Marriage!

[Scareltt]

Everyone loves The Princess Bride…

One of the things that never seems to get discussed is… the princess always gets fucked…

 

[call_me_sarge]

I'm thinking out loud...

With there being so many unhappy marriages and sexless marriages especially I was wondering what your perception is of that?

My thoughts are that if you can't be bothered to show me everyday affection, spoil me every few months or even just once a year on my birthday or our anniversary, if you can't take time away from your busy schedule to talk to me or put your phone down for 2 minutes to ask me how my day was how dare you expect me to open my thighs and make all the right noises in bed at night.
It's about the whole package isn't it?
Now I'm not attacking men. Noo.... This can really come from either spouse male or female.
You can't expect that sexual chemistry full stop... If you're neglecting other aspects of your relationship.
Just mh thoughts... I'd love to hear what others think.

Marriage is about teamwork and helping the other. Everything should be shared between the two, taking time to listen and hear what is being said. And being able to say I’m sorry. Put the pride away, and focus on each other. Then you can start to enjoy things together, open up, explore and have fun.

 

[oggbashan]

Next month we celebrate 50 years of marriage.

Our secret? We treat each other as people, friendly people who can have off moments/days without affecting the basic relationship.

 

[hobbit.]

Marriage is about teamwork and helping the other. Everything should be shared between the two, taking time to listen and hear what is being said. And being able to say I’m sorry. Put the pride away, and focus on each other. Then you can start to enjoy things together, open up, explore and have fun.

Bollocks. its about at least having the warfare out in the open, mutually assured destruction is a great leveller.

 

[oggbashan]

Bollocks. its about at least having the warfare out in the open, mutually assured destruction is a great leveller.

Being able to argue and to disagree without enduring rancour helps.

 

[hobbit.]

Being able to argue and to disagree without enduring rancour helps.

I find it encourages future 'misunderstanding' better to clear things up from the outset of any potential uprisings. I had to point out to mine recently that -
A) i have a certificate for her, given to me by a man of the cloth, which is a legal document.

B) that she elected to not have 'Obey' in her declaration so i am now electing to void the 'in sickness' part - subject of course to her negotiation should she foolishly elect to attempt such folly.

 

[Ravenloft]

Mawage!

 

[Ravenloft]

That was hilarious , are you watching college ball today booger

What’s your fight song.

Do you think men make better cheerleaders then skirts ?

Fucker! You beat me to it!

 

[jaF0]

Fucker! You beat me to it!

Six fucking MONTHS ago.

 

[oggbashan]

I find it encourages future 'misunderstanding' better to clear things up from the outset of any potential uprisings. I had to point out to mine recently that -
A) i have a certificate for her, given to me by a man of the cloth, which is a legal document.

B) that she elected to not have 'Obey' in her declaration so i am now electing to void the 'in sickness' part - subject of course to her negotiation should she foolishly elect to attempt such folly.

My wife has no illnesses whatever. I am making up for her absence of illness but she doesn't have to do much for my illnesses except drive me to and from hospitals. As from yesterday after three years of not driving, I can now drive myself unless the treatment recommends not driving afterwards..

 

[Naughtygirl201]

I find it encourages future 'misunderstanding' better to clear things up from the outset of any potential uprisings. I had to point out to mine recently that -
A) i have a certificate for her, given to me by a man of the cloth, which is a legal document.

B) that she elected to not have 'Obey' in her declaration so i am now electing to void the 'in sickness' part - subject of course to her negotiation should she foolishly elect to attempt such folly.

Sounds like breach of contract on your part.

 

[hobbit.]

My wife has no illnesses whatever. I am making up for her absence of illness but she doesn't have to do much for my illnesses except drive me to and from hospitals. As from yesterday after three years of not driving, I can now drive myself unless the treatment recommends not driving afterwards..

great news.

mine dabbles with illnesses like a sodding panini sticker book. it provides a useful bargaining tool, similar to a hostage situation.

 

[oggbashan]

In a UK newspaper this week they did a survey. It seemed to suggest that the more lavish the wedding, the lower chance of the marriage surviving as long as ten years...

