Looking to edit

[Sinful_whispers]

Omg where are you finding some of this stuff

LOL..umm..when I roam about late at night to sites here and there ..I find all kinda 'stuff'. When I saw that it was one of those things that I had to share.

Lord baby the first one is half the men i know

Mmhmm, ditto there babes..-chuckles-My one friend he goes into this heavy flamboyant stage drives me up the wall..I wanna bitch slap him. But, he likes my breasts so how can i stay mad at him?

okay..-clears my throat as she sings a little diddy for her lovely Roze- (erm, won't tell ya what was in my throat that I needed to clear it..) and NO, my name isn't Michelle Monahan and had to have 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of my stomach....-chuckles-

hmm..nuttier than a fruit bat huh? it's showing!!

-sings-

Far away, I feel your beating heart
All alone, beneath the crystal stars
Staring into space, what a lonely face
I'll try to find my place with you

What a beautiful smile
Can I stay for awhile?
On this beautiful night
We'll make everything right
My beautiful love, my beautiful Roze

Larger than the moon, my love for you
Worlds collide as heaven pulls us through
The secret of the world is written in the stars
I'm carrying your heart in mine

What a beautiful smile
Can I stay for awhile?
On this beautiful night
We'll make everything right
My beautiful love, my beautiful Roze ​

 

[Sinful_whispers]

OH! Before My tired draggin' ass forgets, I did send you part 02 via email. I was having problems with my email recently. So hopefully you got both.

Thank you

 

[rozezwild]

LOL..umm..when I roam about late at night to sites here and there ..I find all kinda 'stuff'. When I saw that it was one of those things that I had to share.



Mmhmm, ditto there babes..-chuckles-My one friend he goes into this heavy flamboyant stage drives me up the wall..I wanna bitch slap him. But, he likes my breasts so how can i stay mad at him?

okay..-clears my throat as she sings a little diddy for her lovely Roze- (erm, won't tell ya what was in my throat that I needed to clear it..) and NO, my name isn't Michelle Monahan and had to have 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of my stomach....-chuckles-

hmm..nuttier than a fruit bat huh? it's showing!!

-sings-

Far away, I feel your beating heart
All alone, beneath the crystal stars
Staring into space, what a lonely face
I'll try to find my place with you

What a beautiful smile
Can I stay for awhile?
On this beautiful night
We'll make everything right
My beautiful love, my beautiful Roze

Larger than the moon, my love for you
Worlds collide as heaven pulls us through
The secret of the world is written in the stars
I'm carrying your heart in mine

What a beautiful smile
Can I stay for awhile?
On this beautiful night
We'll make everything right
My beautiful love, my beautiful Roze ​

Wheres the klenex???


Oh man you wanna hear a good one???Gay bar night -- drag show -- comparing titties with the drag queens -- one reached down into my shirt and adjusted my tits and said ---- there now they are perfect--- can you say red face???

 

[rozezwild]

OH! Before My tired draggin' ass forgets, I did send you part 02 via email. I was having problems with my email recently. So hopefully you got both.

Thank you

Got'em and is trying to decide if i wanna edit or i need a niece fix???

And damn i love you -- you buttering me up cause there are lots of boo-boos??

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Wheres the klenex???


Oh man you wanna hear a good one???Gay bar night -- drag show -- comparing titties with the drag queens -- one reached down into my shirt and adjusted my tits and said ---- there now they are perfect--- can you say red face???

-laughs and tosses her a box of puffs with aloe- hey, never know what's gonna come from me..not always nutty ..I do pull things from my ass now and then on a serious note..-shudders- mmhm, i'd run for the hills when I do that to, but haven't figured out how to escape myself.

I love hanging with the Queenz! When I worked as a bigwig for for Giant foods, i used to need to go open stores, helping with grand opening getting the stores set up ect ect. We used to love going out to the drag clubs at nite relaxing and jest having fun. Those shows were awesum. I had a 'married' male couple that had a wild gay bar and would hold drag nite..it was so much fun.

I can't see you getting red faced, I can hear you yelling for more!
OH! So i need to grow a pecker and keep my boobs to feel ya up now? Dress in full drag garb with big hair and fake lashes with lotsa makeup and a big puch up bra to show my titties spilling out and stuff?

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Got'em and is trying to decide if i wanna edit or i need a niece fix???

And damn i love you -- you buttering me up cause there are lots of boo-boos??

