Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[Lord Pmann]

Okay… so I was thinking about blowjobs and how they’re pretty much the best thing that exists on planet earth. And then I thought about the fact that some people are more likely to get fucked by Bigfoot than get a blowjob. But then there are some people, like rockstars, celebrities and athletes, who can’t turn around without their dick ending up in someone’s mouth.

As I grew chartreuse with envy at this latter scenario, I wondered, who has received the most blowjobs in all of history?

So what say ye, people of Lit? Who do you think has received more mouth hugs than anyone else?

My early guesses were Genghis Khan, Jack Nicholson, Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger.

I need this for a research project. I’m trying to catch up to the leader. Just gotta get that first one…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ron Jeremy

 

[SassySheDevil]

Gene Simmons? Man has admitted to a million sex partners.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Wilt Chamberlain is surely somewhere on this list.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Gene Simmons? Man has admitted to a million sex partners.

Literally a million? Sometimes when I hear the numbers these people quote, I feel like they must be so full of shit.

I mean, let’s say you fuck a new person EVERY day for ten years. That’s 3,650 people. Now, I realize that some days you can get lucky and double up, but that also means no rest days.

I’m also guessing rockstars have the most access to blowjobs, just given the logistics. They also have the advantage of a new location every night.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Literally a million? Sometimes when I hear the numbers these people quote, I feel like they must be so full of shit.

I mean, let’s say you fuck a new person EVERY day for ten years. That’s 3,650 people. Now, I realize that some days you can get lucky and double up, but that also means no rest days.

I’m also guessing rockstars have the most access to blowjobs, just given the logistics. They also have the advantage of a new location every night.

He admits to between 4800-5000 I think last I heard.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Literally a million? Sometimes when I hear the numbers these people quote, I feel like they must be so full of shit.

I mean, let’s say you fuck a new person EVERY day for ten years. That’s 3,650 people. Now, I realize that some days you can get lucky and double up, but that also means no rest days.

I’m also guessing rockstars have the most access to blowjobs, just given the logistics. They also have the advantage of a new location every night.

I agree. Rockstars probably get the most blowies but 1 million is a stretch

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Ron Jeremy

 

[Lord Pmann]

He admits to between 4800-5000 I think last I heard.

That makes sense. I can believe that. I mean, the dude has been playing huge shows for 40 years.

His dick has to look like a pine tree, though.

I agree. Rockstars probably get the most blowies but 1 million is a stretch

They have the most blowie appeal.

 

[SassySheDevil]

My thoughts too. Yuck. Just yuck. Not even with a paper bag over his head.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My thoughts too. Yuck. Just yuck. Not even with a paper bag over his head.

He is super charming, I suppose? I don’t know. His hair is half Brillo Pad. But I don’t have any hair, so what can I say.

And KISS is just crappy music to me. I’d be happier if I could believe it was The Eagles or James Taylor. But no, probably some guy who dresses like a clown.

 

[SassySheDevil]

He is super charming, I suppose? I don’t know. His hair is half Brillo Pad. But I don’t have any hair, so what can I say.

And KISS is just crappy music to me. I’d be happier if I could believe it was The Eagles or James Taylor. But no, probably some guy who dresses like a clown.

Oh, I'd do Gene Simmons a million times before Ron Jeremy.

 

[alwaysaway]

Okay… so I was thinking about blowjobs and how they’re pretty much the best thing that exists on planet earth. And then I thought about the fact that some people are more likely to get fucked by Bigfoot than get a blowjob. But then there are some people, like rockstars, celebrities and athletes, who can’t turn around without their dick ending up in someone’s mouth.

As I grew chartreuse with envy at this latter scenario, I wondered, who has received the most blowjobs in all of history?

So what say ye, people of Lit? Who do you think has received more mouth hugs than anyone else?

My early guesses were Genghis Khan, Jack Nicholson, Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger.

I need this for a research project. I’m trying to catch up to the leader. Just gotta get that first one…

Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler were/are blowing each other, and according to science and my strong skills in mathematics, they cancel each other out.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler were/are blowing each other, and according to science and my strong skills in mathematics, they cancel each other out.

Is this true? Not your math and science skills, because those are like that if an American possum.

But did they really blow each other? While it’s terrifying to imagine skeletor blowing the grim reaper, this is fascinating news.

 

[jason28053]

I love the women who love giving them

 

[ToPleaseHim]

My thoughts too. Yuck. Just yuck. Not even with a paper bag over his head.

He’s hideous to look at, but also a rapist.

 

[Lord Pmann]

He’s hideous to look at, but also a rapist.

He’s a pretty disgusting person in general. I saw we take away all his blowjobs.

And to be fair, I don’t think we should count porn stars in the blowjob count. I mean, it’s literally their job. Like, if you ask who has seen and fingered the most pussy on the planet, it’s obviously some still practicing 90 year old OBGYN with cold, dry fingers. Oh what stories Dr. Arthur Clyde could tell.

 

[alwaysaway]

Is this true? Not your math and science skills, because those are like that if an American possum.

But did they really blow each other? While it’s terrifying to imagine skeletor blowing the grim reaper, this is fascinating news.

May that be the only comparison I ever have to an American possum. Those things are fugly.

Look, I’m not positive. Mick Jagger did allegedly take a dip in David Bowie. So I guess it’s not entirely unlikely he had a wee poke at Tyler’s mouth.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I do not understand how Ron Jeremy rose to fame.

And where's JJ? She's out resident BJ expert. We all know it sure as shit ain't me

 

[Lord Pmann]

May that be the only comparison I ever have to an American possum. Those things are fugly.

Look, I’m not positive. Mick Jagger did allegedly take a dip in David Bowie. So I guess it’s not entirely unlikely he had a wee poke at Tyler’s mouth.

I think that’s a reasonable assumption. That has to be the nastiest scene in the world. Like a bunch of skeletons sucking each other off.

I do not understand how Ron Jeremy rose to fame.

And where's JJ? She's out resident BJ expert. We all know it sure as shit ain't me

@JerseyJade - We need our resident blowologist here. Who do you think has the most blowjobs ever?

 

[JerseyJade]

@JerseyJade - We need our resident blowologist here. Who do you think has the most blowjobs ever?

Lmao!

Um... I have no clue.. and I have no idea who Ron Jeremy is... but I would give Shemar Moore as many blowjobs as he wanted and whenever he wanted. That I do know.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have no idea who Ron Jeremy is.

I envy your eyeballs

 

[Lord Pmann]

Lmao!

Um... I have no clue.. and I have no idea who Ron Jeremy is... but I would give Shemar Moore as many blowjobs as he wanted and whenever he wanted. That I do know.

This is interesting to me. I thought everyone knew who Ron Jeremy is. He’s probably the most prolific porn star of all time. Imagine if Wario really let himself go, but had a SUPER big dick and sexually assaulted girls in his spare time… that’s Ron Jeremy.

 

[MedicalMuse]

This is interesting to me. I thought everyone knew who Ron Jeremy is. He’s probably the most prolific porn star of all time. Imagine if Wario really let himself go, but had a SUPER big dick and sexually assaulted girls in his spare time… that’s Ron Jeremy.

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His stache looks like badly glued on pubes.

 

[Mr_Soup]

I do not understand how Ron Jeremy rose to fame.

Supposedly, he is able to ejaculate almost on command. Within a 10 second window allegedly. So filmmakers would go with him because his ability meant less reshoots. Reshoots has double meaning here.