 

[hobbit.]

Sounds like breach of contract on your part.

who gives a shit? the option to withdraw from it is always open.

 

[Ravenloft]

Six fucking MONTHS ago.

Like I cruise the fucking Gen board much. I'm too busy writing gold over in the SRP!

Here! Maybe this will shut you up!

True Story!

 

[jaF0]

Like I cruise the fucking Gen board much. I'm too busy writing gold over in the SRP!

Here! Maybe this will shut you up!

Dude, the fucking GeeBee is the beating heart of Lit.

And fuck the 'Tube.

 

[Ravenloft]

Dude, the fucking GeeBee is the beating heart of Lit.

And fuck the 'Tube.

If you say so, should have seen it 20 years ago, when it had class.

Don't fuck the 'tube, that would hurt a lot, so I hear.

 

[Naughtygirl201]

who gives a shit? the option to withdraw from it is always open.

Oh sure. Just pointing out that the logic of your argument is shit.

 

[Naughtygirl201]

Next month we celebrate 50 years of marriage.

Our secret? We treat each other as people, friendly people who can have off moments/days without affecting the basic relationship.

Congratulations!

 

[jaF0]

If you say so, should have seen it 20 years ago, when it had class.

Now it's all class ....


.... without the cl.

 

[Ravenloft]

Now it's all class ....


.... without the cl.

I see what you did there.
Sick burn, yo.
Respect!

 

[patient1]

If you say so, should have seen it 20 years ago, when it had class.

Don't fuck the 'tube, that would hurt a lot, so I hear.

Good to see you again!

 

[Ravenloft]

Good to see you again!

Oh shit! I've been recognized!

*Hides behind the lawn gnome.*

Shit...

How's Cheyenne doing?

*Shouts out into the void*

Any of you other old fuckers out there, hiding?

Killermuffin?

Renegade?

Beaker?

Svedish chef?

Anyone I'm forgetting?

 

[Mb0754mm]

I'm thinking out loud...

With there being so many unhappy marriages and sexless marriages especially I was wondering what your perception is of that?

My thoughts are that if you can't be bothered to show me everyday affection, spoil me every few months or even just once a year on my birthday or our anniversary, if you can't take time away from your busy schedule to talk to me or put your phone down for 2 minutes to ask me how my day was how dare you expect me to open my thighs and make all the right noises in bed at night.
It's about the whole package isn't it?
Now I'm not attacking men. Noo.... This can really come from either spouse male or female.
You can't expect that sexual chemistry full stop... If you're neglecting other aspects of your relationship.
Just mh thoughts... I'd love to hear what others think.

A list close to my heart. Married 38 years now. And slowly going to the sex less stage.
we started out so hot too.. the good old days. Sex at least once a day.
then the children came. She was tired, I was begging..
then came the annoyance of being turned down because I didn’t approach it the right way.
i filled in the gals with masterbation, lots of masterbation. Ha
in this time we lost a son to cancer at 17.. I feel like I lost a lot of her then too.
after that we rarely fucked.. quickly here and there.
she was and still is very fragile.. that death of our son really affected her..
not saying I wasn’t deeply affected too. but could never leave her.
we passed menopause and things got worse.. she’s dry and it hurts..
im frustrated and resent her.. so there is marriage in a nut shell..

 

[drobert44]

A list close to my heart. Married 38 years now. And slowly going to the sex less stage.
we started out so hot too.. the good old days. Sex at least once a day.
then the children came. She was tired, I was begging..
then came the annoyance of being turned down because I didn’t approach it the right way.
i filled in the gals with masterbation, lots of masterbation. Ha
in this time we lost a son to cancer at 17.. I feel like I lost a lot of her then too.
after that we rarely fucked.. quickly here and there.
she was and still is very fragile.. that death of our son really affected her..
not saying I wasn’t deeply affected too. but could never leave her.
we passed menopause and things got worse.. she’s dry and it hurts..
im frustrated and resent her.. so there is marriage in a nut shell..

U got it, Run.........need affection during the day, doing little things, chatting up during a movie, helping fix supper.........not fucking much at 77, but it's great.