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[dutchrain]

Wonderful responses, guys and girls.

Today is Friday which means the weekend is upon us. For some, it has already started (those time zoned challenged Aussies). Since yesterday was a question of deep thoughts and such, we will go much less deep today. (Teehee)

When you meet someone who attracts you, what is the first thing that catches your eye? It can be shallow. It doesn't matter. I mean, I'm sure Wide_Eyed_Indulgence is going to be shy to say that she uses the dick pic she gets as a litmus test. It's okay WEI. No one is judging you. (I am, just a little) But we all find different things captivating. For some it's eyes, smile, arse or even the maze of veins running around a rigid meat stick. Whatever floats your boat.

I am talking physical stuff here, too. I mean, for instance, a certain Aussie might be willing to say that she was initially attracted to my humour, wit, charm, brilliance, etc. But I mean my physical traits. It could be my stick arms. My stick legs. My disproportionately long torso. My fuzzy hair. My 36pt line weight cock.

For me, the first thing is the face. That's what I see before anything. Then, immediately following that, is breasts. I love boobs. They are as beautiful as the day is long. Unless they aren't.

For me it are the hands. If someone is introduced to me, or introduces himself, I'll always glance down when we shake hands.

Clean nails, without jags and corners, and hands (or on someone who is gardener or something like that, just a few traces of soil or walnut-green or -brown (that stuff is really, really hard to get rid off), with a vein on the wrist, tendons moving, and the just exact force as he shakes my hand. I want to feel his force without getting my fingers squeezed.

Before that, I might take glance at the total. A suit is a winner, but nice jeans (strangely it doesn't matter if they are new or old) and a shirt is great too. And clean shoes.

All this only applies if I am not introduced to him while he is gardening, working on a car, building a shed, or something like that. Then I would be more then pleased to shake his hand anyway.

All this talk about humour and personality disgusts me, people. Can't you just look skin deep? Does it always have to be what's on the inside. This is what is wrong with society these days. *wags judgmental finger*

I like to see laugh-wrinkles around his eyes.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hello Litizens. The weekend is among us. I was interested to hear the responses yesterday. (How am I doing with my Chained vernacular?) Thanks for everyone's candor and transparency. Specifically those who admitted to living for the cocks. I was actually interested to see how many people listed hands as a thing they notice. That surprises me, as I thought I was one of a few who noticed things like that. I think it would be interesting if people would post pics of their hands, honestly. But I don't know if you lot are willing to do that. Would you?

Anyway, I rambled and that's not my question- staying with the theme of shallow, who are your top three celebrity crushes? These are always interesting to me. It can be guys or girls. Whatever floats your boat. You can like them for whatever reason. Talent. Looks. A combination of both.

However, there is one rule. No one can list that talentless Hugh Jackman as their crush. I swear to dog, people. I don't want to see his name or picture here. No no no. No Hugh Hackman, please.

 

[dutchrain]

My hands

Johnny Depp
Colin Firth
Sean Connery

All of them for talent and looks.

And Hugh Jackman.

 

[MrsMellowCake]

Toby Stephens, especially as Mr Rochester in Jane Eyre...bloody 'ell like
Chris Cornell, that voice, yum!
And yeah, I know I'm a few years too late but Gene Kelly...was there ever a man that looked as good in a pair of sailor trousers?!

 

[rubydlite]

The 'hands at work, reat or play thread : http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1064754

And that was definitely some chained lingo *claps*


Crushes.... Eddie Vedder....Johnny Depp.....Jonathan Reis Myers ... to name a few (I'm sure I butchered their names.....it's early and I haven't even opened both eyes yet .

 

[rubydlite]

Toby Stephens, especially as Mr Rochester in Jane Eyre...bloody 'ell like
Chris Cornell, that voice, yum!
And yeah, I know I'm a few years too late but Gene Kelly...was there ever a man that looked as good in a pair of sailor trousers?!

Oh yes...Chris Cornell......(I love the Temple of the Dog collaboration with Eddie Vedder!!!)

 

[Lord Pmann]

Chris Cornell's version of Billie Jean was amazing.

 

[All_4_Love]

Chris Cornell's version of Billie Jean was amazing.

Chris Cornell has one of the most amazing voices of all time. So unique and so powerful.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

1. Zooey Deschanel - Yum!

2. Kiera Knightely - Highly underrated bombshell

3. Jessica Alba - more Yum!

 

[Aquagal]

Joaquin Phoenix
Christian Bale
Alex Skaasgard (best hands in the history of the world)
Scarlett Johansen
Joel Madden
Jack Black
HUGH JACKMAN

Admittedly, I didn't really read the question, all I saw was pmann wanting to talk about his celebrity crush and/on Hugh Jackman.

