Movie lines thread

[lucky-E-leven]

(Did I mention I'm a Mel Brooks fan?)

Once or twice.

My father in law is the worst, though. He once recited a line from Blazing Saddles to a waitress when we were out to dinner.



We walked out last and left an extra 5-spot on the table for her.



~lucky

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... My father in law ... once recited a line from Blazing Saddles to a waitress when we ... walked out last and left an extra 5-spot on the table ...

Unless he quoted the cowboys around the campfire at suppertime, I don't think that should have been necessary.

On the other hand, waitresses are notoriously underpaid.

Speaking of waitresses, here’s a line —

“Want some bran? You might as well eat rope and yank it through.”

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Unless he quoted the cowboys around the campfire at suppertime, I don't think that should have been necessary.

On the other hand, waitresses are notoriously underpaid.

Speaking of waitresses, here’s a line —

“Want some bran? You might as well eat rope and yank it through.”

I can't recall the exact line he quoted, but it was certainly NOT necessary.

I used to wait tables so I am forever secretly adding to tips left by my family. Embarassing but true.

And I have no idea what movie that quote is from, but it sounds very familiar.



~lucky

 

[Vincent E]

"People who speak in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch."

"Carol the waitress meet Simon the fag."

"Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here. "

"Quit worrying. You'll be back on your knees in no time."

"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man and then take away reason and accountability."

"The thing isn't that you're mad that you've had it bad, it's just that you're that pissed that so many others have had it good."

"If there is some mental health foundation that raises money for people like you, please be sure to let me know."

"What happened to your queer party friends?"

"I'm sorry, we don't open up for the no sex oaths until 9 am."

"I'm afraid he's gonna pull the stiff one eye on me. "

 

[Guest]

 

[Mhari]

From two different movies:

"Whoa, shoot the curl, kitty! Those little dudes just love the water, don't they?"

"Please pass the ketchup."

 

[cheerful_deviant]

From two different movies:


"Please pass the ketchup."

Oh God. I hope you're not thinking of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"!

 

[Guest]

 

[Mhari]

Oh God. I hope you're not thinking of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"!

 

[The Mutt]

Puberty Love rocks!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"Whoa, shoot the curl, kitty! Those little dudes just love the water, don't they?"
"

Like what Earth Girls Are that question was Easy!, it was said by Lenny.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

One of my all time favorites!

"The tension's killing me!"
"It's gonna kill her!"

 

[Guest]

"People who speak in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch."

"Carol the waitress meet Simon the fag."

"Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here. "

"Quit worrying. You'll be back on your knees in no time."

"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man and then take away reason and accountability."

"The thing isn't that you're mad that you've had it bad, it's just that you're that pissed that so many others have had it good."

"If there is some mental health foundation that raises money for people like you, please be sure to let me know."

"What happened to your queer party friends?"

"I'm sorry, we don't open up for the no sex oaths until 9 am."

"I'm afraid he's gonna pull the stiff one eye on me. "

As good as it gets. a zillion laughs and helen hunt.. (gggrrrrrr.. nice boobs!)

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

“Want some bran? You might as well eat rope and yank it through.”

Two more from the same film, to use as a hint.

I'm a BLT down sort of person, and I think you're looking for someone a little more pheasant under glass.

1 - I don't date by choice.
2 - Too bad, because I love your choices. We went from Mr. Abuse You to Mr. Use You, plus a Christmas fling with a cross-dresser that I blew the whistle on myself, thank you very much.

 

[Guest]

Two more from the same film, to use as a hint.

I'm a BLT down sort of person, and I think you're looking for someone a little more pheasant under glass.

1 - I don't date by choice.
2 - Too bad, because I love your choices. We went from Mr. Abuse You to Mr. Use You, plus a Christmas fling with a cross-dresser that I blew the whistle on myself, thank you very much.

frankie and johnny?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Almost everybody should be able to name the movie.

For Double Jeopardy, name the actress/character.



Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.

You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.

What, you want like a name? A name, a name, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella

 

[rgraham666]

Ok, another movie I thought of today.

"Are we going to die?"
"Yep. They're going to shoot us, or torture us to death, or they'll leave us on the island until the bomb goes off…"
"Enough! Have you ever killed someone?"
"Yes. But they were all bad."

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"Are we going to die?"
"Yep. They're going to shoot us, or torture us to death, or they'll leave us on the island until the bomb goes off…"
"Enough! Have you ever killed someone?"
"Yes. But they were all bad."

Would it be from the same movie as this line?

How about a nice game of chess?

< smacks herself in the forehead!>

Not WarGames!

From THIS movie --

What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

 

[Guest]

"Mook? what's a mook.. you can't call me a mook!"

A clue: another line from the same film "You don't make up for your sins in church...you do it in the streets."

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"Mook? what's a mook.. you can't call me a mook!"

Guessing again, but the same movie as:


"You know what the Queen said? If I had balls, I'd be King. "



Edited to add: I didn't see your hint. No longer guessing.

 

[Det Crews]

Movie lines

On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

What about this one?

"How much for the little girl?"

 

[Belegon]

Re: What about this one?

"How much for the little girl?"

"How much for the women?"

"Sell me your children!"

plus the scene has Paul "Pee Wee" Reubens in an uncredited very small role that predates his fame.

edited to add:

"Lots of space in this mall!"

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

"I felt like destroying something beautiful."

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Re: Re: What about this one?

"How much for the women?"

"Sell me your children!"

plus the scene has Paul "Pee Wee" Reubens in an uncredited very small role that predates his fame.

edited to add:

"Lots of space in this mall!"

Are we thinking of the same movie?

"We're on a mission from God."