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[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Woe is the person who would evah want to contain you.

Umm. Your antics, that is.

Ahem. I was allowed to have a moment of PDA. I fired up my flamethrower on Chained's ass. That was a moment of pure affection.

Awe, shucks, Perkster....

Ah, but that was a Pyromaniac Display of Affection.

The rule still stands.

As for RA, her antics are always welcome at any time.

Speaking of shucking...

*runs behind Tim and shucks him clean*

 

[Lord Pmann]

Happy to see all of my loyal follower!!!

 

[perkyT]

Happy to see all of my loyal follower!!!

Imma thinking you had more than one follower.

T'anks, Generalissimo PManno...your style of thread-reigning was appreciated.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Imma thinking you had more than one follower.

T'anks, Generalissimo PManno...your style of thread-reigning was appreciated.

Nawwwwwwww.

 

[ChainedUp]

Nawwwwwwww.

Well damn, the marching band I hired for the parade appears to have been a waste.

 

[Bitesback]

Well damn, the marching band I hired for the parade appears to have been a waste.

Is the parade to thank (under) Lord Pmann for keeping this thread alive and kicking in your absence, or have you been tainted with his narcissistic self promotion and organised your own welcome home party?

Pmann has been entertaining and surprising thoughtful in his questions, even if they had little to do with Litiquette. And in Literotica-ville, which can be very insular and see the same names dominating the threads, his questions drew out some lurkers and people who don't regularly post here. I think his contribution has been valuable. Except for ridiculing his beloved's clothing choices. Frankly, PDAs are far preferable to that.

Couldn't help but noticed Pmann answered his own questions, too. Just saying...
Welcome back

 

[ChainedUp]

Happy Saturday,Litiquette-izans.

Since I've been back, I've seen two really bad personal ads that are posted in the PG. Why in the PG and not the Personals is a completely different topic. I feel the need to help these guys out, knowing that they won't listen.

So if you were gong to write a personal ad here with the goal of finding a sex chat partner, what's the one thing you would include in the ad?

 

[dutchrain]

Happy Saturday,Litiquette-izans.

Since I've been back, I've seen two really bad personal ads that are posted in the PG. Why in the PG and not the Personals is a completely different topic. I feel the need to help these guys out, knowing that they won't listen.

So if you were gong to write a personal ad here with the goal of finding a sex chat partner, what's the one thing you would include in the ad?

Happy Saturday, Chained.

The one thing I would include: Don't use textspeak when you respond to this ad!
Another thing: Don't respond if you are prone to "skip steps". Like: in one message 'we' are sitting on the sofa fully dressed, not even snuggling, and in the next I am bend over the dinner table naked.

 

[SpicySweets]

Exactly, and in the spirit of hijackery (and also because pmann incessantly mocked my jeans whenever and wherever he could) I give you these, pmann's latest HIDEOUS shoes he paid good money for today. Usually pink shoes would make me wee my knickers with great abandon and excitement, especially ballet flats, but these... a big HELL NO.

Nice legs though, AMIRITE?!

Sorry, pmann has asked me to take down his shoes. He can't handle the shame.

Oh, I'm so disappointed I missed them

And welcome back, Chained

 

[BreezySnow]

Happy Saturday,Litiquette-izans.

Since I've been back, I've seen two really bad personal ads that are posted in the PG. Why in the PG and not the Personals is a completely different topic. I feel the need to help these guys out, knowing that they won't listen.

So if you were gong to write a personal ad here with the goal of finding a sex chat partner, what's the one thing you would include in the ad?

I would think you would want to state if you have a sexual preference or not.

 

[lexieredefined]

Happy Saturday,Litiquette-izans.

Since I've been back, I've seen two really bad personal ads that are posted in the PG. Why in the PG and not the Personals is a completely different topic. I feel the need to help these guys out, knowing that they won't listen.

So if you were gong to write a personal ad here with the goal of finding a sex chat partner, what's the one thing you would include in the ad?

I have to go with dutchrain on this one. No text speak and no skipping steps.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Happy Saturday,Litiquette-izans.

Since I've been back, I've seen two really bad personal ads that are posted in the PG. Why in the PG and not the Personals is a completely different topic. I feel the need to help these guys out, knowing that they won't listen.

So if you were gong to write a personal ad here with the goal of finding a sex chat partner, what's the one thing you would include in the ad?

This is kind of an odd question (no offense) because it asks a hypothetical that not many of us would actually do, would we? It's like asking if you were to place an ad on a dating site, what you put in it?

But anyway ... here goes.

MWM with large hands and wide feet, who looks like George Clooney and has hit the jackpot money wise, is seeking a a super horny woman who will fuck my brains out NSA cyber-ly and someday in real life. Must be able to laugh at my jokes whether they're understood or not and be will to strip down nekkid and send me tittie pictures at a moments notice. Bisexuality is highly preferred. Group sex is a must. Sharing is a necessity.

Please no bestiality, scat or water games.

Must be adept at oral sex, wiling and able to deep throat and receive my massive amount of ejaculate wherever I choose. Must enjoy anal and DPs.

Also, must look like a virgin in case I ever introduce her to my mom.

In addition must be at least the age of consent.

Please send resume and referrals to bradbigbrain@gmail.com

 

[lexieredefined]

This is kind of an odd question (no offense) because it asks a hypothetical that not many of us would actually do, would we? It's like asking if you were to place an ad on a dating site, what you put in it?

But anyway ... here goes.

MWM with large hands and wide feet, who looks like George Clooney and has hit the jackpot money wise, is seeking a a super horny woman who will fuck my brains out NSA cyber-ly and someday in real life. Must be able to laugh at my jokes whether they're understood or not and be will to strip down nekkid and send me tittie pictures at a moments notice. Bisexuality is highly preferred. Group sex is a must. Sharing is a necessity.

