More Random Thoughts

[mnbreastluver]

If humans were like cars most of us would probably have our check engine lights on.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You can't be serious?

I often wonder if people check their common sense at the door.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I miss drunk peeing indie.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Back stabbing bitches get stitches. What do our right ones get?

 

[rlaflamme]

Why is there always a jingle in my head? "Snap, crackle, pop Rice Krispies" …..

 

[standard1]

shut up, kiss me, hold me tight.

 

[TongueLust]

Must be amnesia.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Having the initials NA must be confusing when initialing documents.

 

[DarkSimian]

Flipping thru a porn movie catalog; transgender seems to be the new "it" genre in porn

 

[planetbeat_]

Why the fuck do people bother to clean up after their dogs and then throw the poo bag up a tree....what the fuck is that about?

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I think a nap is needed..

I woke up way too early today

 

[BlackCashmere]

I think a nap is needed..

I woke up way too early today

I love the AV but miss Bobby

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I love the AV but miss Bobby

I'll have to set it back sometime

Bobby Hill will do for now, Bobby Kennedy will be the next lol

 

[BlackCashmere]

I'll have to set it back sometime

Bobby Hill will do for now, Bobby Kennedy will be the next lol

...

 

[Richard_C]

My budget hates me!!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Time to eat again. I swear it is the only reason I wake up. East, bathroom, sleep. Ugh! I am not happy with this. I need it to cool down a bit so I can at least sleep outside.

 

[TheDevilsJoy]

i'm so tired, time to watch the original charmed.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Take your hat off boy
When you're talking to me

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I only use this pet name for two people and I swear none of them really deserves it. LOL

 

[mnbreastluver]

On the internet, a kid can argue with a grown ass adult and ruin the adult’s day.

 

[pleasegetmewet]

Three words? That's really all I get after all this time?

 

[rlaflamme]

When it is time to sleep the head wakes up and when it is time to think the head goes to sleep....

 

[LikeableMe]

I don’t like confusion

 

[rlaflamme]

Clear your mind they say.... Yeah, and you do that how?

 

[mnbreastluver]

In a porn video, it's completely normal for a woman to suck on a plastic penis, but super weird if a man eats out a fleshlight.