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[rozezwild]

Holly wanted to be a vet for a long time, till she found out the cost for college and it took 8 years of schooling to be one. My sister is going for a Marine biologist, and thats a rough thing to school for she's in alaska. Hard ass courses.

Mmhmm..I got that as well..she was gonna live with me forever..and take care me when I was old..it always made me feel good to hear those words slip from her mouth. She's still planning to move to MO. so..im enjoying my time before she does.

NOW...I'll take you jumping out of a cake anyday! I'll even make sure I have cash bills in the amounts of 5's, 10's and 20's handle if ya dance...

For now my dear sweet wild Roze..I bid you adieu...may pleasant dreams fill your head tonight while you sleep.

Tomi ( it is really To- ma- sa) dont care she has most of it paid for because of her hispanic heritage so it is a good school and basically where ever she wants to go

Mine will be with me forever -- i can see it -- messing with my sex life till i dont want it anymore

Hey what about the $50's and $100's?? Then i will shake it all for you

Sleep well my dear i will talk to you soon

Lady C -- you have a PM if you didnt get it

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Tomi ( it is really To- ma- sa) dont care she has most of it paid for because of her hispanic heritage so it is a good school and basically where ever she wants to go

Mine will be with me forever -- i can see it -- messing with my sex life till i dont want it anymore

Hey what about the $50's and $100's?? Then i will shake it all for you

Sleep well my dear i will talk to you soon

Lady C -- you have a PM if you didnt get it

Good to hear that..and bad to hear the other part, but then again...she's new age safe sex! Holly told me with her around, I didn't need to worry about condoms and such, cus she was going to chase 'em all away. We went thru the 'Mom can't have a b/f stage'..and the..'mom can't date stage'.. and the 'mom i'm gonna hang here so he can't get into yer pants stage.'

Umm..the 50's and 100's are for a bit more than stripping! Those come with the ..using carmel as glue..sticking dots candy all over you and munching em off?

Speaking of Lady C..where the heck she been? I haven't seen her in a while.

BTW..did we ever find out what 'Drag hunting' was? I had some really ill images of what it COULD be..and we all know how my mind works! -laughs evily-

 

[LadyCibelle]

Speaking of Lady C..where the heck she been? I haven't seen her in a while.

BTW..did we ever find out what 'Drag hunting' was? I had some really ill images of what it COULD be..and we all know how my mind works! -laughs evily-

I"m here sweet, don't worry. I'm not gone.

I just don't want to intrude on your convo with Roze too much. Coupled to the fact I have absolutely NO idea what you're talking about with the critters.

You have to remember I'm a city girl through and through.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Okay..tonight's is a clean one..funny that is...

An 80-year-old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said,
"Friend, for your age you're in the best shape I've seen."

The old man replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. I know I live a
good, clean, spiritual life."

The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?"

The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life the Lord wouldn't
turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the middle of the
night."

The doc was concerned.

"You mean when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord
Himself turns on the light for you?"

"Yep," the old man said, "whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the
Lord turns the light on for me."

Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife
came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband
said.

"I just want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's in fine
physical shape but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that
every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light
on for him."

"He what?" she cried.

"He said every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns
the light on for him."

"Aha!" she exclaimed. "So he's the one who's been peeing in the
refrigerator!"


What's this say for me..now that i moved here..lol

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Missouri?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Dayum..he I was thinking I left that all in arkansas!

 

[Sinful_whispers]

I"m here sweet, don't worry. I'm not gone.

I just don't want to intrude on your convo with Roze too much. Coupled to the fact I have absolutely NO idea what you're talking about with the critters.

You have to remember I'm a city girl through and through.

Hey there lovely Lady C...whew..thought ya didn't like me no more..-cough-..just checking and making sure your still alive and kicking..tis all.

mmhm..I remember the city part..gotta make a country girl outta ya!

 

[LadyCibelle]

Hey there lovely Lady C...whew..thought ya didn't like me no more..-cough-..just checking and making sure your still alive and kicking..tis all.

mmhm..I remember the city part..gotta make a country girl outta ya!

