More Random Thoughts

[Lollygirl26]

Any psychic who has bells on their door to let them know someone is there is probably not worth it.

 

[TongueLust]

This movie is scandalous. lol

 

[TongueLust]

Pay attention.

I am, you are silly.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Fact: you can’t get very far on empty.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Fact: you can’t get very far on empty.

Damm

Just damm

EOM

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Damm

Just damm

EOM

Oh, not me darlin, I’m far from empty.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Oh, not me darlin, I’m far from empty.

Oh anytime sweety

Empty or not

 

[angelofthenorth]

And the hits just keep on coming

 

[angelofthenorth]

a stroll into town will be like a day out since i never go into town

 

[Pantyboy74]

a stroll into town will be like a day out since i never go into town

Take a brolly and you can be Mary Poppins.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Take a brolly and you can be Mary Poppins.

good idea

 

[TongueLust]

Nope, wrong one.

 

[angelofthenorth]

lift out my Halloween movies

 

[Leigh81]

I think they should of called the #MeToo movement something else. Pound me too isn't the message they're trying to get out

L

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

I'm sitting here smelling the tenderloin I just pulled out of the oven, waiting for it to cool just a small amount before carving it up.

Yes, I'm a food hipster: I tend to eat things before they are cool.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I am weirdly aroused. Wtf where did that come from?

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

I am weirdly aroused. Wtf where did that come from?

Always comes when we least expect it.

...

Did not mean it like that.

 

[TongueLust]

Some people are funny when they change the story around so they don't look like a serial bullshitter. lol

 

[ydahecnot]

You love him, we get it

 

[Erlikkhan]

If I'm having sex with a woman in the forest and a tree falls will anyone hear her scream?

 

[Beachgirl22]

Shade

 

[TongueLust]

Wagon much.

 

[AlwaysFara]

What a little cunt.

 

[Demons_Run]

There's something relaxing about staying in a hotel room alone. The possibilities are endless.

 

[ydahecnot]

But was it in the British sense of the word?