Your ass better go get a niece fix..or i'll be upset! I have a few days till Momma's Day yet..-shrugs-

Ummm..I dunno how many boo-boos will be in this one honestly. I did write it while i was up all night with insomnia and watching the t-storms..so...your guess is as good as mine. AND!!!, I'd never butter ya up cus of that..only for cheap sex!

Okies..gotta go hunt for tonights funny!

 

[Sinful_whispers]

okies...-does the whole drumroll thingy-

Tonights funnies are.....

A guy about 25 yrs old from Alabama got married. His new wife and him then went on the honeymoon. When he came back his dad asked him how the honeymoon was. The son then said "I divorced the bitch!" His father then asked why he had done so soon after they got married. The son replied, "I divorced her because she was a virgin!" The dad then said, "Well if she ain't good enough for her own family then she sure as hell ain't good enough for mine!"

"I've puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me." The other drunk says "do what I dompal. Explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. Put a ten spot in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was sorry and gave you ten dollars to have your clothes cleaned." "Sounds like a great idea" says drunk number 1. When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at him about his clothes and how disgusting he is. The drunk starts spinning the lie and says "Look for yourself, there's ten bucks in my shirt pocket." His wife looks in the pocket and finds a twenty dollar bill. "Wait a minute, I thought you said the guy only gave you ten bucks for puking on you?" "He did," says the drunk. "But he shit in my pants too." (LOL..this one made me chuckle)


A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off.
The egg mutters to no one in particular,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"


Nite nite (for now)

 

[rozezwild]

-laughs and tosses her a box of puffs with aloe- hey, never know what's gonna come from me..not always nutty ..I do pull things from my ass now and then on a serious note..-shudders- mmhm, i'd run for the hills when I do that to, but haven't figured out how to escape myself.

I love hanging with the Queenz! When I worked as a bigwig for for Giant foods, i used to need to go open stores, helping with grand opening getting the stores set up ect ect. We used to love going out to the drag clubs at nite relaxing and jest having fun. Those shows were awesum. I had a 'married' male couple that had a wild gay bar and would hold drag nite..it was so much fun.

I can't see you getting red faced, I can hear you yelling for more!
OH! So i need to grow a pecker and keep my boobs to feel ya up now? Dress in full drag garb with big hair and fake lashes with lotsa makeup and a big puch up bra to show my titties spilling out and stuff?

Ok so i do love it -- and you in drag -- nope just stay you and i will be happy

 

[rozezwild]

Your ass better go get a niece fix..or i'll be upset! I have a few days till Momma's Day yet..-shrugs-

Ummm..I dunno how many boo-boos will be in this one honestly. I did write it while i was up all night with insomnia and watching the t-storms..so...your guess is as good as mine. AND!!!, I'd never butter ya up cus of that..only for cheap sex!

Okies..gotta go hunt for tonights funny!

I did both -- got a niece fix and edit section one -- 2 will be sealed with a kiss and delovered Tomorrow

your boo boo list is not as bad as the first ones i did for you

Oh hell then butter me up baby -- i am all yours


BTW -- you got me pegged as a dark haird woman dont you ?? all the Avs that you do are dark haired woman

 

[rozezwild]

okies...-does the whole drumroll thingy-

Tonights funnies are.....

A guy about 25 yrs old from Alabama got married. His new wife and him then went on the honeymoon. When he came back his dad asked him how the honeymoon was. The son then said "I divorced the bitch!" His father then asked why he had done so soon after they got married. The son replied, "I divorced her because she was a virgin!" The dad then said, "Well if she ain't good enough for her own family then she sure as hell ain't good enough for mine!"

"I've puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me." The other drunk says "do what I dompal. Explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. Put a ten spot in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was sorry and gave you ten dollars to have your clothes cleaned." "Sounds like a great idea" says drunk number 1. When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at him about his clothes and how disgusting he is. The drunk starts spinning the lie and says "Look for yourself, there's ten bucks in my shirt pocket." His wife looks in the pocket and finds a twenty dollar bill. "Wait a minute, I thought you said the guy only gave you ten bucks for puking on you?" "He did," says the drunk. "But he shit in my pants too." (LOL..this one made me chuckle)


A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off.
The egg mutters to no one in particular,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"


Nite nite (for now)

Grooooooooooooooannnnnnnnnnn at the first one and the last one

 

[Sinful_whispers]

I did both -- got a niece fix and edit section one -- 2 will be sealed with a kiss and delovered Tomorrow

your boo boo list is not as bad as the first ones i did for you

Oh hell then butter me up baby -- i am all yours


BTW -- you got me pegged as a dark haird woman dont you ?? all the Avs that you do are dark haired woman

I'm glad you got the niece fix, I was hoping you would have done that instead of editing the story...BUT you are a woman of many talents you got both!...-bows down and kisses her feet-

IF i'm gonna butter you up, were gonna wrassel naked in a melted tub of it!

