Monk bought be a dwarf hamster

[bluntforcemama]

But this is no ordinary hamster. It's neurotic. It's a Winter White Siberian Dwarf hamster. She's quite small, and she likes to bite. Does anyone have any information they would like to share (from personal experiences) about dwarf hamsters? I'm pretty sure she's a communist.

 

[penguindance]

 

[bluntforcemama]

Not scary, but I can't have pets, technically. Otherwise I'd bring my cat over. Monk was comforting me, I suppose.

 

[penguindance]

 

[modest mouse]

Get some fish. Hamsters are mean little retarded rats that bite and piss and then die.

 

[The Heretic]

Not me - for some reason I don't like such small pets; even my daughter's gerbils crawling on me gives me the willys. For me, the bigger the pet the better - unfortunately I don't have room for a pet elephant.

 

[penguindance]

 

[bluntforcemama]

http://ronandjoe.com/funfree/sillypet/pica.jpg

 

[penguindance]

 

[Byron In Exile]

But this is no ordinary hamster. It's neurotic. It's a Winter White Siberian Dwarf hamster. She's quite small, and she likes to bite. Does anyone have any information they would like to share (from personal experiences) about dwarf hamsters? I'm pretty sure she's a communist.

They're usually traumatized when they come from pet stores. After a week or so she should calm down. You should try to handle her a few times a day so she gets used to you, and don't use hand lotion, particularly those with fruit-like scents. They can make the hamster in your hand imagine it's on some sort of giant strawberry, and the only way they know of to find out is with teeth.

 

[HeavyStick]

never mind

 

[Azwed]

We used to have hampsters. Make sure their cage is secure or they will always find a way to escape. I had one that we called Houdini(sp?) because he managed to find a way out of every cage we got untill we put a small pad lock on the door.

 

[hogjack]

Tasty

Dwarf hampsters are delicious indeed. I can never find the just the right wine to go with them though.

 

[Azwed]

How have you been Myst and how has monk been?

You really need to get AIM sometimes cause I don't have MSN and trillian is bitchy on this computer.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Re: Tasty

Dwarf hampsters are delicious indeed. I can never find the just the right wine to go with them though.

Due to their mild flavor, white wines usually are best. But Syrians have more meat on 'em. You need about 15 Siberians to make a decent single serving.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Byron In Exile]

Damn it, now I can't get the image of you guys eating that icky little thing...

They don't look anything like that picture -- you get rid of the bones and fur. Actually, they look like chicken.

 

[penguindance]

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

They Are Beyond Stupid!

I Named Every Hamster I Ever Owned 'Lily', A Thing I Had And Every One Of The Little Fuckers Bit Me, I Dropped Them And They Ran Into The Furnace Grating And Plunged To Their Firey Deaths. Drop It Down The Grating Now!

 

[Star of Penumbra]

"We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!"

 

[scylis]

"GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RRAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!!"

 

[SilverVeil]

scylis I just love your new AV !!!! tres yummy !!!

 

[bluntforcemama]

"GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RRAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!!"

Only you would know that one. Well, since she is a miniature giant space hamster...




AZWED! How's my favorite crush? Monk thought about naming our hamster Houdini, too. We found the problem, though. She's so small that she could fit through the bar where the handles for the cage were. Go figure. We put twisty-ties on them, and that fixed it. We name her Red Sonya- you know, Conan the Barbarian?

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Only you would know that one. Well, since she is a miniature giant space hamster...

Boo is male.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Boo is male.

I was talking about my hamster, not yours.