Awww don't worry, I could never stop loving you....even if I tried.

You're much too sweet and nice to not be loved by everyone who comes in contact with you. I've known and seen lots of people in my life but very few can say I've taken to them so quickly.

You're a sweetie.

 

[Reyevan]

I need a editor

just that I need a editor. I have this story I'm writing and would like for you to edit it let me know here or in a pm on Yahoo oh thruu here. Thanks.

 

[rozezwild]

Good to hear that..and bad to hear the other part, but then again...she's new age safe sex! Holly told me with her around, I didn't need to worry about condoms and such, cus she was going to chase 'em all away. We went thru the 'Mom can't have a b/f stage'..and the..'mom can't date stage'.. and the 'mom i'm gonna hang here so he can't get into yer pants stage.'

Umm..the 50's and 100's are for a bit more than stripping! Those come with the ..using carmel as glue..sticking dots candy all over you and munching em off?

Speaking of Lady C..where the heck she been? I haven't seen her in a while.

BTW..did we ever find out what 'Drag hunting' was? I had some really ill images of what it COULD be..and we all know how my mind works! -laughs evily-

Well now i guess we could use some Caremel

I really dont wanna know what Drag hunting is -- i think i may be after my Daughters God Father then

 

[rozezwild]

I"m here sweet, don't worry. I'm not gone.

I just don't want to intrude on your convo with Roze too much. Coupled to the fact I have absolutely NO idea what you're talking about with the critters.

You have to remember I'm a city girl through and through.

Interupt?? Not you My Dear Lady-- You are always and truely welcome here -- hell half the time Me and Syn dont know what we are saying -- we have whats called sometimers Disease-- sometimes we remember and sometimes we dont

 

[rozezwild]

Hey there lovely Lady C...whew..thought ya didn't like me no more..-cough-..just checking and making sure your still alive and kicking..tis all.

mmhm..I remember the city part..gotta make a country girl outta ya!

Yep make here come when i do

OH hell that was supposed to be a suprise

 

[rozezwild]

just that I need a editor. I have this story I'm writing and would like for you to edit it let me know here or in a pm on Yahoo oh thruu here. Thanks.

Pm me and i will give you info from there

 

[rozezwild]

Awww don't worry, I could never stop loving you....even if I tried.

You're much too sweet and nice to not be loved by everyone who comes in contact with you. I've known and seen lots of people in my life but very few can say I've taken to them so quickly.

You're a sweetie.

I second that emoition .....ermmmmmmm......ummmmmmm.....motion i mean

 

[Sinful_whispers]

just that I need a editor. I have this story I'm writing and would like for you to edit it let me know here or in a pm on Yahoo oh thruu here. Thanks.

-Hugs up and snuggles Rey-..Glad to see ya found yer way here.

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Awww don't worry, I could never stop loving you....even if I tried.

You're much too sweet and nice to not be loved by everyone who comes in contact with you. I've known and seen lots of people in my life but very few can say I've taken to them so quickly.

You're a sweetie.

-laughs- Funny thing was..I never left the SRP area cause most on here seem to be in cliques..I felt cumfy with Roze and I knew If I wanted an editor I had to speak up..cause I'm shy

Hmm..that's my bright aura!

Actually you and Roze baby, made me feel comfortable here in this section..for that I thank you very much.

Ugh! Guess what...it's raining here again...betcha's are so suprised at that huh? Only really good thing is, it keeps the pollen level down. All the spring blooms got the petals washed off..more like beat the heck off. Garden is going in late this year that's for sure.

 

[rozezwild]

-laughs- Funny thing was..I never left the SRP area cause most on here seem to be in cliques..I felt cumfy with Roze and I knew If I wanted an editor I had to speak up..cause I'm shy

Hmm..that's my bright aura!

Actually you and Roze baby, made me feel comfortable here in this section..for that I thank you very much.

