Movie lines thread

[Mhari]

Wheeee, I love seeing a whole thread fulla Mel fans!

My sisters and I fill our conversations with lines from his movies. Most people don't know what the hell we're talking about, or why it's so funny.

"Need a hand?"

"No thanks, have one, thanks just the same."


But my fave of his has gotta be The Producers. There's just nothing like seeing a guy dressed up in an SS uniform singing "Springtime for Hitler"!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"Told you she was funny."

One of my favourite actors, in a terrible movie.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Ok, more Mel.

"Oh Master Robin! You lost your arms in battle.... but you grew some nice boobs."

 

[Guest]

 

[cheerful_deviant]

More RHMIT

"I'll take two!"

MSL

LOL... forgot about that one! Very good!

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Three movies, first two from same movie:

-"I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man" "The what?" "The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir."

-"this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over."

-"There will be ten females to every male"

-"Okay chief, take them away. I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife."

 

[CaLadyInRed69]

To all Western Fans:

"Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off. "

"I know, I know. I'll use proper judgment. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you could've gotten somebody killed today and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth, but I won't. I won't. The hell I won't! "

"Burnin' daylight!"

 

[Mhari]

"Told you she was funny."

One of my favourite actors, in a terrible movie.

*gasp* Sacrilege! That movie is marvelous!

And now for something completely different:

- "Is that an African or a European swallow?"

- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

- "You have an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday."

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

*gasp* Sacrilege! That movie is marvelous!

And now for something completely different:

- "Is that an African or a European swallow?"

- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

- "You have an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday."

-"Scuze me, I speak jive."

-"Can't I have a little peril?" "No, it's too perilous."

-"A Battle of wits?...To the death?...Very well I accept."

Yeah, classics.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Ok, more Mel.

"Oh Master Robin! You lost your arms in battle.... but you grew some nice boobs."

Robin Hood Men In Tights...

Excelent movie!!!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Here is another great movie...

"I think we're going to need a bigger boat."

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Here is another great movie...

"I think we're going to need a bigger boat."

JAWS

Another great movie!!

 

[Guest]

-"Scuze me, I speak jive."

-"Can't I have a little peril?" "No, it's too perilous."

-"A Battle of wits?...To the death?...Very well I accept."

Yeah, classics.

And still more -


"Blow Rock????" or "Surely you must be joking!" "No, I'm not, and don't call me Shirley!"


"Give us a shrubbery!"


"The night is young and you're so beautiful - B flat" or "But for now, sleep well, and dream of large women!"

 

[smutpen]

Blade Runner. Love that flick, especially the director's cut.



Here's one: "Please don't disturb my friend. He's just dead."

And amazingly I was thinking of Spaceballs today. "Evil will always triumph over good because good is stupid."

I'm not sure that's a joke.

Roy Batty's speech from the end of Blade Runner is incredible; even more so considering that it was an ad lib; the script just said, "Time to die."

Rutger Hauer should have been a writer...

I think you left out the best part, though:

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

As for the other -- Governor Ahnold in "Commando."

 

[Guest]

Smutpen!

Congrats on your 100th post!

~Delicious AV~ Is that you?

Yum!

 

[cloudy]

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history."

 

[mcfbridge]

One of my favorite lines is simply,

"I'm not an expert, but I know what goes where, and why."

 

[Mhari]

"What can you make out of this, Johnny?"

"This? Oh, I could make a hat, or I could make a brooch, or I could make a teradactyl!"

Okay, must start quoting from different movies now...

~M

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

One of my favorite lines is simply,

"I'm not an expert, but I know what goes where, and why."

My favorite from the same character --

"You stupid, ignorant son of a bitch, dumb bastard. Jesus Christ. I've met some dumb bastards in my time but you out do them all."

Now that's emphatic!

 

[smutpen]

Re: Smutpen!

Congrats on your 100th post!

~Delicious AV~ Is that you?

Yum!

:blush:

It is.

Thank you...

 

[Guest]

*grin*

Ah, to see a man blush.

How delightful!

 

[Belegon]

A movie already quoted a couple times...

But it is so a favorite...

"You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle."

"As you wish"

"I'm just going to have to get another giant"

"I know something you do not know. I am not left handed."


From Kevin Smith's best:

"Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trinity"

 

[thebullet]

A few of my favs:

"Serpentine!"

Re: the CIA... " Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program."

"I have flames on my car. I HAVE FLAMES ON MY CAR!"

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"Heavy. What is it?"
"The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of."

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"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

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"He's world-famous in Poland!"

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"Sex and death. Two things that come once in a lifetime. But at least after death you are not nauseous."

"My brain! It's my second favorite organ!"

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Countess Alexandrovna: "You are the greatest lover I've ever had."
Boris: "Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone."

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Ninety Percent of Everything is Crap - Sturgeon's Law

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity - Hanlon's (Heinlein's?) Law


Some of thebullet's rantings

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Five pages and none from one of my all time favorites?

I know it's obvious, but it reads funny as hell to me.

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

~lucky

 

[Guest]