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[rozezwild]

Okay .... flying tackle hugs for LadyC. *and quickly run away*

HOLD IT ---- my thread i gets hugs toooooo

 

[LadyCibelle]

HOLD IT ---- my thread i gets hugs toooooo

Of course you do Roze....here's one just for (((((((((((((((((((YOU))))))))))))))

 

[rozezwild]

Of course you do Roze....here's one just for (((((((((((((((((((YOU))))))))))))))

Lady C -- you do keep me laughing

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[LadyCibelle]

Lady C -- you do keep me laughing

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Good, good. It's better than keeping you crying, no?

 

[rozezwild]

Good, good. It's better than keeping you crying, no?

Yeah because i just lost a dear freind from here -- so smiling is very good

 

[LadyCibelle]

Yeah because i just lost a dear freind from here -- so smiling is very good

Not to be nosy but you mean lost...as in not talking to each other anymore.....not lost as in dead do you?

 

[rozezwild]

Not to be nosy but you mean lost...as in not talking to each other anymore.....not lost as in dead do you?

yes that kind of lost -- His name --69forever-- a true friend and all around good guy -- that one that you could spill your guts about anything to

ok i am off for the night


SYN-- kisses and Lady C lotsa hugs

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Wiggles Eyebrows mischeviously -- lick what???

damn gotta shovel shit -- and toss freaking hay again -- thought i was done with that after i left home

Wee Dawgie..lots to read..sheesh...-plays catch up-
1) Yes dahlin' you need to shovel the shit no matter where ya go and what you do..sheesh..you know that. Hell, I think I've shoveled more that since I got married, divorced, birthed my brat ect ect.Least now it's all natural shit I can use in my garden in a year or two.

Man Roze baby!, thats a really loaded question there ..'lick what'...-bites her lips and keeps it an R-rated thread...for now.

OH freaking hell -- my daughter wants to know what i am laughing at

LOL..yea, I was trying to cheer up Lady Cibelle since she needed a laugh and was bitchy.

Awww that's the sweetest thing I've heard today. Thanks Syn, if you were closer you'd get a hug just for being who you are....you're as sweet as my best black forest gateau.

Did you get the sunshine Lady C? -hugs her up jest cause- If you did, I gave you all of mine, tis cold here and goning to thunderstorm again for the weekend. It feels like a cold fall day here..-grumbles-

-huggles ma Roze up so's she can keep me warm-

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Yeah because i just lost a dear freind from here -- so smiling is very good

Ooo I'm sorry to hear that Roze-huggles her up tightly as she curls up in bed with her...wearling her furry bright neon green footie pj's and sleeper cap- told ya it was cold! BUT..I gotta flap...-winks-

Roze..honestly..love ya dearly and hate hearing that..-hugs-


PSttttt...nobody told me still how to put an image in a post, not as an attachment.I'm a tad polish, haven't figured that part of Lit. out yet!

Nite to all the beauties...can't leave Snooper and Rogue out..nite to the handsom gents.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Okay..Okay...so I didn't go to bed..actually..I slept after the last feeding of my critters and gathered em to the barns.I got a dang cold..-grumbles about the weather- Had to shoot a fox yesterday that had one my lambs by the throat..-sighs- sat out inthe cold waiting for whatever it was that's been nabbing my youngin' ...Anyways..here..two more funnies!

I read this and fell out laughin..had to share..

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, and then returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."


(This one is just evil..lol..leave it to a woman..)

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her "if you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "you do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

 

[rozezwild]

Okay..Okay...so I didn't go to bed..actually..I slept after the last feeding of my critters and gathered em to the barns.I got a dang cold..-grumbles about the weather- Had to shoot a fox yesterday that had one my lambs by the throat..-sighs- sat out inthe cold waiting for whatever it was that's been nabbing my youngin' ...Anyways..here..two more funnies!

I read this and fell out laughin..had to share..

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, and then returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."


(This one is just evil..lol..leave it to a woman..)

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her "if you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "you do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH snap that sounds like a woman

 

[LadyCibelle]

LOL..yea, I was trying to cheer up Lady Cibelle since she needed a laugh and was bitchy.



Did you get the sunshine Lady C? -hugs her up jest cause- If you did, I gave you all of mine, tis cold here and goning to thunderstorm again for the weekend. It feels like a cold fall day here..-grumbles-

-huggles ma Roze up so's she can keep me warm-

And you did cheer me up Syn. The sunshine helped too. Yesterday I was able to sit on the deck for more than 5 minutes without freezing. Granted it was 10 minutes but still...it's 5 more minutes than last week.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Ugh, rain the next four days here..-shakes her head- where the heck is my sunshine now? Hmm?