Ugh! Guess what...it's raining here again...betcha's are so suprised at that huh? Only really good thing is, it keeps the pollen level down. All the spring blooms got the petals washed off..more like beat the heck off. Garden is going in late this year that's for sure.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH i gotta start that this weekend and My brother gets Married on Saturday -- and i cant go with dirt under the Nails -- dont want his in-laws thinking we are total hicks -- Yeah i am going barefoot

I am glad we make you feel comfy -- hell you are a ball to talk to and my girlfreind reads all of this and then calls me and goes OMG caremel and candy buttons--------- Oh hell i almost pissed my panties about that one last night
Rain here a couple nights ago -- enough to slow down the seeding for the feilds -- FUCK i gotta go till at my grandparents so i can hunt------------- grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr where am i going to get all this time and work and talk to you and edit ------------ oh well i dont need sleep

 

[Sinful_whispers]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH i gotta start that this weekend and My brother gets Married on Saturday -- and i cant go with dirt under the Nails -- dont want his in-laws thinking we are total hicks -- Yeah i am going barefoot

I am glad we make you feel comfy -- hell you are a ball to talk to and my girlfreind reads all of this and then calls me and goes OMG caremel and candy buttons--------- Oh hell i almost pissed my panties about that one last night
Rain here a couple nights ago -- enough to slow down the seeding for the feilds -- FUCK i gotta go till at my grandparents so i can hunt------------- grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr where am i going to get all this time and work and talk to you and edit ------------ oh well i dont need sleep

-laughs- So I guess the hick look won't be in fashion at this wedding eh? No bib overalls, dingy hats..wheat or toothpicks from the mouth? -laughs-..mmhm..I can see you barefoot..oh yea..cow shit under the grungy toe nails..yea, thats Roze..NOT!.

OoO I got a fan in ya girl huh? Dayum tell her not all online are as 'nutty as a fruit bat' as i am, just those the nurse allows to play on computers when the rest are doing bed checks and med. rounds.

LOL..I take it never played body twister huh? sticking the dots on the body with caramel..taking the spinner and what ever color it lands on, you eat it off another..

See it goes like this...Me on the top of the list...then the youngin..then..work..then edit..unless tis mine..then thats first....then sleep only if its with me in latex body suits and cut outs where they need to be..so that saves time..none lost getting undressed..

 

[rozezwild]

-laughs- So I guess the hick look won't be in fashion at this wedding eh? No bib overalls, dingy hats..wheat or toothpicks from the mouth? -laughs-..mmhm..I can see you barefoot..oh yea..cow shit under the grungy toe nails..yea, thats Roze..NOT!.
OoO I got a fan in ya girl huh? Dayum tell her not all online are as 'nutty as a fruit bat' as i am, just those the nurse allows to play on computers when the rest are doing bed checks and med. rounds.

LOL..I take it never played body twister huh? sticking the dots on the body with caramel..taking the spinner and what ever color it lands on, you eat it off another..

See it goes like this...Me on the top of the list...then the youngin..then..work..then edit..unless tis mine..then thats first....then sleep only if its with me in latex body suits and cut outs where they need to be..so that saves time..none lost getting undressed..

Oh no i am laughing so hard that i am crying the ummmmm barefoot and cowshit-- wellllll ... iiiiiii....ummmmmmmmmmm yeah i chase 'em barefoot if i happen to be out there and well they need to be caught or they will get hurt ya know-- Oh if i could get away with it -- i would let my daughter look better than the bride BUT i promised mom that I wont do it-- and well my brother too --

Yes she loves reading your stories and bugs me to see if i am editing another one for you -- Now you know when she reads this she is going to call and tell me that she needs to have her medication upped

Oh i like that kinda Twister -- it sounds fun fun fun

Oh is that how it goes Syn on top ... then the brat.... then work ( which i am about to walk out on) edit and edit and edit some more-- oh and Edit the ones For Syn first if they are here-- then sleep and hell no i am not wearing latex i sweat like a pig in it-- i dont even like leather unless it is a switch

 

[Reyevan]

-Hugs up and snuggles Rey-..Glad to see ya found yer way here.

