More Random Thoughts

[done_got_old]

According to averages and modest numbers, if a male masturbated 3 times a week from the age of 14 to 60 years old, he would have masturbated 7,176 times producing 4.67 gallons of ejaculate containing 717,600,000,000 sperm with 26,910,000,000,000 bytes worth of data (26.91 Terabytes).

Interesting


Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories

 

[JustAnotherMD]

This place is dead. Is everyone out Christmas shopping? Or are people having trouble with the site again?

It's better for me today.

 

[done_got_old]

This place is dead. Is everyone out Christmas shopping? Or are people having trouble with the site again?

It's better for me today.

It's a 'Stop DGO' thing.

 

[Gemma_0]

bathing is a lonely business

 

[catherinewheel77]

Oh, what a beautiful mess.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You know it’s a weather emergency when they get rid of the big boob girl and bring in a real meteorologist.

 

[Cymru6969]

rara avis

 

[mnbreastluver]

There is a secret society of people keeping Long John Silvers open.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I do not have nor do I want to have the patience to deal with big egoed, small-minded creatures.

 

[done_got_old]

I'll be glad when the Martians arrive.

 

[mnbreastluver]

In the movies, Santa never goes to the house next door.. he always takes off and flies out of town.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

I was standing in line in the self check out at my Wal Mart. While I was in line, a customer was standing at her register, waiting for help, obviously annoyed. When I got to a machine, I heard her say to the woman working the area that the machine wasn't giving her change.

"Can you call someone, please?" the customer said.

"Our phones don't work," the employee said. "And no one answers them anyway."

Only at Wal Mart.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

There is a secret society of people keeping Long John Silvers open.

Yes! In a city of 500K, there only sits one and now they’re rooming with A&W. Because yes, battered fish and ice cream are the perfect pair.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Leaving some to the imagination is a whole lot sexier. Just sayin.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Yes! In a city of 500K, there only sits one and now they’re rooming with A&W. Because yes, battered fish and ice cream are the perfect pair.

There's only one LJS around me (that I know of) and it's paired up with a KFC. Chicken and fish might go together a little better than fish and ice cream.

 

[numeniusa]

Why aren’t Advent Calendars filled with edibles and caffeine.

Some of them are!

I see that one is now half price. Is that because someone's eaten all the chocolates up to the 8th of December?

 

[Xerxes82]

There's only one LJS around me (that I know of) and it's paired up with a KFC. Chicken and fish might go together a little better than fish and ice cream.

We used to have one, sharig space with a taco bell, but they closed the LJS portion.

 

[Shi_One81]

That moment you absolutely nail your anniversary present and he feels like a douche and runs out and buys you something totally random but is super proud of himself

 

[TongueLust]

It's okay to keep things private, if people have a problem with that... oh well.

 

[starrynightin64]

I'm not sure which has pissed me off more the last 24 hours...
adult bullies or the people who roll over into whimps with no backbones.

 

[ydahecnot]

I am not sure those are what they think they are

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I am not sure those are what they think they are

I mean, who reads the warning labels or instructions.

 

[ydahecnot]

All I knows is, I am ripping that tag off the pillow. And you topped the page with wisdom

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

.....

 

[Shi_One81]

When you’ve been pumped for your anniversary trip for weeks and then you leave, start feeling sick, have to turn around, and then yell “pull over!” and puke your guts out...worst anniversary ever. Oofta