making hockey butter

[Bert Notorius]

20 gal cream
10 cup salt
(6) ground up averaged sized white guys

churn until blended

 

[Bert Notorius]

shit

that's way too much salt.

adjust for personal taste.

 

[Bert Notorius]

canada makes the best hockey butter.

some attribute it to the low levels of melanin.

 

[Bert Notorius]

and french speaking cows

 

[Bert Notorius]

hockey butter only comes in sticks.

 

[eyer]

...and in pucks instead of pats.

 

[Bert Notorius]

...and in pucks instead of pats.

shouldn't you be accusing me of being an alt?

 

[eyer]

shouldn't you be accusing me of being an alt?

You're too uniquely pucked up to be an alt...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

ALT, ALT, ALT... *shakeshead*, only LIT members use that word instead of 'Alias'

 

[Bert Notorius]

unlike beluga, russian hockey butter is not a rare delicacy enjoyed by the elite.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol @ this thread..

 

[killallhippies]

see what i mean?