-peeks about looking for the two that bring me sunshine-

-hugs 'em both..as she slips on her merry lil' ol' way-

 

[Sinful_whispers]

-peeks in poking and prodding about- Welp my dearest editor..I should have something for you in a few days..since i'm so bent, this baby is twisted.
Tis cold and rainy here , making it a real dreary cold night..wanna come curl up with me before the fireplace? I'll even put down the bear skin rug ..break open a bottle wine..candles...muisc..the whole she-bang!

Actually this year, I've decided to wing it and make elderberry wine..IF it comes out good I'll need to send you a bottle to try..dunno if I can send it to Lady C, since she's over that Canadian border..BUT only if its drinkable..i'll need to try a few bottle first.

Okay the funny for tonight...is...

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.Their domestic tranquility
had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the
secret oftheir long and happy marriage."Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,"
explained the lady."We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to thebottom
of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled.
My husband quietly said ‘That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule
stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said,‘That's twice.' We hadn't gone a
half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband promptly removed a revolver
from his pocket and shot him. I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when
he looked at me and quietly said ‘That's once.'"

Next!...-fills the tumbler with Jack as she swirls the cubes around-

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and
after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want
and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll
go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want
with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about
it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock
every night -- whether you're here or not."

 

[LadyCibelle]

-peeks in poking and prodding about- Welp my dearest editor..I should have something for you in a few days..since i'm so bent, this baby is twisted.
Tis cold and rainy here , making it a real dreary cold night..wanna come curl up with me before the fireplace? I'll even put down the bear skin rug ..break open a bottle wine..candles...muisc..the whole she-bang!

Actually this year, I've decided to wing it and make elderberry wine..IF it comes out good I'll need to send you a bottle to try..dunno if I can send it to Lady C, since she's over that Canadian border..BUT only if its drinkable..i'll need to try a few bottle first.

Okay the funny for tonight...is...

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.Their domestic tranquility
had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the
secret oftheir long and happy marriage."Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,"
explained the lady."We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to thebottom
of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled.
My husband quietly said ‘That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule
stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said,‘That's twice.' We hadn't gone a
half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband promptly removed a revolver
from his pocket and shot him. I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when
he looked at me and quietly said ‘That's once.'"

Next!...-fills the tumbler with Jack as she swirls the cubes around-

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and
after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want
and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll
go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want
with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about
it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock
every night -- whether you're here or not."

Lol...that's my kind of woman!!!

Elderberry wine huh? You better find a way to pass a bottle through Canadian custom...yummmmmmmm

How's the rain on your part of the world. Here, finally it's sunny....don't know how warm it is, haven't got outside yet, but it's gloriously sunny.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Lol...that's my kind of woman!!!

Elderberry wine huh? You better find a way to pass a bottle through Canadian custom...yummmmmmmm

How's the rain on your part of the world. Here, finally it's sunny....don't know how warm it is, haven't got outside yet, but it's gloriously sunny.

Mmmhmm..Elderberry and gooseberry (Sour berries, bitter wine), I've only made dandilion wine before and that came out pretty good lil on the bitter side but after a bottle you didn't know the difference.

Don't know how Canadian customs works as far as shipping things over the border via Fed Ex..if that's possible heck..wait till I make assorted deer jerky..with Jack Danials.

UGH! I should have been born with webbed feet. day one of the next three rainy ones passed by, woke up to no electric finally came back on. Lady C, I live so far out in the boonies I think i'm in my own county. I live 23 miles away from the closest town, my first driveway id 2.5 miles long off the main road, then you turn off that one for another 1/2 mile to get to my house. So back here being without electric, phone and the pleasure of internet isn't uncommon. Heck I can't get anything but dial-up, and I'm so used to cable connection. I got city spoiled for a long time!

I'm glad you finally got the sunchine, I've been lucky honestly and had my share of it. We had such a mild winter and spring came in with high 70 degree weather I was lucky, so sending it your way is a pleasure. I spent two weeks in Canada last year with a friend of mine. One day we got I woke up, told the roomie to pack enough clothing for a month got in the car and went up to Niagara falls, then spent a few days in Toronto seeing the sights. I love Canada, granted the border guard was a 'twat waffle' but still had a good time.

Said the next time I ever move i'm either becoming a Canuck or heading for Alaska. My 1 younger siste lived there, and goes to college there. She sends me the most beautiful pictures. Tho I hate the cold anymore in my old age, I think I'd put up with it for the natural beauty.

okay..done my share of babbling. Have a wonderful day!!!

-puts on her rubber boots and rain slicker (yea have to wear one those here I look like the Gorton's fisherman) and heads out in the pouring rain to feed the critters, hoping a gust of wind doesn't take my ass to Kansas like Dorothy and toto in the wiz of oz-

 

[LadyCibelle]

-puts on her rubber boots and rain slicker (yea have to wear one those here I look like the Gorton's fisherman) and heads out in the pouring rain to feed the critters, hoping a gust of wind doesn't take my ass to Kansas like Dorothy and toto in the wiz of oz-

If it happens you know what to do -- click your ruby shoes 3 times and repeat "there's no place like home"

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Got one word to say...'smartass'...that should some it all up!

