Movie lines thread

[cheerful_deviant]

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

~lucky

Good call Lucky!

 

[Guest]

Re: A movie already quoted a couple times...

But it is so a favorite...

"You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle."

"As you wish"

"I'm just going to have to get another giant"

"I know something you do not know. I am not left handed."


From Kevin Smith's best:

"Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trinity"

dear god.. im so thankful im not the only one who loves princess bride.. but when i hear it in my head its more like

"aaassssssyyyyyooooouuuuuwwwwiiiiisssshhhh...." when hes falling down the hill.

what is it that character always says when he meets someone.. damn i cant remember and its so funny too.. oh well, i guess ill just have to watch it again.
for reminding me just how much i love that movie

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Re: Re: A movie already quoted a couple times...

what is it that character always says when he meets someone.. damn i cant remember and its so funny too.. oh well, i guess ill just have to watch it again.

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

[smutpen]

Re: Re: Re: A movie already quoted a couple times...

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"My way isn't very sportsmanlike..."

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: A movie already quoted a couple times...

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

thanks gorgeous.. what do i owe ya?!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Good call Lucky!

ty Deviant one.

One of my favorite things to say when my sister gets wound up and tells endless stories is...

This one time...at band camp!

Really pisses her off. What are big sisters for?

~lucky

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A movie already quoted a couple times...

thanks gorgeous.. what do i owe ya?!

I'm sure I can think of something.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A movie already quoted a couple times...

"My way isn't very sportsmanlike..."

I love very single line at Miracle Max's -


"Boy, are you a rotten liar!"

"He's only mostly dead."

"Humperdinck, Humperdinck, Humperdinck, Humperdinck!"

"Chocolate coating makes it go down easier. And he shouldn't going swimming for - about an hour, after."

"Bye bye, boys, have fun storming the castle!"
"Do you think it'll work?"
"It'll take a miracle!"

 

[rgraham666]

I'm sorry Inigo. I didn't mean to jog him so hard.

Fezig, tear his arms off.
Oh! you mean this key?

Have you considered piracy? You'd make a good Dread Pirate Roberts.

Hilarious flick. I wish my mind was twisted enough to come up with something that funny.

 

[Guest]

I'm sorry Inigo. I didn't mean to jog him so hard.

Fezig, tear his arms off.
Oh! you mean this key?

Have you considered piracy? You'd make a good Dread Pirate Roberts.

Hilarious flick. I wish my mind was twisted enough to come up with something that funny.

Laughing ~

Well, we're all pretty twisted around here, I guess!

You know, I always get a little teary at the end when Grampa says, "As you wish." Doesn't matter how many times I've seen it.

*sigh*

Great movie.

 

[smutpen]

Laughing ~

...

You know, I always get a little teary at the end when Grampa says, "As you wish." Doesn't matter how many times I've seen it.

*sigh*

Great movie.

Me, too. (Shhhh...)

 

[smutpen]

A pretty easy one:

"I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead."



A tougher one, I think:

"You're in love with her, aren't you?"
"What makes you say that?"
"Every time you look at her, you appear less intelligent."



And, from a grossly underappreciated classic:

"Well, it's very un-hip of you to tell me I'm un-hip."

 

[Guest]

A pretty easy one:

"I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead."

A tougher one, I think:

"You're in love with her, aren't you?"
"What makes you say that?"
"Every time you look at her, you appear less intelligent."

And, from a grossly underappreciated classic:

"Well, it's very un-hip of you to tell me I'm un-hip."

I'm embarrassed that I only know the first -

Silverado - terrific cast, good solid heroes and villains, excellent music, and Costner as the ADHD cowboy (that's a private joke in our house, actually)


From one of my all-time favs: (it's too obvious, I know)

"I aim to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. What'll it be?"

"I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man."

"Fill your hands, you son of a bitch."


(and then he put the damn reins in his teeth, and . . . )

 

[cheerful_deviant]

A pretty easy one:

"I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead."

SILVERADO! That has to be one of the greates westerns of all time. It also has one of the greatest musical scores ever written.

"You're not Baxter? And you're not Baxter either?"
"No, I'm not Hawley."

 

[matriarch]

Well.......................

I have just read through the whole of that thread, becoming more and more amazed.

I think I must live in an alternative reality. Apart from Jessica Rabbit, and the Africa Queen quotes..........I didn't have the slightest idea what y'all were talking about !!!!!!!

Needing to get out more - Mat

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Needing to get out more - Mat

Actually it means you probablly have a life... something most of us here are apparently lacking.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

'scuse me while I whip this out.

 

[Guest]

'scuse me while I whip this out.

"Ahhhhhhhh! Oh."

 

[matriarch]

Actually it means you probablly have a life... something most of us here are apparently lacking.

That was very gallantly said, CD. Thank you.

My sons despair of me, both being movie officionados, and with extensive (I was going to use 'huge', but that word has far too many connotations in this place) personal DVD collections. I own 10.

And this evening? My DVD choice with a friend?

CALAMITY JANE !!!!!!!

But it was great. I hadn't watched it in years. Had a great time.

Sad-Mat

 

[Wildcard Ky]

"Ahhhhhhhh! Oh."

I knew someone would get that one pretty quickly

 

[Guest]

I knew someone would get that one pretty quickly

How about -

"Oh, dearie, dear, look what the cat dragged in."

"Hey - how are things in the clean world?"

"Them schnitzengrubers will wipe you out."

 

[smutpen]

I'm embarrassed that I only know the first -

Silverado - terrific cast, good solid heroes and villains, excellent music, and Costner as the ADHD cowboy (that's a private joke in our house, actually)


From one of my all-time favs: (it's too obvious, I know)

"I aim to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. What'll it be?"

"I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man."

"Fill your hands, you son of a bitch."


(and then he put the damn reins in his teeth, and . . . )

"True Grit"

Another great one.

Should I tell the answers on my others?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Have you felt yourself to be exploited in any way?

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down...

It seems you feel our work is not a benefit to the public.

 

[smutpen]

Have you felt yourself to be exploited in any way?

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down...

It seems you feel our work is not a benefit to the public.

Blade Runner again...
Love that movie.

My mother? I'll tell you about my mother...

Too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?

 

[Guest]

"I want that sonovabitch DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the ground! I wanna drive by in the middle of the night and PISS ON HIS ASHES!!"


"Your friend died screaming like a stuck Irish pig"
pushes bad guy off roof
"Did he sound anything like that?!"


"I do NOT aprove of your methods."
"Yeah? Well, you're not from Chicago."

And one of my all time favorites:

"What's that? Aye. I'll tell him. The good father says he can get me out of this mess. But he's pretty sure... You're fucked! HAHA!!"