More Random Thoughts

[PapaRomantic]

I set a new personal record the other day for exiting four byproducts from my body at the same time...peeing, pooping, nose running and burping.

 

[PWilton]

I am increasingly glad that there is an Ignore feature for the Lit forums....

 

[TongueLust]

Now I see why they stopped communicating. #NoBalls

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Seven, now.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If a woman had the statistics of how many times guys she knew would masturbate to the idea of her , she would be either really flattered or really creeped out.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

If a woman had the statistics of how many times guys she knew would masturbate to the idea of her , she would be either really flattered or really creeped out.

True. But I’m kinda curious. Anyone gonna admit to it, huh?!?!

 

[mnbreastluver]

True. But I’m kinda curious. Anyone gonna admit to it, huh?!?!

Ummm, plead the fifth.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Ummm, plead the fifth.

Ouuuiii!!! I wanna play 20 questions and guess the fantasy.
Or maybe it’s more like giving you 20 more idea. Filthy, hot, make you moan fantasies
*devilish smile*

 

[Xerxes82]

Ouuuiii!!! I wanna play 20 questions and guess the fantasy.
Or maybe it’s more like giving you 20 more idea. Filthy, hot, make you moan fantasies
*devilish smile*

She's having more fun than most of us tonight.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

She's having more fun than most of us tonight.

Maybe he’ll forward his PM to you. Just sayin.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Maybe he’ll forward his PM to you. Just sayin.

Okay, what are you talking about?

 

[beachbaby179]

*sits up and pays close attention*

Go ahead. Just pretend I'm not here. This is good stuff.

 

[mnbreastluver]

*sits up and pays close attention*

Go ahead. Just pretend I'm not here. This is good stuff.

Lol


When using lotion during masturbation, you'd be making your dick both hard and soft.

 

[ydahecnot]

If my spank bank gave gifts for deposits, I’d be up to my armpits in toasters

 

[doowopdoowop]

At some point I convinced myself this is normal, and at the same time, that would be any situation.

 

[rlaflamme]

Just dream up happy thoughts...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I miss the way he made me feel.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Now I see why they stopped communicating. #NoBalls

Your comment made me think of this scene
https://youtu.be/kL9aJZ4SqAc

 

[SassySheDevil]

I set a new personal record the other day for exiting four byproducts from my body at the same time...peeing, pooping, nose running and burping.

That's hot!! lol

 

[Girly_girl]

Your comment made me think of this scene
https://youtu.be/kL9aJZ4SqAc

Great movie

 

[TongueLust]

Your comment made me think of this scene
https://youtu.be/kL9aJZ4SqAc

I love Al Pacino, this is one of my favorite movies.

 

[newbiebabe]

Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.

No doubt! lol

 

[catherinewheel77]

I love Al Pacino, this is one of my favorite movies.

https://media.giphy.com/media/agzZRuAmTd5zG/giphy.gif

 

[TongueLust]

No doubt! lol

Good to see you!