Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Pony Play

[Trekka]

So there’s been some discussion lately, behind closed stable doors, about pony play and how it’s pretty much the most fascinating kink that exists on planet earth. And then I thought about the fact that some horses, unbeknownst to us, may impersonate people when they do their horsey-zontal mambo.

As I grew befuddled with confusion at this latter scenario, I wondered, what is this pony play really all about?

So what say ye, people of Lit? Any of you wonder if Kim Kardashian ever bridles up?

Would you be surprised if you learned a friend or coworker was into pony play?

Would you judge a horse who was into people play?

My guesses are Ronald Reagan, Luis from Sesame Street, and possibly the entire 2003 Yankees lineup have sported sexy saddlebags in the past.

I need to understand this.

Let’s discuss…

 

[JerseyJade]

I'll probably regret asking this... but what is pony play?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I think I’m beyond being being surprised by anyone’s kinks.

I have so many questions! Does pony play require a bridle and noises? Or just a tail? Is the crop like spanking? Is it a lifestyle?

 

[Trekka]

I'll probably regret asking this... but what is pony play?

Ask @Dribble it’s his fave

 

[SassySheDevil]

So there’s been some discussion lately, behind closed stable doors, about pony play and how it’s pretty much the most fascinating kink that exists on planet earth. And then I thought about the fact that some horses, unbeknownst to us, may impersonate people when they do their horsey-zontal mambo.

As I grew befuddled with confusion at this latter scenario, I wondered, what is this pony play really all about?

So what say ye, people of Lit? Any of you wonder if Kim Kardashian ever bridles up?

Would you be surprised if you learned a friend or coworker was into pony play?

Would you judge a horse who was into people play?

My guesses are Ronald Reagan, Luis from Sesame Street, and possibly the entire 2003 Yankees lineup have sported sexy saddlebags in the past.

I need to understand this.

Let’s discuss…

I would probably look a little sideways at my horse if she was into people play.

 

[default24]

I would probably look a little sideways at my horse if she was into people play.

That's good because you never look them in the mouth or something like that

 

[Trekka]

I would probably look a little sideways at my horse if she was into people play.

Maybe she just wears the people ears tho?

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Cool. I, uh, I'll be in the BJ thread.

 

[ydahecnot]

What is Pmann doing in the thread title?

 

[SassySheDevil]

That's good because you never look them in the mouth or something like that

Well, if you decide to have a discussion with your horse about people play. Yes. I recommend staying away from their mouth, and their back legs. They are liable to kick your silly ass.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Cool. I, uh, I'll be in the BJ thread.

I have the steak!!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I have the steak!!

Is that a horse meat joke? Or a horse meat joke?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Maybe she just wears the people ears tho?

hmmm I wonder if they have those on Amazon. Her birthday is this month.

 

[Trekka]

Cool. I, uh, I'll be in the BJ thread.

Cmon man.
No kink shaming.
This is a safe space.

Well, if you decide to have a discussion with your horse about people play. Yes. I recommend staying away from their mouth, and their back legs. They are liable to kick your silly ass.

I do have a helluva mouth. And a mean back kick.

I think that’s why it’s generally smart, like Sassy recommends, to have these conversations up front.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Is that a horse meat joke? Or a horse meat joke?

lol Thankfully I have a girl (mare) so she lacks certain kind of meat.

But it is steak and blow job day

 

[SassySheDevil]

Cmon man.
No kink shaming.
This is a safe space.



I do have a helluva mouth. And a mean back kick.

I think that’s why it’s generally smart, like Sassy recommends, to have these conversations up front.

I am suddenly picturing you having this discussion with my horse.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Cmon man.
No kink shaming.
This is a safe space.

Zero shaming here. Eh fuck it. Put a saddle on me and call me Mr. Ed.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Zero shaming here. Eh fuck it. Put a saddle on me and call me Mr. Ed.

That was such a great show!!

 

[Trekka]

Zero shaming here. Eh fuck it. Put a saddle on me and call me Mr. Ed.

Right?
Like after you think about it for a minute…
It kinda starts to sound fun, admit it!
Tell me I’m wrong!



I like the whole horse-drawn-carriage angle…

Also am wondering if unicorn play is a subsector of pony play or… ?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I have a unicorn butt plug. It did not come with a strap on horn.

 

[jason28053]

I have a unicorn butt plug. It did not come with a strap on horn.

you sure you get that right ?

 

[default24]

I have a unicorn butt plug. It did not come with a strap on horn.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

That was such a great show!!

Nick at Nite was my jam back in my younger years.

I have a unicorn butt plug. It did not come with a strap on horn.

A unicorn buttplug! No idea what that is but I kinda want one.

Right?
Like after you think about it for a minute…
It kinda starts to sound fun, admit it!
Tell me I’m wrong!



I like the whole horse-drawn-carriage angle…

Also am wondering if unicorn play is a subsector of pony play or… ?

I feel like it would be fun for about 10 minutes then I'd be like "This saddle is chaffing me. Can we do actual fun stuff now?" Lol

 

[Trekka]

you sure you get that right ?

Dude she said she’s sure, okay?

 

[jason28053]

Dude she said she’s sure, okay?

Dude, I know and she knows I know, okay?