More Random Thoughts

[starrynightin64]

I hate when family members choose to set a family get together at a time that a certain event is set every single week making a change of plans. Just because they don't like Friday Flag Wave and supporting the military now means I am pulling a solo because they did this on purpose.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

It seems like the older I get, the harder life gets.

It's far more exhausting too.

Oh well.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Those not-agreed-upon breaks really annoy me.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Penis, thank you for not bleeding once a month.

 

[emsway]

Maybe the tow truck driver will be cute.

 

[PNWKitten]

hear! hear! ^^^

 

[Xerxes82]

There’s this thing called the PM function...

I like to imagine that y is referencing the exact thing that his post made me think of when I read it.

To which I say, been an awful lot of that going around lately.

 

[LucianaGrace]

I wonder what possibilities would eventuate if we all just acted on those inclinations to reach out to the souls that call to us.

 

[rlaflamme]

A simple smile can make someone's day a bit brighter.

 

[Januari]

I couldn’t sleep well last night. Is it wrong to ask for clarification WHICH cat I’m supposed to die with? There are two.

 

[ydahecnot]

I like to imagine that y is referencing the exact thing that his post made me think of when I read it.

To which I say, been an awful lot of that going around lately.

After unwinding that first sentence in my mind for five minutes (it’s early!), the answer is, “probably yeah”

 

[Joxlrg]

People in Alaska are really cool !!

 

[mnbreastluver]

People are not grateful enough for all the time they spend not having hiccups.

 

[DarkSimian]

Maybe you need to update your call list, if you're asking to speak to someone that died 7 yrs ago...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Maybe you need to update your call list, if you're asking to speak to someone that died 7 yrs ago...

Oh, no.

 

[DarkSimian]

Oh, no.

Eh, my dad gets more mail than I do lol

 

[barefootgirl69]

Eh, my dad gets more mail than I do lol

*flashes the Bat signal*

Same time, same place

 

[DarkSimian]

*flashes the Bat signal*

Same time, same place

Yes, yes

 

[PNWKitten]

*sends up smoke signals*

I'll be watching the sky.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Success is like being pregnant, everyone says congratulations, but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.

 

[LikeableMe]

Day three in my new job, where I’m the boss, and people are testing their boundaries with me... someone asked me for a break, I said not yet, as it’s too busy. Another person jumped in, shouting “hello! She wants a break!” And to which I replied “hi! She has to wait”. I had another example, that I can’t recall right now. This is either going to toughen me up, or drive me away lol

 

[Shi_One81]

Talking to my mom on the phone and she tells me, “you’re really pretty when you curl your hair and put on makeup.” Gee, thanks mom, no wonder I have low self esteem.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Talking to my mom on the phone and she tells me, “you’re really pretty when you curl your hair and put on makeup.” Gee, thanks mom, no wonder I have low self esteem.

Pretty day it night in my book.

 

[mnbreastluver]

In Scooby Doo, every mystery the group encountered had a logical explanation behind it. In fact the only unexplainable phenomenon was a dog that could fucking talk.

 

[Dr. Groove]

Nothing that a hot bath won't cure.