More Random Thoughts

[doowopdoowop]

https://youtu.be/_PuaYfhX4RQ
Can't get this song outta my head

 

[Shi_One81]

Really having a horrible time with sleeping this week. I’m really missing Cj, he was my Rick and my best friend and I could tell him anything. I miss our late night talks, I could definitely use one tonight.

 

[PuckIt]

Sometimes when I'm smiling at you, it's really because I just had an overwhelming mental image of pressing you back against the wall and capturing your succulent mouth with mine while holding your crossed wrists pinned over your head with one hand as the other fingerbangs you to your first of several orgasms for the evening.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Two thoughts today:
Does it come in black?
I’m not sharing my chocolate, just sayin and maybe stop asking.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Onion dip is addictive.

 

[LushLeanora]

Gilligan's Island, we all agree they packed too much for a three hour tour. I could go off on a whole series of random thoughts about that.

But awhile back it occurred to me that Gilligan and The Skipper are the two people who should have packed extra clothes. Sometimes when you're on a boat, you fall into the water or you have to go out in the elements. Unless they had a bunch of denim/khaki trousers and red/blue shirts and it was their uniform.

 

[beachbaby179]

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Don't forget CBS just rejected a marijuana ad for the super bowl but aired an opiate commercial in 2016 along with hundreds of alcohol commercials throughout the years.

 

[Xerxes82]

Maybe the reason you guys can't get anybody to work weekends is because your weekend supervisors could, charitably, be termed 'obnoxious, useless fucktards' (a direct quote from one of the staff who isn't me tonight).

This kid couldn't successfully pick his nose, and you want him to run the shift?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Maybe the reason you guys can't get anybody to work weekends is because your weekend supervisors could, charitably, be termed 'obnoxious, useless fucktards' (a direct quote from one of the staff who isn't me tonight).

This kid couldn't successfully pick his nose, and you want him to run the shift?

I'm pondering this last sentence. I mean, technically, I wouldn't want a guy who picks his nose...so if he was unsuccessful, that might be a bonus in certain instances.

But. Here's the plan. It's going to take me 2.5 hours to get to the airport for a 3 hour flight. You finish up work and I'll pick you up. We can go make snow angels and drink hot chocolate, then make out back at your place.

Better yet, just quit your job, fly out here. It's warmer.

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm pondering this last sentence. I mean, technically, I wouldn't want a guy who picks his nose...so if he was unsuccessful, that might be a bonus in certain instances.

But. Here's the plan. It's going to take me 2.5 hours to get to the airport for a 3 hour flight. You finish up work and I'll pick you up. We can go make snow angels and drink hot chocolate, then make out back at your place.

Better yet, just quit your job, fly out here. It's warmer.

Everything's cancelled until at least tomorrow night because of snow, or I'd seriously be considering taking you up on that right now.

 

[ydahecnot]

My threads are being avoided like the plague #themorethingschange

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I love how I can still totally wreck his concentration with a few words, even after all these years.

 

[rlaflamme]

I need just a little more time in the day.

 

[HBergeron]

It's really just the results of a corporate decision that makes me root for the Rams. However, they are representin'. Go L.A.!!!

 

[DeckardNYC]

I didn't know women could snore so loud, and for so long. I'm tired today.

 

[Shi_One81]

Today I got told I deserve to be raped because I post photos of myself. This isn’t the first time I’ve heard this.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Today I got told I deserve to be raped because I post photos of myself. This isn’t the first time I’ve heard this.

that is so wrong... you are such a beautiful and kind person... no women deserves to hear a comment like that.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Today I got told I deserve to be raped because I post photos of myself. This isn’t the first time I’ve heard this.

That's sick. I hope you blocked that nut.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Homophobia is gay because you spend time thinking about what other people do with their penises.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Homophobia is gay because you spend time thinking about what other people do with their penises.

I think about that a lot, what are you saying?

 

[mnbreastluver]

I think about that a lot, what are you saying?

Perve

 

[barefootgirl69]

Perve

well, someone has to be.

 

[mnbreastluver]

well, someone has to be.

I guess I’m just more of a breast guy.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

well, someone has to be.

The line for that forms to the left. And the right.