Yanno..on the hair thing..I always concidered asking you and Lady C what color hair ya both had..and always forgot..BUT..that's me..C.R.S. or old age take ya choice...

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Grooooooooooooooannnnnnnnnnn at the first one and the last one

-laughs-...Yanno..you can marry at age 12 in Bama...why stop there..

The 2nd one is definatly a male thing..gotta be..as many times as ive been knock down drag out piss drunk falling on the floor blacking out not remembering anything for a whole summer drunk....I've never shit my pants! Puked of course...but i'm thru that stage I gave up tequilla.

BTW..I was expecting more corrections than that..BUT I counted my blessings since you have the other part in your hands. -winces-

I was breezing thru this thread the other nite kinda chuckling here and there..dayum..I am nuttier than a fruit fly . But...betcha' never thought your thread would be ass pages long eh? Dayum and I'm a flirt...sheesh!...that's only cus I want in yer pants...up your shirt..but thats just between us..right? secret thing..



NOW, Will anyone ever tell me how to add an image to the post? Not way of attachment tho..but so it shows up in the body part. I can't find that anywhere. I hit the IMG thingy but..nothing happens where ya can browse and upload. Am I that Polish? (No need to answer that!)

 

[rozezwild]

I'm glad you got the niece fix, I was hoping you would have done that instead of editing the story...BUT you are a woman of many talents you got both!...-bows down and kisses her feet-

IF i'm gonna butter you up, were gonna wrassel naked in a melted tub of it!

Yanno..on the hair thing..I always concidered asking you and Lady C what color hair ya both had..and always forgot..BUT..that's me..C.R.S. or old age take ya choice...

Just so you know -- i dont think they could copy my hair if they wanted to -- it is light brown with blonde highlights and red undertones and black tossed in too -- OH dont forget the few greys the daughter has given me

 

[rozezwild]

-laughs-...Yanno..you can marry at age 12 in Bama...why stop there..

The 2nd one is definatly a male thing..gotta be..as many times as ive been knock down drag out piss drunk falling on the floor blacking out not remembering anything for a whole summer drunk....I've never shit my pants! Puked of course...but i'm thru that stage I gave up tequilla.

BTW..I was expecting more corrections than that..BUT I counted my blessings since you have the other part in your hands. -winces-

I was breezing thru this thread the other nite kinda chuckling here and there..dayum..I am nuttier than a fruit fly . But...betcha' never thought your thread would be ass pages long eh? Dayum and I'm a flirt...sheesh!...that's only cus I want in yer pants...up your shirt..but thats just between us..right? secret thing..



NOW, Will anyone ever tell me how to add an image to the post? Not way of attachment tho..but so it shows up in the body part. I can't find that anywhere. I hit the IMG thingy but..nothing happens where ya can browse and upload. Am I that Polish? (No need to answer that!)

Then i am polish too cause i cant get it
told you you were a fruit bat and a flirt but i lovers you for it

well it was 2 full pages of paper full of corrections and chapter 2 will be done tonight

 

[LadyCibelle]

I'm glad you got the niece fix, I was hoping you would have done that instead of editing the story...BUT you are a woman of many talents you got both!...-bows down and kisses her feet-

IF i'm gonna butter you up, were gonna wrassel naked in a melted tub of it!

Yanno..on the hair thing..I always concidered asking you and Lady C what color hair ya both had..and always forgot..BUT..that's me..C.R.S. or old age take ya choice...

Hair colour is weirder than twilight zone hun. I've always said I had hair the colour of an alley cat (light brown with blond, copper and red highlights). Most people don't believe when I tell them it's my natural colour as it's too weird....roots are medium brown, middle section is light brown *see above* and last section to the roots is venitian blonde. Tell you....realllllllly weird

 

[LadyCibelle]

NOW, Will anyone ever tell me how to add an image to the post? Not way of attachment tho..but so it shows up in the body part. I can't find that anywhere. I hit the IMG thingy but..nothing happens where ya can browse and upload. Am I that Polish? (No need to answer that!)

You're not polish and it's not complicated....when you know how.

First you need to upload your image, picture or whatever to either ImageCave, ImageShack or any other multitude of website who can hosts your image/picture for free.

