"Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match."

[nasty]

Today I talked to a co-worker who claims to be a good matchmaker. She's going to talk to a girl that called me "Handsome" a week ago. She's going to see if she likes me, or if she was just being polite. Who knows, if she does, I may not be a virgin by this time next year. Maybe sooner. I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!!!!!!! For a while, I thought I'd stay a virgin FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PacificBlue]

Not to squash your dreams of a "un-virgin" life but wouldn't it be better to focus on just having someone special in your life rather than if they are going to do the deed with you? That's a whole lot of pressure on someone right off the bat. It makes this woman seem like a piece of meat rather than someone that could bring joy and happiness to your life.

Maybe I'm missing your point entirely

 

[nasty]

I was just being weird. Sex in a relationship is a bonus. Your SO RIGHT!!!!!! My point is, now that I MAY be getting a gf, my chances are better. It SERIOUSLY the 1st thing on my mind.

 

[Never]

Focus on the important thing: losing your virginity.

 

[nasty]

isn't the 1st thing

 

[Mischka]

Good luck with the matchmaking, but don't pin your world on it. Desperation turns women off faster than Sherpa length back hair. A date comes first, then perhaps another one, then...maybe... a relationship. Sex figures into the long run picture here, especially for a newbie.

(But it's still fun to dream. )

 

[pabloback]

if you tell her about your fetish you will be a virgin forever
believe it or not members of the opposite sex have feelings too.
they are not there just to be used as personal trophies or playthings . until more people in the world are educated in this way , it will be left to sad lonely virgins to have fantasies about their bodily functions , never to sample the delights of practising the process of procreation

 

[nasty]

I don't plan on telling her my fetish."Crazy, not stupid." Unless, she has wild fetishes, too.

 

[Never]

Remember, she not ment for you unless she's willing to let you get to home on the first date.. home or at least second base.

 

[nasty]

Good tip.

 

[Never]

As a fellow virgin I *know* these things.

 

[nasty]

Fellow virgin, HMMMM!!!!!!! No, stop it*wrestling with hand* Don't go their.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[nasty]

That was part of the point to the thread.hehehehehe

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Svedish Chef is an amazing matchmaker, nasty. Why don't you ask him.

My ass Lavy, If I was a succesful matchmaker I'd be attached