Movie lines thread

[Guest]

Wonderful -

Love the Untouchables - such a great cast!

And William Wallace - insane Irish! (much-needed comic relief!)

I can't think of a movie to share - give me another rum and coke, ok?

 

[Guest]

Re: Wonderful -

I can't think of a movie to share - give me another rum and coke, ok?

Cruzan rum acceptable?? This ones on me.

But I'll have mine sans coke.

 

[Guest]

"Listen up you primative screwheads!"

"You ain't leading but two thinngs, Jack and shit. And Jack left town."

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

"Shop smart. Shop S-mart."

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow"

 

[Guest]

Mmmmm

Thank you so much.

(Actually, I typed that wrong - I meant I was going to fix another, and would be right back!)

I love golden Rum - so sweet. And I must have lime. Yes, lime is imperative! My lips and fingers are currently sticky with lime juice.

Um. Where was I?

 

[Guest]

"Listen up you primative screwheads!"

"You ain't leading but two thinngs, Jack and shit. And Jack left town."

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

"Shop smart. Shop S-mart."

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow"

This is my BOOMSTICK!

 

[Guest]

Re: Mmmmm

Thank you so much.

(Actually, I typed that wrong - I meant I was going to fix another, and would be right back!)

I love golden Rum - so sweet. And I must have lime. Yes, lime is imperative! My lips and fingers are currently sticky with lime juice.

Um. Where was I?

Are you SURE that's lime juice?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Mmmmm

Are you SURE that's lime juice?

Yep.

At least right now, anyway.

 

[smutpen]

Re: Mmmmm

Thank you so much.

(Actually, I typed that wrong - I meant I was going to fix another, and would be right back!)

I love golden Rum - so sweet. And I must have lime. Yes, lime is imperative! My lips and fingers are currently sticky with lime juice.

Um. Where was I?

Arrr, matey -- a pirate's drink for me!

And the lime is a necessity; not only tasty, but it stops the blasted scurvy, aye.


Which brings to mind...

"And so, they sailed off into the ledgers of history, one by one, the financial capitals of the world crumbling under the might of their business acumen... or so it would have been... if certain modern theories concerning the shape of the world had not proved to be... disastrously wrong."

 

[Mhari]

Rehrer!

 

[Wildcard Ky]

This one should be easy:

The needs of the many outweight the needs of the few, or the one.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

You must be Amy. I gave you Silly Putty once for Christmas. You ate it

1: With this baby you could fly over the Empire State Building.
2: Or end up as a big pound of ground round. One of the two.

TURN THAT THING OFF !!!

 

[lovinanalandy]

An easy one from my favorite filmmakers:

"So, that must be Mrs. Lundegaard on the kitchen floor and your accomplice in the wood chipper."

 

[Guest]

k.. i finally thought of a few so here goes:

• We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
  
• Mother, I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney and dresses like her mother
  
• I lost. I lost? Wait a minute, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script.
  
• Crowd: A black sheriff.
  Blinkin: He's black!
  Achoo: Hey it worked in Blazing Saddles!
  crowd: yeah
  
• Crème brûlée can never be Jell-O. YOU could never be Jell-O.
  : I HAVE to be Jell-O!
  : You're never gonna be Jell-O!
  

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

k.. i finally thought of a few so here goes:

• We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
  
• Mother, I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney and dresses like her mother
  
• I lost. I lost? Wait a minute, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script.
  
• Crowd: A black sheriff.
  Blinkin: He's black!
  Achoo: Hey it worked in Blazing Saddles!
  crowd: yeah
  
• Crème brûlée can never be Jell-O. YOU could never be Jell-O.
  : I HAVE to be Jell-O!
  : You're never gonna be Jell-O!
  

Robin Hood Men In Tights that is such a funny movie!!!

Great quotes from it there

 

[Guest]

Robin Hood Men In Tights that is such a funny movie!!!

Great quotes from it there

thanks NE, i love mel brooks.. even the movies he did that bombed. him and monty python.. sick twisted humor rocks!

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

thanks NE, i love mel brooks.. even the movies he did that bombed. him and monty python.. sick twisted humor rocks!

I've got a few of the Monty Python movies on vid... Holy Grail is the best but Life of Brian and Meaning Of Life are good too... and your right it does rock!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

A couple of unrelated ones:

"What knockers!"

"How's it on stains?"

Lime

I don't know the first but the second is from the Outlaw Josey Wales -


How about this one?

"The communists are destroying our precious bodily fluids!"

 

[Guest]

"Great! I'm about to be killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana that tells me to relax!"

 

[Guest]

 

[The Mutt]

Woman 1: "What's she got that I ain't got?"
Woman 2: "What you got you used to have, and what she's got you couldn't spell."

 

[rgraham666]

"Great! I'm about to be killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana that tells me to relax!"

The Last Starfighter. That's a good lazy afternoon movie.

 

[Guest]

The first - Young Frankenstein

Yours - Dr. Strangelove

Oh! I'm embarrassed I didn't catch that!

I also love "Put . . . the candle . . . back!"

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

One of my favorite heros speaking:

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Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.

---

Wouldn't that get a little monotonous, just Akron, cold beer and 'poor, poor thing' for two weeks?

---

I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whoever I'm with.

 

[The Mutt]

Man1: "Well, ya know what ol Jack Burton sez at a time like this."
Man2: "Who's Jack Burton?"
Maan1: "I am!"

Woman: "Aren't you going to kiss her goodbye?"
Man: "Nope."