I saw Alex Skarsgârd in the Giver last night. They didn't portray him at his best.

 

[Thandi]

http://www.iballer.com/malecelebs/manganiello_joe/images/joe-manganiello-photo-28.jpg

 

[BradBigBrain]

http://media.salon.com/2014/02/jennifer_lawrence2.jpg
http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/Breitbart/Big-Hollywood/2014/01/30/scarlett-johansson-AP.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/diane-lane/pictures/diane-lane-picture-6.jpg

 

[Mindfondler]

I was actually interested to see how many people listed hands as a thing they notice. That surprises me, as I thought I was one of a few who noticed things like that. I think it would be interesting if people would post pics of their hands, honestly. But I don't know if you lot are willing to do that. Would you?

I did this a while ago for the "Hands" thread:

The palms of my hands
The backs of my hands

Anyway, I rambled and that's not my question- staying with the theme of shallow, who are your top three celebrity crushes? These are always interesting to me. It can be guys or girls. Whatever floats your boat. You can like them for whatever reason. Talent. Looks. A combination of both.

I really struggle with this question, as I tend to regard celebrities as manufactured, transient and non-authentic. I'd prefer to crush on people who are genuine, natural and not just caught at a particular moment in time.

Having said that, I don't wish to duck the question, so I'll make some specific nominations:

- Kim Basinger in 9½ Weeks
- Kate Beckinsale in the Underworld series
- Dr Helen Czerski (physicist and broadcaster)

The latter isn't so much a crush as sincere admiration for a lady who is highly accomplished, intelligent and engaging, whilst also comfortable about expressing her femininity. My fantasy would be to buy her lunch, talk about bubbles and laugh. I know: I'm weird.
.

 

[Aquagal]

I'm all about posting whatever is the body part du jour, anything but my hands. Due to my career choice and the elements, they aged before their time. It's like nice, soft, supple skin to my wrist...then old lady hands. Ugh

Jason Statham

That's about it, I haven't crushed on some celebrity in a long time. It's like they're this product for society, a charade if you will. Give me some natural, unmakeup'd, intelligent beauty with fabulous hair. In this sense, I think men have that advantage. They can step out in public after just a shave and shower.

 

[Lord Pmann]

For me:

Christina Hendricks- she's got big boobs. I also love her in Mad Men.

Sofia Vergara- she's got big boobs. I also love her in Modern Family.

Kim Kardashian- she's got big boobs. I also have nothing positive to say. I'm ashamed to admit she's so hot. But I can't deny it. She's pretty shit as a human. But whatever. I am good enough to look only skin deep.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'll post a pic of my hands soon. I just have to get them all moisturized.

 

[dutchrain]

I'll post a pic of my hands soon. I just have to get them all moisturized.

Well, moisturize on then, we are waiting!

 

[Thandi]

I'll post a pic of my hands soon. I just have to get them all moisturized.

Well, moisturize on then, we are waiting!

But what's he moisturizing with?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Tsk tsk!!!

Keep your knickers on. I'll get them up soon.

And fuck ye who have mentioned Hugh and his hideous face!

 

[SpicySweets]

Shemar Moore

Clive Owen

James Denton

 

[dutchrain]

But what's he moisturizing with?

Moisturizer, Thandi. *smiles sweetly* I have no need to know which brand he uses or if he creates his own and how he would do it. You?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Okay, an explanation on my hands. You'll note that my right hand has long nails. I assure you it's not some kind of odd fetish thing. But I play guitar and that's why there are long nails.

Also, I've got some scars on my left hand of which I quite like.

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http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q518/pmann83/image_zps7d9a90ee.jpg

 

[dutchrain]

Okay, an explanation on my hands. You'll note that my right hand has long nails. I assure you it's not some kind of odd fetish thing. But I play guitar and that's why there are long nails.

Also, I've got some scars on my left hand of which I quite like.

I couldn't see any scars.
Nice hands, and your wrists! Oh my ...

 

[Lord Pmann]

I couldn't see any scars.

Both scars are on my left hand. One on my left ring finger. And the other is a really big scar on my hand below my thumb. Both scars actually mean a lot to me.

 

[Aquagal]

Both scars are on my left hand. One on my left ring finger. And the other is a really big scar on my hand below my thumb. Both scars actually mean a lot to me.

Okay I'll bite, what do they mean?