When you've uploaded your image/picture to one of those place, they'll give you a link.....simply insert (wooohhooo sounds naughty ) that link between the IMG tag...and voila.

 

[rozezwild]

You're not polish and it's not complicated....when you know how.

First you need to upload your image, picture or whatever to either ImageCave, ImageShack or any other multitude of website who can hosts your image/picture for free.

When you've uploaded your image/picture to one of those place, they'll give you a link.....simply insert (wooohhooo sounds naughty ) that link between the IMG tag...and voila.

Heeee heee really naughty

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Just so you know -- i dont think they could copy my hair if they wanted to -- it is light brown with blonde highlights and red undertones and black tossed in too -- OH dont forget the few greys the daughter has given me

I have been changing my hair color for..well since I was in my early teens. Went from light chestnut brown (i think) to 'rainbow fright' as my momma called me (OoO ever see those clown wigs full of multi colors? yea, thats what I looked like but no frizz and i had spikes..) The little punker...then to solid blue, green purple...now for the longest time it's been black cherry..and grey..mmhm..bingo baby!, that's where mine came from and the ex's. I always figured you for brown hair..or red..cus of yer fiestiness. I was kinda close.

Then i am polish too cause i cant get and a flirt but i lovers you for it
well it was 2 full pages of paper full of corrections and chapter 2 will be done tonight

LOL..well, I don't feel bad now but that takes you down to my level cus your as polish as me! -grins impishly as she snangs Roze and pulls her to the bottom level basement floor of the gutter-

"Want to get perverted little girl?" -waggles her brow..licks her eyebrows with her tongue-

OoO I was afraid to open both correction emails..feeling that knot in the stomach...walking away as the email comes up..Now I know why the t-storm and the tornadoes tonight...they were not that bad for once! -dances- Do I get something for improving? - licks her brows again-

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Hair colour is weirder than twilight zone hun. I've always said I had hair the colour of an alley cat (light brown with blond, copper and red highlights). Most people don't believe when I tell them it's my natural colour as it's too weird....roots are medium brown, middle section is light brown *see above* and last section to the roots is venitian blonde. Tell you....realllllllly weird

-laughs- I figured you Lady C for a blonde of sorts...that's why i never posted any blonde jokes I didn't wanna have my ass handed to me
Roze just seemed to be dark haired to me and you light..Umm..'middle section' Is light brown..-ponders that in a pervy way...and chuckles shaking the thoughts from her head-
Now anyways..hmm..yups those would be hard hair colors to match indeed.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

You're not polish and it's not complicated....when you know how.

First you need to upload your image, picture or whatever to either ImageCave, ImageShack or any other multitude of website who can hosts your image/picture for free.

When you've uploaded your image/picture to one of those place, they'll give you a link.....simply insert (wooohhooo sounds naughty ) that link between the IMG tag...and voila.

I knew I was missing a key thing..image shack..should have realized that cause of GCN chat..doh!, yep..polish me..lol. No wonder your the Mod here, smart..and here I thought it was all cause your sexy and have a nice ass..dayum!

thank you for letting me know...not I can post all the sex pics..YAY!..(not!)

 

[rozezwild]

I have been changing my hair color for..well since I was in my early teens. Went from light chestnut brown (i think) to 'rainbow fright' as my momma called me (OoO ever see those clown wigs full of multi colors? yea, thats what I looked like but no frizz and i had spikes..) The little punker...then to solid blue, green purple...now for the longest time it's been black cherry..and grey..mmhm..bingo baby!, that's where mine came from and the ex's. I always figured you for brown hair..or red..cus of yer fiestiness. I was kinda close.




LOL..well, I don't feel bad now but that takes you down to my level cus your as polish as me! -grins impishly as she snangs Roze and pulls her to the bottom level basement floor of the gutter-

"Want to get perverted little girl?" -waggles her brow..licks her eyebrows with her tongue-

OoO I was afraid to open both correction emails..feeling that knot in the stomach...walking away as the email comes up..Now I know why the t-storm and the tornadoes tonight...they were not that bad for once! -dances- Do I get something for improving? - licks her brows again-

Oh hell my daughter has the day glow hair now Blonde -- orange-- brown-- black-- that is all on one strip

Oh and there is red in there

Chapter 2 is done and in to you
not bad at all

Well the fucking thigs better stay away from you damn it -- unless you are heading to me

 

[Sinful_whispers]

okay what time is it??...Mmhmm...funnies!

A gay guy walks into a barber shop.

He says to the barber. "Sir how can I make hair grow on my chest?"

