Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[CharleneBarr]

Yep. Like the rest of us...
This ole whore is getting shaky
This ole whore is getting old

They pay extra though for the shaking.

 

[yowser]

They pay extra though for the faking.

Simulated orgasms ought to be outlawed.

 

[goldytheGoldfish]

Replicated outlaws fought to have orgasms.

They sure did.

 

[FantasySharer1]

They sucked dicks.

True but I think orgasms can be had with more than just dick sucking. Other sensual acts were legalized too.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

True, but I think organs can be played with more than just digit plucking. Other sensible acts were legalized too.

I thought we were talking musical history.

 

[yowser]

I thought we were talking Magical Mystery.

Over half a century later and the wonder band is still a topic.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Over half a century later and the warmer land is still the tropics.

Are you denying the reality of climate change?

 

[CharleneBarr]

Are you denying the reality of a climax range?

I'll need more examples before coming to a conclusive answer.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'll need more exes to sample before coming to a coital answer.

But what's your hypothesis?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Buttocks wore prosthetics?

Yes, gluteal augmentation is becoming quite common.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, gluteal alimentation is unbecoming, but common.

Are you talking rump roast or some perverted fetish?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Are you chasing womp rats or some preserved fish?

Indeed, it’s hard to bullseye red herrings in a T-16.

 

[yowser]

Indeed, it’s hard to bullseye her bearings in an under 16.

Really depends on her consent, and how much older you are.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Reality depends on the context, and how much bolder you are.

Are you pushing "alternative facts" again?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Are you pushing "alternative vags" again?

Of course! It's all about equality. Women have a range of different dildo styles to choose from, so why can't men have something similar.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Of course! It's all about quality. Women have a range of different styles to choose from so men can have something that's the best.

One man's favourite position is another man's anathema!

 

[Rustyoznail]

One man's favourite pencil holder is another man's urethra!

Is that where the saying "It'll put lead in your pencil" comes from?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Is that where the saying "it'll put tread in your dental" comes from?

I think you mean “it’s like a kick in the teeth.”

 

[yowser]

I think you mean “it’s like a prick in the teeth.”

Ouch!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Touch!

Great concept! Hands-on exhibitionism!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Geriatric onset! Hard-on pessimism!

You know, there’s a pill you can take for that.

 

[yowser]

You know, there’s a shill you can make for that.

Respond with the code MANMEAT by midnight tonight and you'll have an organ Bach would envy.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Come down to the Odd Maneater at midnight tonight and you'll have your organ buccally enjoyed.

I'm not sure I'd trust that gloryhole.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I'm not sure I'd trust that oriole.

Are you talking about a bird or a baseball player?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Are you drooling over a bird or a baseball player?

They're not necessarily mutually exclusive options.