Movie lines thread

[Guest]

One of my favorite heros speaking:

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Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.

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Wouldn't that get a little monotonous, just Akron, cold beer and 'poor, poor thing' for two weeks?

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I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whoever I'm with.

Harvey.. LOved it! jimmy stewart, pure genius.

 

[Guest]

Abs, was this your brain???

:would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
: And you won't be angry?
: I will NOT be angry.
: Abby someone.
: Abby someone. Abby who?
: Abby Normal.
: Abby Normal?
: I'm almost sure that was the name.
: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Man1: "Well, ya know what ol Jack Burton sez at a time like this."
Man2: "Who's Jack Burton?"
Maan1: "I am!"

Woman: "Aren't you going to kiss her goodbye?"
Man: "Nope."

Big Trouble In Little China... what a movie!! great choice of quoates too!!!

 

[rgraham666]

Man1: "Well, ya know what ol Jack Burton sez at a time like this."
Man2: "Who's Jack Burton?"
Maan1: "I am!"

Woman: "Aren't you going to kiss her goodbye?"
Man: "Nope."

Big Trouble in Little China. One of my all time favourite silly movies.

"It's all in the reflexes."

 

[Guest]

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill. "

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

Thats from Apocolips Now... but i've never seen it... just know the quote

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Thats from 'Apocalype' Now... but i've never seen it... just know the quote

Just for Nemasis Enforcer:

"You are fighting for the biggest nothing in history."

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Just for Nemasis Enforcer:

"You are fighting for the biggest nothing in history."

Sorry don't know that quote

I'll have a think and see what I can come up with

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Sorry Mr. Enforcer,

That was a trick/giveaway line, I thought you might identify, also.

It's Hubert (the French planter) de Marais’ biggest line -- also in “Apocalypse Now” -- that became nearly as big a catch-phrase as Robert Duvall’s line about loving the smell of napalm.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Sorry Mr. Enforcer,

That was a trick/giveaway line, I thought you might identify, also.

It's Hubert (the French planter) de Marais’ biggest line -- also in “Apocalypse Now” -- that became nearly as big a catch-phrase as Robert Duvall’s line about loving the smell of napalm.

Nope never heard that one only the loving the smell of Napalm one...

Oh and as nice as Mr. Enforcer sounds... Nem will do fine!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"It's good to be the king."

 

[rgraham666]

A couple of (I hope) obscure ones.

"Who invented liquid hand soap, and why?"

"Don't be afraid. They just want to kill you."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A couple of (I hope) obscure ones.

"Who invented liquid hand soap, and why?"

"Don't be afraid. They just want to kill you."

Not a clue. Okay, give it up.

 

[lovinanalandy]

A couple of (I hope) obscure ones.

"Who invented liquid hand soap, and why?"

"Don't be afraid. They just want to kill you."

Who invented liquid soap and why sounds like The Sure Thing, a movie so sweet it made my mom cry. One of my fave's from said flick:

"Indecent exposure, driving to endanger..."
"Driving with a load not properly tied down?"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille.

 

[rgraham666]

Lovinanalandy wins the trip to Yakutsk! Well done!

I thought The Sure Thing was a hoot. First movie I saw John Cusack and Tim Robbins in.

She: "So whatya think? Eight months?
He: "More like thirteen."

The other one is from Killer Klowns from Outer Space. One of the great silly flicks of all time. I really liked the scene where they did in that poor security guard with the acidic cream pies. And then one of the Klowns puts a cherry on top of the mess.

Yeah, I know. I'm a sick and twisted individual.

You want to know what's worse?

That's one of my redeeming qualities!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lovinanalandy wins the trip to Yakutsk! Well done!

I thought The Sure Thing was a hoot. First movie I saw John Cusack and Tim Robbins in.

She: "So whatya think? Eight months?
He: "More like thirteen."

The other one is from Killer Klowns from Outer Space. One of the great silly flicks of all time. I really liked the scene where they did in that poor security guard with the acidic cream pies. And then one of the Klowns puts a cherry on top of the mess.

Yeah, I know. I'm a sick and twisted individual.

You want to know what's worse?

That's one of my redeeming qualities!

I like the evil popcorn, myself.

 

[rgraham666]

I like the evil popcorn, myself.

And the murderous shadow puppets!

 

[The Mutt]

There is really something to be said for silly movies, movies so over the top they achieve a kind of greatness.
Big Trouble in Little China
Evil Dead 2
Enter the Dragon
Kentucky Fried Movie
and, of course:

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

 

[Mhari]

" 'I'm sorry I caught you with the little old...' Come in, Mr. Tact!"

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

" 'I'm sorry I caught you with the little old...' Come in, Mr. Tact!"

Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.

I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!

Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.

Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers.

(Just in case anybody is wondering where Jay Leno stole the idea “Dancing Ito’s”)

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"It's good to be the king."

From the same:

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation - but I hear that that's coming quickly.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

"That's beautiful! What is that, velvet?"

~lucky

 

[Mhari]

Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.

I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!

Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.

Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers.

Hehehe. I think my favorite bit really is:

"My name...my name...what is my name?? Ah! Lorenzo! Lorenzo, baby! Lorenzo Saint Dubois. But my friends just call me LSD."

Of course, the whole movie is marvelous...

(Did I mention I'm a Mel Brooks fan?)