The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest real
thick..."

That night the young man does as the barber told him. His partner
climbs into bed and reaches over to hold him and feels the slime on
his chest..he says, "What the hell is this?"

The other man replies, "The barber told me that if I put Vaseline on
my chest hair would grow..."

His partner replies, "You stupid son of a bitch, if that were the case
you would have a damn pony tail hanging out of your ass."


One day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He did.
"Now take off my skirt." He did.
"Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as he was told.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes to town again, I'll fire you on the spot."

An old geezer in an old people's home takes a fancy to a woman who is also staying there. One day he plucks up the courage to go and talk to her and after a while he says he would like to make love to her. She agrees that when everybody else goes on a day trip they both stay behind at the home and get down to it.

The old man goes to the woman's room and asks her how she likes to be made love to. She tells him that she loves a man to go down on her and asks him if he would mind. He says he would love to do that for her and goes for it.

After about 30 secs he comes back up and says that he is sorry but it just smells too bad down there. She thinks for a minute and tells him that it must be the arthritis. He looks and her confused and states that surely you can't get arthritis down there and even if you could it wouldn't cause that smell.

She says "No it's the arthritis in my shoulder, I can't wipe my ass properly!"

 

[rozezwild]

okay what time is it??...Mmhmm...funnies!

A gay guy walks into a barber shop.

He says to the barber. "Sir how can I make hair grow on my chest?"

The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest real
thick..."

That night the young man does as the barber told him. His partner
climbs into bed and reaches over to hold him and feels the slime on
his chest..he says, "What the hell is this?"

The other man replies, "The barber told me that if I put Vaseline on
my chest hair would grow..."

His partner replies, "You stupid son of a bitch, if that were the case
you would have a damn pony tail hanging out of your ass."


One day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He did.
"Now take off my skirt." He did.
"Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as he was told.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes to town again, I'll fire you on the spot."

An old geezer in an old people's home takes a fancy to a woman who is also staying there. One day he plucks up the courage to go and talk to her and after a while he says he would like to make love to her. She agrees that when everybody else goes on a day trip they both stay behind at the home and get down to it.

The old man goes to the woman's room and asks her how she likes to be made love to. She tells him that she loves a man to go down on her and asks him if he would mind. He says he would love to do that for her and goes for it.

After about 30 secs he comes back up and says that he is sorry but it just smells too bad down there. She thinks for a minute and tells him that it must be the arthritis. He looks and her confused and states that surely you can't get arthritis down there and even if you could it wouldn't cause that smell.

She says "No it's the arthritis in my shoulder, I can't wipe my ass properly!"

OH GROANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I am off to bed sweetie -- you are all edited and ready to go

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Oh hell my daughter has the day glow hair now Blonde -- orange-- brown-- black-- that is all on one strip

Oh and there is red in there

Chapter 2 is done and in to you
not bad at all

Well the fucking thigs better stay away from you damn it -- unless you are heading to me

actually her hair sounds rather neat color wise, my daughters was blue, she went swimming turned ugly slime green, did it black with red tips since then. But, she changes hair color like she changes her panties..

Thank you so much Roze..love ya dearly..-dances all happy like-

Tell ya what Imma build an arch, and come that way soon this shit don't stop. They say this has been the most rain storms in misery..erm Missouri in years..I think it's cus i'm here, but if i catch the right tornado..i'm headed that way!!

okies, I think I'll turn in early mebe..so to the two lovely ladies I flirt with I bid you both the sweetest dreams when you's close those eyes ..and the peekers and lurkers...nite!

This is the Sinful one..signing out...see you same Roze channel same Roze time..tomorrow! Roger out!!

"Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow."

 

[rozezwild]

actually her hair sounds rather neat color wise, my daughters was blue, she went swimming turned ugly slime green, did it black with red tips since then. But, she changes hair color like she changes her panties..

Thank you so much Roze..love ya dearly..-dances all happy like-

Tell ya what Imma build an arch, and come that way soon this shit don't stop. They say this has been the most rain storms in misery..erm Missouri in years..I think it's cus i'm here, but if i catch the right tornado..i'm headed that way!!

okies, I think I'll turn in early mebe..so to the two lovely ladies I flirt with I bid you both the sweetest dreams when you's close those eyes ..and the peekers and lurkers...nite!

This is the Sinful one..signing out...see you same Roze channel same Roze time..tomorrow! Roger out!!

"Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow."

OH lord that sounds like my kids hair -- this was a total oopsssssssss but it is cute -- off to the vet again damn dogs