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planetbeat_
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Where is this supposed thunderstorm?
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numeniusa
Probably naked...
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Whaaaaatttt? You didn't get it? Where I am there was full on lightning, thunderclaps from the BBC's best sound effects reel, a power cut - it went on for AGES....
mnbreastluver
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Your wife can say she loves you more than your dog ever could. But Lock both in the trunk of a car and lets see who's happy to see you when you let them out.
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ShyDaniGrl
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Mmmmmm, tell me all the juicy details that turned you on.
There were just so many
jeff_is_smiling
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I made a $25,000 dollar decision today...gonna replace my 15-year old hot tub with a 14 foot swim spa tub....
Deprived_in_AZ
Call me Dee :)
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jeff_is_smiling
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Deprived_in_AZ
Call me Dee :)
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SoulAssasin247
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I can smell you scheming
mnbreastluver
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Anyone who (as a kid) ran a lemonade stand could potentially write on their resume that they owned, managed, and profited as the CEO of a small start-up business.
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AnalCreampieGiver
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I really need to get out more.. I was only outside for like.. 2 hours yesterday and I have a sunburn on my arms 
mnbreastluver
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Need clothes? Go streaking around the local park and law enforcement will provide you with some for free.
barefootgirl69
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Naked and handcuffs... hmmm, there's a nice thought.
mnbreastluver
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Oh, I never thought about the hand cuffs added as well. That is a nice thought.
mnbreastluver
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Modify your coffin with a spring mechanism so that archeologist who dig you up get a corpse surprise. Include a giant pile of dildos on your torso for extra fun.
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mnbreastluver
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If we could recreate dinosaurs like Jurassic Park, we would farm them to create the biggest steaks you've ever seen.
DarkSimian
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So I have an ant problem. Put out bait traps, to hopefully kill the little fuckers. I hear something in the kitchen. The cat is batting one of them around....
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If you're too serious, can't take a joke or play with me, we probably shouldn't be friends. I need to learn to stop these relationships before they go too far.
Many people don't know the difference between joking and serious.
Sundayschild
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If you're too serious, can't take a joke or play with me, we probably shouldn't be friends. I need to learn to stop these relationships before they go too far.
Absolutely. Too many stiffs around.
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If you're too serious, can't take a joke or play with me, we probably shouldn't be friends. I need to learn to stop these relationships before they go too far.
We should be fwends.
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She said "Friends with Benefits"; what she meant was she had a 401k and dental
