Misshotndeep
Tumbleweed
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Allergies are just a superpower that allows people to detect when plants are having sex.
If I am not getting laid, no one in my house is allowed to. Not even the sinking plants!
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Allergies are just a superpower that allows people to detect when plants are having sex.
Everything bagel spice is an admission that you donāt know what you like
First day in the new job role tomorrow. Iām a little worried, in case Iām falling further into the rabbit hole of all work and no life, but I wasnāt happy anyway, and I guess a step in any direction is a step forward.
I'm thinking AssFuckBrenda missed a perfect opportunity to be known as ButtFuckBrenda, just for the aliteration
"Palm to forehead"
I'm blonde, mistakes all around![]()

btw, I'm DarkSimian, pleased to met you![]()
Hi , when ever I see your name I read it as Dark Smith![]()
I'm Brenda , pleased to met you as well![]()

Alliteration aside - it's a screen name with intention and energy. It's implies directness, yet flexibility - being open to new things; real seat-of-your pants stuff.
Cheers...well, I mean - Bottoms Up!![]()
How few people understand the concept of poly, probably because so few people talk about it. Itās especially funny since I think at least 75% of the people that post are probably legitimately poly on some level.
I know I didnāt understand the difference between poly and an open relationship 8 months ago and could have used a primer, now I feel like I could write one
If you write it, I will read it since I really do not know much of anything about PolyHow few people understand the concept of poly, probably because so few people talk about it. Itās especially funny since I think at least 75% of the people that post are probably legitimately poly on some level.
I know I didnāt understand the difference between poly and an open relationship 8 months ago and could have used a primer, now I feel like I could write one
How few people understand the concept of poly, probably because so few people talk about it. Itās especially funny since I think at least 75% of the people that post are probably legitimately poly on some level.
I know I didnāt understand the difference between poly and an open relationship 8 months ago and could have used a primer, now I feel like I could write one
Amazing how few actually know what they claim they know as well. It is easy to say you are something or like something while typing on a keyboard, not as easy to really be or do some things.
Amazing how few actually know what they claim they know as well. It is easy to say you are something or like something while typing on a keyboard, not as easy to really be or do some things.
Iām curious as to what you mean by this.
Thanks.Your profile pic is distracting![]()
Iāve read SOOOO much and learned a ton.If you write it, I will read it since I really do not know much of anything about Poly
Thatās where I was when I mean Tol. I didnāt even know there was a difference between poly and open. (Cuecup the āthe more you knowā theme from the 80s)I'm pretty sure what I know could be written on a single post it note.
Eek!!!!! YikesHad a student tell me today, āwhen my mom and dad turn the TV on in their room that means theyāre sexing.ā*
Thank god Monday is over!