bring
that 'Macarena' CD over here and I'll show you some REAL
dancing."
14> "Stop laughing! Canada really used to be a separate country!"
13> "When I was your age, we didn't have surgically implanted
telepathy microchips! When we wanted to talk to our
friends, we had to use a CELL PHONE!"
12> "Senility, my ass! I'm telling you President Hasselhoff used
to have a talking car!"
11> "When I was your age, we didn't admire the grace and beauty
of a tuna swimming in some aquarium tank! No, sirree.
We *ate* the bastards -- right out of the can!"
10> "In my day, Ozzy was scary and Anna Nicole was sexy."
9> "Back in the day, we couldn't get sex whenever we wanted from
perfectly lifelike robots. 'The day' sucked, to be honest."
8> "When I was your age, we could only pee in one color --
and that was plenty!"
7> "We didn't have rap music. If someone talked while the
music was playing, we beat the snot out of 'em."
6> "You kids today will never know the warm feeling a fully
soaked adult undergarment will give you."
5> "When I was your age, there wasn't any Internet. I had to
walk barefoot in the snow to the Quicky Mart and sneak my
porn home in brown paper bags the way God intended."
4> "Your generation doesn't understand the importance of
supporting your president. Just you wait and see, President
Bush will get that bastard Saddam Hussein -- even if her
father and grandfather couldn't."
3> "Did I ever tell you about the time I got my pole waxed in
the Oval Office, Bill Jr.?"
2> "You kids have it so easy today! I made the trip every day.
10 miles, uphill, in the snow -- in an old-fashioned
2004 Lincoln Navigator."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Future Quote from Grandparents...
1> "Aliens from another galaxy -- big deal! When I was young,
we had Michael Jackson!"
