Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

They're not necessarily mutually exclusive orgasms.

As John Lennon said, "Come Together."

 

[yowser]

As Vladimir Lenin said, "Dumb Together."

Socialistic crowdsourcing at its most eloquent level.

 

[Photog1rl]

I finally taught @Photog1rl how this thread works.

Stretching doesn’t need to include your mouth.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Kvetching doesn’t need to include your mouth.

Yes, some do it with their eyes or body language.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Yes, some do it with hair ties and a booby sandwich.

To keep their hair out of the resulting pearl necklace?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

To keep their heir from receiving the pearl necklace?

Yes. She can't be trusted with that family heirloom; it's going to the museum.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Yes. She can’t be trusted in that Mormon prayer room; she’s soaking with the European.

For her, it was either soaking, or the poophole loophole.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

For her, it was either choking, or the neck-rope tightrope.

Some folks really enjoy erotic asphyxia.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Some loafs early honey recto dyslexia.

Ugh! For dyslexics, a spellchecker can be their worst enema.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ahh! For sorceresses, a spell-checker can be their best assistant.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul...
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Basically just a period piece rip-off of Jaws. Did you write it for Gay Male?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Basically just a period. I ripped off a piece of Ma's cloth. Did y'all wear it for Gay Talese?

(Sorry about the last post; it's been a hectic day.)

Well, I didn't want to end up with an embarrassing stain at the book signing.

 

[yowser]

(Sorry about the last post; it's been a hectic day.)

Well, I didn't want to end up with an embarrassing strain at the cock signing.

Overexertion, especially in public, clearly requires plenty of rest.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oversexting, especially when pubic, clearly requires subtle text.

Yes, you never know who may be watching over your shoulder/

 

[Rustyoznail]

Yes, you should always know who may be getting bolder.

It's a risk to deal with in a noob swingers party.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's a risk to peel at a noob swingers party.

For sure! You might start a stampede!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

You’re sore? Yoni Massage is guaranteed!

If you touch my junk, I’ll have you arrested!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If you touch my hunk, I’ll have you arrested!

Don't worry, gal; I don't swing that way.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Don't hurry, gal; it won't sting that way.

Ah, Tio, you're a sodomiser and a gentleman.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Mi Dios! You're an oro miser and no gentleman.

Si, Señorita. Gentlemen prefer bonds.

 

[WrongFrog]

Licensed, bonded, and insured? What kind of sex swing are you building?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Licentious, bound, and injured? What kind of sex thing are you playing?

(Check how the game is played, WrongFrog.)

This is serious S & M, fella!

 

[WrongFrog]

(Check how the game is played, WrongFrog.)

This is serious S & M, fella!

(It lost my quote, still trying to figure out the app version compared to the old PC version)

This is serious AMC drama!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I'm his sensuous ABDL mama!

Disposables or cloth?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Diplomacy or wrath?

Speak softly and carry a big stick.