Why would I get lost you gave me the directions

 

[rozezwild]

Trust me you would get lost

Love ya SYN

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Oh no i am laughing so hard that i am crying the ummmmm barefoot and cowshit-- wellllll ... iiiiiii....ummmmmmmmmmm yeah i chase 'em barefoot if i happen to be out there and well they need to be caught or they will get hurt ya know-- Oh if i could get away with it -- i would let my daughter look better than the bride BUT i promised mom that I wont do it-- and well my brother too --

Yes she loves reading your stories and bugs me to see if i am editing another one for you -- Now you know when she reads this she is going to call and tell me that she needs to have her medication upped

Oh i like that kinda Twister -- it sounds fun fun fun

Oh is that how it goes Syn on top ... then the brat.... then work ( which i am about to walk out on) edit and edit and edit some more-- oh and Edit the ones For Syn first if they are here-- then sleep and hell no i am not wearing latex i sweat like a pig in it-- i dont even like leather unless it is a switch

Man, if she likes reading what I write she's got to be twisted! She betta have her meds upped!

Well no..the brat comes first actually..then Syn..then the rest can jest go to hell..so what's up with work and why ya wanna walk out? Don't tell me somebody moved in on your corner! I'll send Knuckles and fingers to come beat down some ass..no taking the Roze's stash selling ass cash! -grumbles-

Actually..I hate wearing leather or latex..both do make ya sweat really bad.-perks a bit-..so who gets the switch?

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Why would I get lost you gave me the directions

Rev hunny, I love ya dearly..BUT...your male..you NEED directions since ya'll of your gender seem to find it a sin to stop and ask for em. so ya'll choose to drive in circles round and round..

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Trust me you would get lost

Love ya SYN

Sheesh..see saying that is why I have sex fantasies about you Roze!

 

[Sinful_whispers]

It's nightly funny time!!!

Just an e-mail Note


An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Mom and Dad were taking young Billy for a walk through the park one sunny afternoon when all of a sudden, in the bushes a short distance away, Billy spots two dogs going at it. Billy says, "Daddy, what are they doing?" The dad responds after some quick thinking, "Why son, their making a puppy."

Later that night Billy was thirsty and got out of bed to get a glass of water. As he walked by his mom and dad's room, he heard a noise and looked in only to find them going at it. Billy shouts, "Daddy what are you doing?" The father, quite embarrassed, replies "Why Billy, we're making a baby." "Quick, turn her over..." declares Billy, "...I want a puppy!"



Married Italian

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.

Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother.

"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"

Why are men given larger brains than dogs?
So they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Last one...

The Perfect Day According To…


HER
8:45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 - 5 pounds lighter on the scale
9:30 - Light breakfast
11:00 - Sunbathe
12:30 - Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 - Shopping
2:30 - Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30lbs.
3:00 - Facial, massage, nap
7:30 - Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 - Make love
11:30 - Pillow talk in his big strong arms

HIM
10:00 - Wake up
10:02 - Oral sex
10:10 - Big Breakfast
11:30 - Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
2:15 - Enormous lunch
3:15 - Oral sex
3:25 - Play sports with the guys
4:30 - Drink beer with the guys
6:30 - Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40 - Oral sex
6:50 - Huge dinner, more beer
8:00 - Fall asleep in front of TV while receiving Oral Sex
11:00 - Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10 - Sleep
2:30 - Fart

 

[rozezwild]

Man, if she likes reading what I write she's got to be twisted! She betta have her meds upped!

Well no..the brat comes first actually..then Syn..then the rest can jest go to hell..so what's up with work and why ya wanna walk out? Don't tell me somebody moved in on your corner! I'll send Knuckles and fingers to come beat down some ass..no taking the Roze's stash selling ass cash! -grumbles-

Actually..I hate wearing leather or latex..both do make ya sweat really bad.-perks a bit-..so who gets the switch?

Who needs to have their meds upped??? Not me -- not my toy --that leaves SYN

Work is just work -they all is just asses

yes they both make you sweat like a piggies

I get the switch -- you think i am going to trust the sick and twisted mind that writes those stories with it???

 

[rozezwild]

Sheesh..see saying that is why I have sex fantasies about you Roze!

you know you make me blush like no other