More Random Thoughts

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I need to try and get some sleep..

 

[Misshotndeep]

If I let you have me; you wouldn't keep me and I am not cheap, free or to be re-gifted.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Today has been such a long and stressful day..

Time to get high as fuuuuuuuck

 

[ydahecnot]

Gosh, that gets more and more painful to click on each time

 

[cole4258]

Time to relax and plan the rest of the afternoon

 

[John_Q_Public]

Huh, that explains the opioid epidemic...

 

[JerseyJade]

Women hurt more than they will ever show you.
They hurt deeply. Silently.

That's actually quite true.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Ambien just isn’t doing the trick tonight.

 

[John_Q_Public]

Ambien just isn’t doing the trick tonight.

Enya and wine. That should bore you to sleep. If it doesn't, you're not human.

On second thought, and considering you've taken Ambiem, that might just bore you to death.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Enya and wine. That should bore you to sleep. If it doesn't, you're not human.

On second thought, and considering you've taken Ambiem, that might just bore you to death.

Hahaha! Enya.

Perhaps with Jägermeister?

J/k, obviously.

 

[John_Q_Public]

Hahaha! Enya.

Perhaps with Jägermeister?

J/k, obviously.

I actually have a Jägerneister scar from college. Very poor choices were made.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Women hurt more than they will ever show you.
They hurt deeply. Silently.

That's actually quite true.

Pretty much.

 

[TongueLust]

Some people are just tacky.

Not talking about this page.

 

[tolyk]

Not sure if I'm not reading into something enough... or reading into it too much...

Some of us need bluntness... <points at self>

Always hard eh. People are so inherently bad at communicating, you've always got to be guessing what someone meant. Even the blunt people. Because, we are so used to having to guess. It sucks.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

So. Very. Bored.

 

[John_Q_Public]

I'm not sure how I feel about hearing some the music I grew up on played in restaurants.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

People spend so much time and energy dragging each other down into the muck, and stepping on each other to keep everyone down. How do we get to the place where we can lift each other up?

 

[JustAnotherMD]

Is the site screwed up for anyone else? I can barely see the board. I keep getting an error message saying my privacy could be hacked or something.

WTF?

Someone mentioned it on the General Board.

 

[johnrael]

It looks like the site's security cert needs to be renewed. On Chrome, when it gives you the warning, you have to click on "Advanced" and then click where it says something like "Proceed to literotica.com (unsafe)".

 

[mnbreastluver]

I should really go to bed. Not much going on here.

 

[zydrate]

I should really go to bed. Not much going on here.

lets go!!

 

[mnbreastluver]

lets go!!

Sounds like a plan.

 

[zydrate]

Sounds like a plan.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TallExaltedElver-size_restricted.gif

 

[mnbreastluver]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TallExaltedElver-size_restricted.gif

A nerdy girl lol.

 

[mnbreastluver]

According to averages and modest numbers, if a male masturbated 3 times a week from the age of 14 to 60 years old, he would have masturbated 7,176 times producing 4.67 gallons of ejaculate containing 717,600,000,000 sperm with 26,910,000,000,000 bytes worth of data (26.91 Terabytes).