Lord Pmann wants to discuss Boy Meets World and Porn

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Alright, this is a bit of a weird thread title. But this show was very important to my childhood. One, the show was amazing. And two, I adored Topanga to my little preteen heart’s full capacity. Third, the show was just quite funny (at least early on).

However, none of that means anything because the news I have for you is much more important than some sappy pteen story… there is something very important that I found out this weekend. This thread will mostly be for the guys, because I think you girls will just roll your eyes. But the red headed girl, Rachel, is now a porn star. Maitland Ward is her name. She’s taking lots of penises in her and loving it. Living her best life.

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She seems REALLY cool now. I mean, she seemed cool before, but even better now.

But this got me thinking, if you could see some childhood heartthrob who took the high road and went into porn, who would it be? These people are often very important to us when we are younger and we want nothing more than to see them naked.

I suspect this would be age and location dependent. For instance, @JerseyJade is probably gonna be big on Pauly D. @QuietCanadian might want to see Avril Lavigne doing the deed with her Nickelback hubby. @hotwords229_A may be interested in seeing Jennifer Connelly nude (try Requiem for a Dream). @Mr_bogey might want to see Martha Washington.
 
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I suspect this would be age and location dependent. For instance, @JerseyJade is probably gonna be big on Pauly D.
Nope, he does nothing for me. But this dude....
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I would so have his baby. :heart::D
 
Alright, this is a bit of a weird thread title. But this show was very important to my childhood. One, the show was amazing. And two, I adored Topanga to my little preteen heart’s full capacity. Third, the show was just quite funny (at least early on).

However, none of that means anything because the news I have for you is much more important than some sappy pteen story… there is something very important that I found out this weekend. This thread will mostly be for the guys, because I think you girls will just roll your eyes. But the red headed girl, Rachel, is now a porn star. Maitland Ward is her name. She’s taking lots of penises in her and loving it. Living her best life.

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So she fulfilled your preteen fantasy. That's cool.
 
Jennifer Connelly has been nude lots of times. Not porn, but still mind blowing!

I happened to fall in love with Julie McCollugh and shortly after found out she was in Playboy!
The fact that she looked very much like a girl in school that I had a crush on was almost more than I could take.

My penis still hasn’t fully recovered from that experience.
 
Nope, he does nothing for me. But this dude....
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I would so have his baby. :heart::D

I don’t think you can get pregnant the way you like to do it.


Jennifer Connelly has been nude lots of times. Not porn, but still mind blowing!

I happened to fall in love with Julie McCollugh and shortly after found out she was in Playboy!
The fact that she looked very much like a girl in school that I had a crush on was almost more than I could take.

My penis still hasn’t fully recovered from that experience.

Oh… Julie. Yes. I remember her from Growing Pains. She was a looker, for sure. Between her and Joanna Kerns, that show was basically a porno.
 
I was in to older dudes like Uncle Jessie from Full House.
And I had a huge crush on Jason Bateman when he was on The Hogan Family. But I cant picture either of them doing porn.
 
Martha Washington 🤣
Cracking the fuck up

I’m sure bogey had a laugh, too. That’ll teach him to start a thread calling me Mo Bandy!

I was in to older dudes like Uncle Jessie from Full House.
And I had a huge crush on Jason Bateman when he was on The Hogan Family. But I cant picture either of them doing porn.

You need more imagination, then. Imagine Jason Bateman in his Teen Wolf outfit. And I’m pretty sure that handsome bastard John Stamos has made himself a porn tape or two.
 
I’m sure bogey had a laugh, too. That’ll teach him to start a thread calling me Mo Bandy!



You need more imagination, then. Imagine Jason Bateman in his Teen Wolf outfit. And I’m pretty sure that handsome bastard John Stamos has made himself a porn tape or two.
I forgot about teen wolf!!!!!!! Game changer.
 
I have no idea how I missed this thread, other than the @Lord Pmann threads all seem to run together.
Boy meets world seems to have been a go to for a lot of people.

I, myself, was a Dawson's Creek watcher and Josh Jackson could have done just about anything with me. And then on the completely other end of the spectrum, Buffy was full of dude porn. Sigh. The days of stupid angsty TV and not DIY shows. Its stupid getting old.
 
The FIRST season of Buffy ...maybe a bit of the second. They were more campy and fun. Then it got dark.

Also Charmed. I mean .... damn, a house full of hot witches.
 
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