Please no bestiality, scat or water games.

Must be adept at oral sex, wiling and able to deep throat and receive my massive amount of ejaculate wherever I choose. Must enjoy anal and DPs.

Also, must look like a virgin in case I ever introduce her to my mom.

In addition must be at least the age of consent.

Please send resume and referrals to bradbigbrain@gmail.com

Resume and referrals? Wow. You're hardcore.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Resume and referrals? Wow. You're hardcore.

I know. That's a nice touch.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

This is kind of an odd question (no offense) because it asks a hypothetical that not many of us would actually do, would we? It's like asking if you were to place an ad on a dating site, what you put in it?

But anyway ... here goes.

MWM with large hands and wide feet, who looks like George Clooney and has hit the jackpot money wise, is seeking a a super horny woman who will fuck my brains out NSA cyber-ly and someday in real life. Must be able to laugh at my jokes whether they're understood or not and be will to strip down nekkid and send me tittie pictures at a moments notice. Bisexuality is highly preferred. Group sex is a must. Sharing is a necessity.

Please no bestiality, scat or water games.

Must be adept at oral sex, wiling and able to deep throat and receive my massive amount of ejaculate wherever I choose. Must enjoy anal and DPs.

Also, must look like a virgin in case I ever introduce her to my mom.

In addition must be at least the age of consent.

Please send resume and referrals to bradbigbrain@gmail.com

dang, BBB....I might have to draft a response...

 

[BradBigBrain]

dang, BBB....I might have to draft a response...

You had better.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

You had better.

SWF, BBW, get the fuck over it...
Likes to be spanked but only if she wants to be spanked by you.
Can deepthroat like a champ, not saying I will.
Likes anal, dp, and all the other really cool stuff you guys drool over, but you better be willing to fight for it or it aint never gonna happen.

Prefers at least one other female in the room at all times, because, lets face it, only way anything is ever gonna be done right is if it's directed by a woman. ( I nominate TongueLust )

If I can whip your ass, it won't ever work....

Wait, I guess I need to stop right there, huh?

 

[LusterMunky]

Wait, I guess I need to stop right there, huh?

Prolly, yes.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Prolly, yes.

yeah, I know... all these self-imposed limitations.....

 

[TongueLust]

SWF, BBW, get the fuck over it...
Likes to be spanked but only if she wants to be spanked by you.
Can deepthroat like a champ, not saying I will.
Likes anal, dp, and all the other really cool stuff you guys drool over, but you better be willing to fight for it or it aint never gonna happen.

Prefers at least one other female in the room at all times, because, lets face it, only way anything is ever gonna be done right is if it's directed by a woman. ( I nominate TongueLust )

If I can whip your ass, it won't ever work....

Wait, I guess I need to stop right there, huh?

Aww this made my girly parts a little wet.

I got your back Mami.

 

[Callmetim]

So if you were gong to write a personal ad here with the goal of finding a sex chat partner, what's the one thing you would include in the ad?

If the goal is for a sex chat partner, I would ask for some piece of original erotic writing. If we are going to dive into fantasies, show me yours. Show me what you want to say, do, feel or have done to you (by me, naturally) so I know a little bit of your:

1. Intelligence
2. Kink likes
3. Ability to spell (I'm not grading and I certainly have typos often, but if u r lik this, I'm not likely to respond)

If you use text messaging speak in everything you type, cannot write in sentences and want me to degrade you and treat you like trash, look elsewhere.

 

[ChainedUp]

It's Sunday, just got my church on so I'm good for another week of sinning.

When you first came to Lit and started posting did you ever think you'd be as naughty with it as you are now? I know many will say they never imagined themselves interacting the way they do. A few have found Lit to be a life altering place. So I guess the question I'm asking is this: is your lit persona who you are or who you are when you are here?

 

[SpicySweets]

It's Sunday, just got my church on so I'm good for another week of sinning.

When you first came to Lit and started posting did you ever think you'd be as naughty with it as you are now? I know many will say they never imagined themselves interacting the way they do. A few have found Lit to be a life altering place. So I guess the question I'm asking is this: is your lit persona who you are or who you are when you are here?

For me, my lit persona is who I am in real life, though no one knows it but me. I've not yet found anyone in the real world with whom to share all of my deepest fantasies and desires. And now, having been interacting with some people on here for a while, I've discovered so many new things about myself, my wants, my turn ons/offs. It's been an enlightening experience.

 

[BreezySnow]

It's Sunday, just got my church on so I'm good for another week of sinning.

When you first came to Lit and started posting did you ever think you'd be as naughty with it as you are now? I know many will say they never imagined themselves interacting the way they do. A few have found Lit to be a life altering place. So I guess the question I'm asking is this: is your lit persona who you are or who you are when you are here?

I have been on lit a lot longer than my information states. When I first came to lit it was a way to escape and find out different things about myself sexually and otherwise. So I would have to say my first time on lit it was more of a "who you are when you are here".
Since returning to lit I know what I want and who I am so now I am a "who your are" !

 

[BradBigBrain]

It's Sunday, just got my church on so I'm good for another week of sinning.

When you first came to Lit and started posting did you ever think you'd be as naughty with it as you are now? I know many will say they never imagined themselves interacting the way they do. A few have found Lit to be a life altering place. So I guess the question I'm asking is this: is your lit persona who you are or who you are when you are here?

This is me. Except my name's not Brad. If you've listened to my radio show you have heard what it is, so even that's not a big secret.