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That its more than a little nippily outside with a temperature of -28 F and a windchill of -48 F
 
"Fuck Knuckle" is the be-all and end-all term of the status quo.
It lays down the severity of what you're saying without the emotional quotient of "motherfucker" or anything of that ilk.
It is a phrase that expresses confidence, commands respect and demonstrates this is not just a silly swear you're using as a filler word because it has too many heavy syllables :p
 
The Coyote and the Road Runner does teach us something very important about real life that sometimes even if you try real hard, you don't get what you want.
 
He's not my governor, but that fucking idiot Northam has to go.

Paraphrasing:
Day 1: "I apologize for being in the photo."
Day 2: "It wasn't me in the photo, and I asked all my friends and they don't think it was me either."

If I had ever dressed up in blackface OR a KKK hood (let alone had a picture taken AND put on my page in the yearbook), I'd fucking remember!

The photo aside, he's got to go for insulting everybody's intelligence.
 
Successfully throwing something into the bin from a distance is much more satisfying than it has any right to be.
 
Despite a mild fever, I went for a walk in an usual warm day. Once I get better, I'm going to start tap dancing again.
 
Getting offended by someone else’s opinion is like twisting your ankle when someone else trips.
 
A box of chocolates? No, life is like sitting in the pile of meat about to go into the business section of a meat grinder, and constantly struggling not to go with it.
 
Is vanilla a bad thing? Some people swear it’s the most delicious flavor... why do I automatically equate it with boring?
 
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