 

[rozezwild]

-peeks in poking and prodding about- Welp my dearest editor..I should have something for you in a few days..since i'm so bent, this baby is twisted.
Tis cold and rainy here , making it a real dreary cold night..wanna come curl up with me before the fireplace? I'll even put down the bear skin rug ..break open a bottle wine..candles...muisc..the whole she-bang!

Actually this year, I've decided to wing it and make elderberry wine..IF it comes out good I'll need to send you a bottle to try..dunno if I can send it to Lady C, since she's over that Canadian border..BUT only if its drinkable..i'll need to try a few bottle first.

Okay the funny for tonight...is...

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.Their domestic tranquility
had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the
secret oftheir long and happy marriage."Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,"
explained the lady."We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to thebottom
of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled.
My husband quietly said ‘That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule
stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said,‘That's twice.' We hadn't gone a
half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband promptly removed a revolver
from his pocket and shot him. I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when
he looked at me and quietly said ‘That's once.'"

Next!...-fills the tumbler with Jack as she swirls the cubes around-

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and
after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want
and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll
go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want
with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about
it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock
every night -- whether you're here or not."

Damn i love these jokes --- and the woman that writes them -- Oh and yeah you can ship to me -- but unfotuanatly we are going to have to drink Lady C's bottle (sorry Lady C)


Oh damn i wanna curl up in front of the fire a tumbler with some Jack in it and a good conversation( wicked chickles here)

 

[rozezwild]

Lol...that's my kind of woman!!!

Elderberry wine huh? You better find a way to pass a bottle through Canadian custom...yummmmmmmm

How's the rain on your part of the world. Here, finally it's sunny....don't know how warm it is, haven't got outside yet, but it's gloriously sunny.

Dry here --kinda cool for the end of April here -- but i am not complaining

 

[rozezwild]

Mmmhmm..Elderberry and gooseberry (Sour berries, bitter wine), I've only made dandilion wine before and that came out pretty good lil on the bitter side but after a bottle you didn't know the difference.

Don't know how Canadian customs works as far as shipping things over the border via Fed Ex..if that's possible heck..wait till I make assorted deer jerky..with Jack Danials.

UGH! I should have been born with webbed feet. day one of the next three rainy ones passed by, woke up to no electric finally came back on. Lady C, I live so far out in the boonies I think i'm in my own county. I live 23 miles away from the closest town, my first driveway id 2.5 miles long off the main road, then you turn off that one for another 1/2 mile to get to my house. So back here being without electric, phone and the pleasure of internet isn't uncommon. Heck I can't get anything but dial-up, and I'm so used to cable connection. I got city spoiled for a long time!

I'm glad you finally got the sunchine, I've been lucky honestly and had my share of it. We had such a mild winter and spring came in with high 70 degree weather I was lucky, so sending it your way is a pleasure. I spent two weeks in Canada last year with a friend of mine. One day we got I woke up, told the roomie to pack enough clothing for a month got in the car and went up to Niagara falls, then spent a few days in Toronto seeing the sights. I love Canada, granted the border guard was a 'twat waffle' but still had a good time.

Said the next time I ever move i'm either becoming a Canuck or heading for Alaska. My 1 younger siste lived there, and goes to college there. She sends me the most beautiful pictures. Tho I hate the cold anymore in my old age, I think I'd put up with it for the natural beauty.

okay..done my share of babbling. Have a wonderful day!!!

-puts on her rubber boots and rain slicker (yea have to wear one those here I look like the Gorton's fisherman) and heads out in the pouring rain to feed the critters, hoping a gust of wind doesn't take my ass to Kansas like Dorothy and toto in the wiz of oz-

Screw Kansas -- Michigan

 

[rozezwild]

If it happens you know what to do -- click your ruby shoes 3 times and repeat "there's no place like home"

Oh hell my sides are hurting

 

[rozezwild]

Got one word to say...'smartass'...that should some it all up!

Yep that sums you up

Now wheres my work??

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Screw Kansas -- Michigan

If I were to go anywhere..yups..would be there! So, if that one tornado blows me (Gawd! I'd cream myself if it did..) erm..takes me on a jurney i hope it's Michigan!

Now wheres my work??

I'm getting there got the first 40 paras dun..got about 20 to go..it's a long one.
Speaking of, hell I guess I gotta PM sumbody to find out why my rejected two are still being viewed and the new two re-dun chapters are sitting there.

I left the numbers on the paragraphs..-laughs- I tend to leave my head in my ass now and then, seems alot more than normal these days

love ya'll dearly...-goes and waits fer that one tornado..bag packed-

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Tonight's funny....

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court
before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to
give you a second chance rather than
jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others
the evils of drug use and pursued them
to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the
judge said to the first one,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:
O o and told
them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this
(small circle)is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you
do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and
told them,
"This is your asshole before prison...."